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[Gwadien]

 

[Moriath]

Because its a really fucking stupid advert?

In essence is the same as get on your bike and look for work message of the twenties. I dont see why people are complaining that if you dont got employment at the moment go work somewhere that is functioning.

if you cant make money dancing you suggest they just sit on their arses and claim government money?

 

[Moriath]

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Not really cause the hospitality industry is in a bad way. Should be construction or technology

 

[Moriath]

In essence is the same as get on your bike and look for work message of the twenties. I dont see why people are complaining that if you dont got employment at the moment go work somewhere that is functioning.

if you cant make money dancing you suggest they just sit on their arses and claim government money?

@Gwadien so if you have no work in your chosen sector what do you want them to do?

 

[Gwadien]

@Gwadien so if you have no work in your chosen sector what do you want them to do?

Rebuild that sector rather than giving your pals back handers whilst embarking on a propaganda campaign to distance the Government from the damage that Covid and Brexit are going to cause.

The reality is that lots of people will be sat on their arse at home and the government is adamant to make them feel like its all their fault.

At least Amazon warehouses will have shit loads of talented drones in there.

 

[Job]

Interesting approach.
On par with stealing someones bike and telling them to get fucking walking.

 

[Lamp]

Perfect Basmati rice. Try this method:

[x] amount of rice (eg. 3 oz)
[2x] amount of water (= 6 fl oz)
Place both in a pan together
Bring to boil
Then immediately turn down to medium-low heat & cover
Simmer for 5 mins
Remove from heat
Allow rice to steam for 10 minutes. Do not remove lid
Done

I added a pinch of turmeric (for colour), pinch of paprika, pinch of salt, pinch of sugar
Awesome

 

[Jupitus]

Perfect Basmati rice. Try this method:

[x] amount of rice (eg. 3 oz)
[2x] amount of water (= 6 fl oz)
Place both in a pan together
Bring to boil
Then immediately turn down to medium-low heat & cover
Simmer for 5 mins
Remove from heat
Allow rice to steam for 10 minutes. Do not remove lid
Done

I added a pinch of turmeric (for colour), pinch of paprika, pinch of salt, pinch of sugar
Awesome

Totally correct - I would add that it depends on the pan and cooking medium - I used to have an old style electric which took a while to cool down, so on that it was 'bring to a simmer and the turn off and leave it'. On gas with a fairly heavy bottom pan then 'bring to a simmer, turn right down for 2 mins, then off and wait'. Another step worth adding - put a clean tea towel over the top of the pan once pretty much cooked - it can help absorb any excess. Final tip - many places to a lovely 'pilau rice' seasoning mix

 

[Aoami]

In essence is the same as get on your bike and look for work message of the twenties. I dont see why people are complaining that if you dont got employment at the moment go work somewhere that is functioning.

if you cant make money dancing you suggest they just sit on their arses and claim government money?

How do you know that the ballet isn't just a hobby?

 

[Scouse]

It read to me as;

'What? Brexit and Covid has ruined the economy? Well, it's going to be your fault you're out of a job, get a sensible job ffs!'

Why has Scouse turned into a super Tory since moving to Wales?

No.

If you read the article - there's outrage because they're asking a ballerina to try a job in cyber security. But they're withdrawing it and asking a baker instead.

I acknowledge it's a bit shit to not be able to follow yer dreams, but why is it not OK to ask a ballerina, but it's OK to ask a baker?

 

[Job]

Ricky Gervais is putting his foot in it a bit by joking he would love to be a doctor or a scientist, but hes too thick.

Well drive a fucking van then...or stack shelves.


View: https://youtu.be/KNFwoilorhI

 

[Lamp]

This guy has an interesting channel. British Indian Restaurant ("BIR") food


View: https://youtu.be/LOn9wkjLpCc

 

[dysfunction]

Perfect Basmati rice. Try this method:

[x] amount of rice (eg. 3 oz)
[2x] amount of water (= 6 fl oz)
Place both in a pan together
Bring to boil
Then immediately turn down to medium-low heat & cover
Simmer for 5 mins
Remove from heat
Allow rice to steam for 10 minutes. Do not remove lid
Done

I added a pinch of turmeric (for colour), pinch of paprika, pinch of salt, pinch of sugar
Awesome

Or just bring a large pot of water to the boil add rice, bring heat to a simmer and try some every so often until done.
Remove from heat, drain and rest for a minute.
Done

You could rinse with boiling water from Kettle if too "starchy" for you.

Then do whatever you want to do with it.

 

[Lamp]

Lamb Samosa recipe

I'm going to give this a go at the weekend

Mmmm


View: https://youtu.be/93Vh-xmrxc0

 

[Gwadien]

Lamb Samosa recipe

I'm going to give this a go at the weekend

Mmmm


View: https://youtu.be/93Vh-xmrxc0

Why would you use a video of a white person making indian food?

*summons Job*

 

[Lamp]

Can anyone explain what video deinterlacing is.
Simple explanation please.
Should this be on by default?

 

[Gwadien]

@Lamp you wanna check out Madhur Jaffrey if you're cooking Indian.

Make Onion Bhajis with your samosas too, they're piss easy.

 

[Jupitus]

This guy has an interesting channel. British Indian Restaurant ("BIR") food


View: https://youtu.be/LOn9wkjLpCc

Nice, but also...


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x4oIVzfQZ4

 

[Gwadien]

Nice, but also...


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x4oIVzfQZ4

Gravy?

Indian Gravy?

!!!!?!?!??!?!

 

[Jupitus]

Or just bring a large pot of water to the boil add rice, bring heat to a simmer and try some every so often until done.
Remove from heat, drain and rest for a minute.
Done

You could rinse with boiling water from Kettle if too "starchy" for you.

Then do whatever you want to do with it.

Yeah, but it will be wet, or broken from straining....

 

[Gwadien]

If you're draining rice, you're doing something wong.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53me-ICi_f8&

You should try microwaving rice. That works pretty well.

 

[dysfunction]

Yeah, but it will be wet, or broken from straining....

No not really.
Also not if you have it out the pot at the right time. That is why you try it every so often.

 

[Gwadien]

No not really.
Also not if you have it out the pot at the right time. That is why you try it every so often.

You put enough water in a pan for the rice to soak it all up, you're not making a rice stew.

 

[dysfunction]

You put enough water in a pan for the rice to soak it all up, you're not making a rice stew.

No I'm making perfectly cooked rice. every time. Hassle free.

 

[Gwadien]

No I'm making perfectly cooked rice. every time. Hassle free.

nah m8.

mail some or didn't happen.

I bet you use reconstituted rice

 

[Jupitus]

No I'm making perfectly cooked rice. every time. Hassle free.

Well you have yours, I'll have mine

 

[SilverHood]

I accidentally put too little water in the rice cooker the other day, so I got really dry rice, perfect for my curry!

 

[Gwadien]

I accidentally put too little water in the rice cooker the other day, so I got really dry rice, perfect for my curry!

Even the American knows.

AND HE'S AMERICAN FFS!

 

[dysfunction]

Well you have yours, I'll have mine

Absolutely. No 10 step process for me thanks. I like the nice and simple method.

 

[Jupitus]

Absolutely. No 10 step process for me thanks. I like the nice and simple method.

Huh?

I measure the rice and water and put them in the pan. Turn it on, then off. Don't be daft