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Just had a battered mars bar from the local chip shop's 'A taste of Scotland' specials menu.

Fuck me it should not taste good but it damn well does.
 
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Raven said:
I have a secret Scouse, my step dad is from The Wirral.
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He's no longer a secret!

And Job'll say he's not a 'scouser' because he's from the wrong side of the water.

It's kinda hilarious the weird justifications people use. I always liked the idea that you were a scouser if you cook scouse, so it didn't matter where you were from ;)

From where in the wirral?
 
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Birkenhead, his mum and dad used to run a pub near the seafront.
 
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You have to be born in Liverpool.

Or maybe live there long enough to be an honourary citizen.

I was born in Sefton, Lancashire.
Which they changed to merseyside even though we are nowhere near the mersey.

Then the Post Office decided we needed a Liverpool post code, which was very strongly rejected...but there you go, they invented the Liverpool city region to cover that..

Neither of us are scousers.
 
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Job said:
You have to be born in Liverpool.

Or maybe live there long enough to be an honourary citizen.

I was born in Sefton, Lancashire.
Which they changed to merseyside even though we are nowhere near the mersey.

Then the Post Office decided we needed a Liverpool post code, which was very strongly rejected...but there you go, they invented the Liverpool city region to cover that..

Neither of us are scousers.
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Not as bad as us in cornwall having a devon / plymouth post code. Silly english people over the river. Lol
 
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Ha.
Got chased by the security guard for filming the David Attenborough ship at Cammel Lairds.
He pulled up in his van..
'No filming mate, give me that camera.'
Im like.
'Im on a public road outside the dockyard.'
I scooted off down a narrow cycle path, then returned to film right outside his hut.

Ooh he was mad.
Probably on some other list now.
 
Scouse

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Why is this outrageous?

So, life's shit, try cyber. But we can't say that to people in the arts? It's OK if you want to be a baker, but not if you want to be a ballet dancer?

Fuck you guys. That bitch can ditch her dreams just like every other fucker has had to.

Boo, fucking, hoo. :)
 
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Scouse said:
Why is this outrageous?

So, life's shit, try cyber. But we can't say that to people in the arts? It's OK if you want to be a baker, but not if you want to be a ballet dancer?

Fuck you guys. That bitch can ditch her dreams just like every other fucker has had to.

Boo, fucking, hoo. :)
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I really don't know what you are saying here. Are you for the advert or against it?
 
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Scouse said:
Why is this outrageous?

So, life's shit, try cyber. But we can't say that to people in the arts? It's OK if you want to be a baker, but not if you want to be a ballet dancer?

Fuck you guys. That bitch can ditch her dreams just like every other fucker has had to.

Boo, fucking, hoo. :)
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Because its a really fucking stupid advert?
 
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Raven said:
It read to me as.

'What? Got no audience any more? Oh well, you might as well take your clothes off for rich folk, online.'
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It read to me as;

'What? Brexit and Covid has ruined the economy? Well, it's going to be your fault you're out of a job, get a sensible job ffs!'

Why has Scouse turned into a super Tory since moving to Wales? :D
 
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Its a well trodden path from idealistic head of the student union, to a well paid job, move to whitesville, become Alf Garnet.

I started off as Alf Garnet and found out Im niw a marxist.
 
Raven

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Job said:
Its a well trodden path from idealistic head of the student union, to a well paid job, move to whitesville, become Alf Garnet.

I started off as Alf Garnet and found out Im niw a marxist.
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What is it I don't even...
 
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