Tips on pulling birds!

[Bahumat]

Well, Teh Seel isn't allowed to answer this thread

Bad Seel.

Anyway, here's one:

"Wanna head over to my place and fail to reproduce?"

Don't. Do. It. On. Blondes.

you sparked a memory of something i heard once, please no one be offended.

go up to a girl and say "hi, wanna go halves on a bastard?"

i found it funny, a little risque but still funny.

 

[Thadius]

you sparked a memory of something i heard once, please no one be offended.

go up to a girl and say "hi, wanna go halves on a bastard?"

i found it funny, a little risque but still funny.

You fucking legend

 

[Vladamir]

I'm a ninja you know. Want to see my special move.. The spinning dragon (not funny if you do not know this little trick )

Hahahaha