UEFA Can Suck My Bellend (contains swearing)

[Everz]

Thank you Lenny Henry. Wolverhampton is not Birmingham in the way Salford is not Manchester, a tedious distinction that only the locals give a shit about (and I'm from Manchester btw). Good for you for supporting your local club, bad for you for sneering (like other brummies on this forum) at "plastics" in order to compensate for your inferiority complex.

What? Learn you mong.

No, it's more like the annoying plastics who give it the large spend hours talking about how shite and shocking our clubs are, boasting how great theres is, yet you ask them the simple question of 'Have you ever been to Old Trafford (for e.g)?' or 'Who scored the winner in the 99 CL final' which most reply no or dont have a clue. Not sneering, i have no problem with people supporting said clubs if they at least actually bother to know something about them and actually support them, rather then blasting down those who choose to follow there local ones.

 

[Everz]

Well unless chelsea win FA cup this will be another year with nothing won so will be even less glroy supporters, you have to remeber most glory supporters would have jumped ship already
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And to answer question about going to bridge then no but thats purely because i prefer to watch at home in peace or when i want to sociolise i like to go to pub and get drunk, i buy all the tops and pay for both sky and setanta so i dont miss games and i watch every single game.

I went to watch amir khan fight the other month and it just confirmed how much i prefer my own setup to live, this preference is same for music,sports and live comedy acts btw not just football.

So your an armchair plastic then, thanks for confirming this .

 

[JingleBells]

I would argue that watching the games on TV means you miss out on the atmosphere at games, but there isn't an atmosphere at Stamford bridge

 

[Everz]

I would argue that watching the games on TV means you miss out on the atmosphere at games, but there isn't an atmosphere at Stamford bridge

Indeed, they don't call it the morgue for no reason.

 

[Trem]

Try and keep on topic please luvs, we already have another thread arguing who is a real fan and who isn't.

Can we please try and keep this thread to slagging off UEFA and mostly Platini.




Wow I almost sounded like a mod then.

Its starting - http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/8037362.stm

 

[Everz]

 

[rynnor]

I'm sad that Chelsea are out - especially with so late a goal but nonetheless I will now be cheering on Man Utd in the final so that I get to enjoy Platini's face when he hands the cup over

 

[Ch3tan]

I do not think the ref for the final will be bad. UEFA have egg on their face now, the refs have been below par for both semi-finals of their premier competition, the media are highlighting it. They will make sure they do everything to ensure it goes well, this means that obivously Platini will not be allowed any contact with the ref or his assistants until after the final.

 

[Embattle]

While the ref was bad Chelsea just should of done more, certainly not spent as much time in there own half and certainly not when Barcelona went down one man.

 

[Aada]

I wanted a Man Utd v Barca match, i think english v english is very boring for a European cup.

 

[Scouse]

I still dont understand why UEFA oppose basic things like a goal mouth camera to tell when the balls over the line and video replays?

I oppose it too. The referee being human and making major fuck-ups is part of the attraction of football.

Every team get fucked over by the ref at some point. Scum v Tottenham is a good example. Liverpool had penalty shouts against Chelski both this season and last. Moaning about it tho?

I honestly couldn't give a fuck if it happens in the final either.

Lets face it, if the ref hadn't played 6 minutes against Bayern Munich then the Manc's wouldn't have won a completely undeserved cup.


Edit: Oh yeah, and if Chelski wanted to win they shouldn't have parked the bus in front of goal for both matches. If you play like girls then don't be surprised when the worst happens.

 

[Marc]

No. Chelsea defended fabulously well. But they played their normal game and took an eternity taking free kicks, throw ins, treating players. They do it very well.

But they would have been much better putting that multi-million pound team of household names to better use, you know, in attacking the opposition and scoring a second goal.

Most of your penalty appeals came from long balls fired up to your one man up-front. At home in a Champion's League semi-final.

Chelsea showed no ambition and got exactly what they deserved. Nothing. The better footballing team went through.

Most football fans don't like the "top four". They don't like the fact that the same four teams have all the money, all the success and all the best players. Live with it, it comes with the territory.

Oh and my team has secured top six finishes in two consecutive seasons. It is only the second time we have done that since the Second World War. So apart from having a shit few months where we couldn't buy a win this has actually been a good season for us.

Cry more.

Dude, just stfu. Chelsea showed no ambition. Wtf are you on about?? You spout so much horsehit in off topic and now you are bringing it to general. You have to bring Villa into every conversation. No one cares

 

[Turamber]

You have to bring Villa into every conversation. No one cares

Then why comment on it?

In any event I was replying to an attempted dig about my team. Sorry it bothers you "dude".

 

[old.user4556]

stuff

Get help.

 

[Scouse]

Dude, just stfu. Chelsea showed no ambition. Wtf are you on about?? You spout so much horsehit in off topic and now you are bringing it to general. You have to bring Villa into every conversation. No one cares

Actually, as much as I hate to agree with a sky-fairy, his assessment of Chelski was spot-on.

Chelski were piss poor and deserved to go out for playing a cowards rearguard action.

 

[megadave]

We didn't park the bus in this leg. We played counter attacking football. Infact over the 2 legs we did exactly what Utd did last year but i didnt see anyone criticising them.

All Barcelona did last night was pass the ball around in midfield until they got frusrated enough to boot the ball high and wide, i dont think they even got into the box. Whereas we played effective football when attacking and made the best chances over the 2 legs. Yes there were times when we should have finished, but it is a lot harder to do that when you get brought down in the area or someone sticks a hand in the way of a goal bound shot.

 

[Scouse]

Give over. You parked the bus. Both matches. Cowards.Rearguard.Action. Nearly 65% posession to the opposing team at Stamford Bridge.

Unbelievably unambitious from the worlds second most expensive squad. You should be attacking, not pussying about desparately clinging to a 1-0 lead.

And you'll never find me slow to criticise the mancs

 

[megadave]

What do you want us to do? Play full attacking against a team that would destroy us in that style? Jesus i cant fathom how some people can be so stupid in regards to football and tactics.

Have you seen the average possession Barcelona get per game? Do you know what the Manutd possession at OT was last year? And what the fuck is possession when you don't do shit with it? We learnt this under Scolari.

We played intelligent football, despite defending more than they did we created more chances and were the better team. We should have won but the ref prevented that? What the fuck do you want? The same shitfest as when we beat Liverpool ?

 

[Scouse]

We played intelligent football, despite defending more than they did we created more chances and were the better team. We should have won but the ref prevented that? What the fuck do you want? The same shitfest as when we beat Liverpool ?

Blame the ref if you like. Fact is you didn't score and relied on a strong counter, whilst letting Barca dictate the entire match at home.

I don't know how rich you are but I'd rather not pay to see that from a squad costing over £200 million quid.

If your tactics were so spot-on you'd have won. You lost.

Sitting back is risky - Liverpool learned this under Houllier.

What do you want us to do? Play full attacking against a team that would destroy us in that style?

You don't think Chelski's up for a fight then eh? Marvellous


Edit: And don't blame the ref. They should have had a penalty in the first leg and finished the game with ten men. If you can't take a game to ten men you deserve to lose.

 

[Aada]

We didn't park the bus in this leg. We played counter attacking football. Infact over the 2 legs we did exactly what Utd did last year but i didnt see anyone criticising them.

All Barcelona did last night was pass the ball around in midfield until they got frusrated enough to boot the ball high and wide, i dont think they even got into the box. Whereas we played effective football when attacking and made the best chances over the 2 legs. Yes there were times when we should have finished, but it is a lot harder to do that when you get brought down in the area or someone sticks a hand in the way of a goal bound shot.

Chelsea seemed to defend almost the entire game with a few counter attacks here and there.

You blue boys should take a tip or two from United and play attacking football and try to kill the team off instead of playing terrible counter attacking football.

It's not as if Chelsea don't have a team that can score goals either it just seemed to me the midfield was scared to go too far forward incase they got raped by a Messi run who also had a bad game.

You were at fucking HOME for christ sake you should have been peppering their goal with shots instead Chelsea played how they usually play and soak up the pressure but the problem playing that game is players only have to make 1 mistake around the box and it's all over as it happened last night.

 

[megadave]

A liverpool fan arguing about other teams sitting back, ho ho.

 

[Scouse]

A liverpool fan arguing about other teams sitting back, ho ho.

You mean the most attacking team in the football league? The one who's scored the most goals?

Put four past your shower at the bridge after our league double

 

[ECA]

my god this vagina.

 

[Scouse]

Well, I wouldn't be that hard on your post ECA. Perhaps if you feel you're struggling you could try adding to the argument?

 

[Everz]

Get help.

Amazing wit there, simply marvelous.

Next copy and paste phrase please, or maybe even a bit of coherent information on what I should seek help on ?

 

[Everz]

Chelsea seemed to defend almost the entire game with a few counter attacks here and there.

You blue boys should take a tip or two from United and play attacking football and try to kill the team off instead of playing terrible counter attacking football.

It's not as if Chelsea don't have a team that can score goals either it just seemed to me the midfield was scared to go too far forward incase they got raped by a Messi run who also had a bad game.

You were at fucking HOME for christ sake you should have been peppering their goal with shots instead Chelsea played how they usually play and soak up the pressure but the problem playing that game is players only have to make 1 mistake around the box and it's all over as it happened last night.

YOU DO NOT ATTACK BARCELONA ffs.

Simply as, the undoing of most sides vs Barca is that they go attack, example is Real at the weekend, they had no clue to defend they just attacked and Barca ripped them to shreads. The best you can do is what Chelsea did, defend superbly and play the odd counter attack, it totally nulifies Barca.

 

[Turamber]

i cant fathom how some people can be so stupid in regards to football and tactics.

Sorry but your tactics were very flawed. They were based on the premise that a one goal lead at home could be defended for 80+ minutes against the highest scoring team in European competition.

How did that work out for you?

 

[Embattle]

A liverpool fan arguing about other teams sitting back, ho ho.

You'll find Scouse arguing very well from inside his glass redhouse

 

[ramathorn]

Why is it all Liverpool supporters have suddenly become so terribly arrogant? The goats in my work are the same....you would think they had actually won something or done something worth while. Until before the Real Madrid match you were one of the most boring teams in the country to watch. So you have hit a bit of form in the last month or so and are throwing caution to the wind, but its done you no good. They have even started that good old familiar "next year is our year" - the same thing thats been said every year for as long as I can remember. I'd put money on it that it will back to boring boring again next season.

I dont think you can play out and out attacking football against barca, its suicide. They have five of the best attacking players in the world on the pitch and trying to outscore them is just crazy. Chelsea had it right, counter with the ball up to dogbar, just as united did when they used ronaldo and rooney's pace to counter. however i do think it was a different story when barca went down to 10 men, chelski really should have been pushing a bit more for number two.

the ref got it wrong in a big way, anyone who says he didnt is very very biased, guardiola even said it himself.

 

[Chilly]

well I love it. betfair made loads more money cos of the turnover and il get 5p of it in my bonus. so, thanks uefa - you incompetent fucks.