cHodAX said:...unless you dance like a complete ass clown, then you are going home solo sadly and the only kebab you will be munching is the sliced mutton variety with salad and sauce
tris- said:its true. have fun and people will get sucked to you. try your hardest, you are set for dissapointment and people will think wtf why is he doing this to me?! WHY ME?!!?
i remember many times when just me and one mate out have been crowded by people. just because we look like we are having fun and everyone else is trying their hardest to dance like a benny banasi dancer.
or a second head.tris- said:do you have a local head shop? you can buy kits to clean your piss in 24 hours.
Thadius said:Anyone know any good tips?
Mentioning online gaming and camelot seems to be a turn off
The ultimate anti chat up line to "Do you come here often?" would be "Nah, Im usually sat at home talking to a load of 35+ men onTeamspeak whilst playing an online game but the Camelot server was down"
..then think up something originalInfanity said:"I bet you 10£ i can kiss you without touching your lips."
"Close your eyes.."
**Kiss her**
Then say "Was worth every penny"
fo ! x<Outlander said:..then think up something original
was she 80 plus batty old hag?Outlander said:met a bird at a bus stop once and started chatting, she showed me her pants
Morphius said:nah tris-, o little town of Warminster sucks dick
tris- said:my eyes are also not red.
tris- said:try www.weedcity.com, if you dont need it in the next 2 days.
stoners arnt all the same i shower everyday, brush my hair AND wear clean clothes. my eyes are also not red.
cHodAX said:One vital tip, never ever ever think that the 'white elephant trick' is going to impress a woman, it doesn't. I learnt that one the hard way...