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[Lamp]

Spot on. 100%

 

[Raven]

People that shave! I can't quite get my head around it.

I have had a beard of one sort on another since I was 15...possibly water related because all of us from the village had facial hair early...and long toes. It started off as a bit of a 90s Goatie, which I maintained with clippers, which I still sported in 2002 when I got married, I breifly shaved it off in 2005ish when my sister got married because there are pictures of a 28 year old baby giving away my sister in the photos, but other than that it's been pretty care free. I've had a full beard for 10+ years of varying lengths, currently at about 2 inches.

A few questions...

Do you shave every day?
Does it add to your get ready time? I can be out of bed at 7:30, showered and in work by 8...Pre lock down obvs.
Is there a point that you start worrying that you need a shave?
Does it bother you physically when you have a bit of stubble? Do you shave to prevent discomfort or do you shave because you feel you ought to?

 

[Scouse]

I shave when I start to look like a jihadi.

Which is about now, tbpfh.

 

[Job]

I shave when it starts itching.

 

[dysfunction]

People that shave! I can't quite get my head around it.

I have had a beard of one sort on another since I was 15...possibly water related because all of us from the village had facial hair early...and long toes. It started off as a bit of a 90s Goatie, which I maintained with clippers, which I still sported in 2002 when I got married, I breifly shaved it off in 2005ish when my sister got married because there are pictures of a 28 year old baby giving away my sister in the photos, but other than that it's been pretty care free. I've had a full beard for 10+ years of varying lengths, currently at about 2 inches.

A few questions...

Do you shave every day?
Does it add to your get ready time? I can be out of bed at 7:30, showered and in work by 8...Pre lock down obvs.
Is there a point that you start worrying that you need a shave?
Does it bother you physically when you have a bit of stubble? Do you shave to prevent discomfort or do you shave because you feel you ought to?

I shave but not every day. These days it's when my stubble starts to get itchy. When I went in the office I used to shave every other day during the week so it didn't look too messy. And never shaved on a weekend.

I tried a beard once and it was terrible. Always felt I had food or drink in it even though I didn't.
Definitely seemed a lot more hassle than shaving. Always needed to blot it or wipe it after eating or drinking anything.

 

[caLLous]

Once or maybe twice a week. When it goes from being stubble to actual hair is pretty much my limit. It's very rarely ever shorter than stubble though because I use a clipper on the shortest setting 99 times out of 100.

 

[Moriath]

Cellmate: Male chastity gadget hack could lock users in

The Chinese maker of the toy has updated the app involved, but some users remain at risk.

www.bbc.co.uk

didnt know technology had gone there. Key and lock seem adequate why would you need to make this bluetoothed god only knows.

 

[Lamp]

I've cultivated a magnificent 3mm all over for the past 10 years+
I can vaguely remember being clean shaven once during that time
Felt like I was walking around with my john thomas hanging out
Much prefer the stubbly look and feel
Itching is a right of passage; next stage: a big wee stain on your badly fitting beige M&S trousers.

 

[Jupitus]

I've cultivated a magnificent 3mm all over for the past 10 years+
I can vaguely remember being clean shaven once during that time
Felt like I was walking around with my john thomas hanging out
Much prefer the stubbly look and feel
Itching is a right of passage; its two levels away from a big dried wee stain on your beige M&S trousers.

... and I thought you were ahead of me !

 

[Lamp]

LMAO

 

[Lamp]

Always felt I had food or drink in it

There's nothing in that sentence that isn't fantastic

 

[Lamp]

What did Jesus say?
Give a man a loaf and he can feed his family for a week
Give a man a beard and he can live off the stuff in it and sneak out and shag his sister-in-law

 

[Raven]

There's nothing in that sentence that isn't fantastic

I enjoy Marmite hours after having Marmite on toast. Thick wholemeal bread, lots of butter (real, salted butter) Marmite so thick you can't see the bread any more. Get loads of it in my beard.

 

[MYstIC G]

I enjoy Marmite hours after having Marmite on toast. Thick wholemeal bread, lots of butter (real, salted butter) Marmite so thick you can't see the bread any more. Get loads of it in my beard.

Mr Twit's beard

Like Roald Dahl's The Twits? Make your very own Mr Twit beard.

www.roalddahl.com

 

[Lamp]

I can't write what I was about to.

I laughed my ass off. Mummy why is that man laughing to himself? Come away, Gabi. Leave him alone. Stop pointing at him.

Everyone else would have found it utterly childish.

Shame you don't have tickets to the gig in my head. It would have been a sold out event but due to Coronavirus...

 

[Lamp]

It involved marmite. And semen

 

[Lamp]

He's still laughing Mummy
Just ignore him.

 

[Lamp]

Someone called "Smellmyfart" just attacked my city
lol

 

[BloodOmen]

At this point it's not even comedy anymore, they could turn this into a documentary.

View attachment arVdXM5_460svav1.mp4

 

[Job]

2020s just trolling now.

Iceland's most active volcano may be preparing to erupt

The volcano, called Grímsvötn, is the most active on the island and is almost completely covered by ice.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Job]

The satnav dash/console screen on this concept merc is fucking awesome.


View: https://streamable.com/0kx4ti

 

[Lamp]

And who is driving the car whilst you're playing Avatar and staring at your hand?
Maybe the car drives itself

Sorry, I think it sucks. Its a toy.

 

[Bodhi]

People that shave! I can't quite get my head around it.

I have had a beard of one sort on another since I was 15...possibly water related because all of us from the village had facial hair early...and long toes. It started off as a bit of a 90s Goatie, which I maintained with clippers, which I still sported in 2002 when I got married, I breifly shaved it off in 2005ish when my sister got married because there are pictures of a 28 year old baby giving away my sister in the photos, but other than that it's been pretty care free. I've had a full beard for 10+ years of varying lengths, currently at about 2 inches.

A few questions...

Do you shave every day?
Does it add to your get ready time? I can be out of bed at 7:30, showered and in work by 8...Pre lock down obvs.
Is there a point that you start worrying that you need a shave?
Does it bother you physically when you have a bit of stubble? Do you shave to prevent discomfort or do you shave because you feel you ought to?

I haven't had a proper shave in about 10 years now - I've found that if you want ultimate efficiency in the morning to get to work, being bald with a beard is the quickest - showers freshen, go. No messing.

Did the beard grade 2 up until lockdown, have let it grow out now so it's a proper beard. Not itchy in the slightest, but have some bears shampoo and keep pinching the wife's Moroccan Oil. Tis very soft

 

[Lamp]

Today, I do not recommend rubbing a high-alcohol content antibac hand gel into a fresh papercut

😭

 

[BloodOmen]

Today, I do not recommend rubbing a high-alcohol content antibac hand gel into a fresh papercut

😭

I rubbed fresh mint shower gel on my arsehole once... does that count? I almost burst out into song.

 

[Lamp]

Try concentrated tea-tree oil

Your bumhole will feel like a yawning hippo's mouth

 

[Lamp]

So I'm told

 

[BloodOmen]

Mate... not even joking, that mint showergel made me literally scream the house down like a little girl, it hurt like fuck.

 

[Job]

Elon is strangely normal and totally odd at the same time.

View: https://streamable.com/0blrt9

 

[Aoami]

Mate... not even joking, that mint showergel made me literally scream the house down like a little girl, it hurt like fuck.

Tea Tree and Mint shower gel on the ballbag. Definitely a bit of a kink.