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[Job]

You got insurance for that @Job? The minute you chip it so it goes over 15.5mph you're running an illegal moped, for which you need tax and insurance.

But you do insurance, don't you? You're not averse to that?

Nope..in fact just the ability to go over 15 or a throttle is a moped...I rarely use it on the road..little jumps between trails, the tyres sound like tractor wheels.
It has a legal/ full power switch, but thats not legal either, the chances of a copper being bothered if Im riding at 15mph, practically zero, its not like theres any coppers anyway, half the vans driving past me, the drivers on the phone.
My new controller has bluetooth and you can switch it between legal/full power from your phone and disconnect the throttle.
Im old, I ride sensibly, far more sensibly than most mtb riders on shared trails.

 

[Scouse]

So you ride an uninsured illegal powered moped on shared MTB trails with cyclists and that's OK because you sometimes see blokes in vans on their mobiles.

 

[Moriath]

Nope..in fact just the ability to go over 15 or a throttle is a moped...I rarely use it on the road..little jumps between trails, the tyres sound like tractor wheels.
It has a legal/ full power switch, but thats not legal either, the chances of a copper being bothered if Im riding at 15mph, practically zero, its not like theres any coppers anyway, half the vans driving past me, the drivers on the phone.
My new controller has bluetooth and you can switch it between legal/full power from your phone and disconnect the throttle.
Im old, I ride sensibly, far more sensibly than most mtb riders on shared trails.

What is whataboutism? - BBC Ideas

A classic example

 

[dysfunction]

So you ride an uninsured illegal powered moped on shared MTB trails with cyclists and that's OK because you sometimes see blokes in vans on their mobiles.

It's also ok because he won't be caught because there are no police about.

 

[Gwadien]

So you ride an uninsured illegal powered moped on shared MTB trails with cyclists and that's OK because you sometimes see blokes in vans on their mobiles.

Haha his monologue was like oh it's legal but it's not really, actually not at all but who gives a fuck.

Fucking immigrants coming over here not sticking to our laws.

 

[Gwadien]

I also love it how Job moans about chavs, but if I (or anyone) saw/heard that shit I'd be like lol chav.

 

[fettoken]

Haha his monologue was like oh it's legal but it's not really, actually not at all but who gives a fuck.

Fucking immigrants coming over here not sticking to our laws.

You stick to the laws initially, but after a while, you learn and earn to cut corners. As it is in workplaces, so shall it also be on earth!

 

[Job]

I am very aware its chavery, thats why I only ride it flat out on an empty beach, seriously I could probably ride that fast for a bit under my own power, but yes, the way not to be a chav is to ride with respect, no tearing around corners if its a shared path or gunning past people with dogs/children..old dears etc.
I rarely do 15 let alone 30..the power is there for hill climbing and in fact my new build will be geared for 18 flatout.
Get used to it though, there are going to be derestricted ebikes flying around everywhere.
The sales figures are through the roof.

 

[fettoken]

I am very aware its chavery, thats why I only ride it flat out on an empty beach, seriously I could probably ride that fast for a bit under my own power, but yes, the way not to be a chav is to ride with respect, no tearing around corners if its a shared path or gunning past people with dogs/children..old dears etc.
I rarely do 15 let alone 30..the power is there for hill climbing and in fact my new build will be geared for 18 flatout.
Get used to it though, there are going to be derestricted ebikes flying around everywhere.
The sales figures are through the roof.

Just by your extensive report on this issue we can conclude you are not a chav. Case closed!

Also, does one pronounce your nickname as "i need a handjob" or is it a reference to christianitys job?

 

[Job]

Job as in all the new ones created since brexit.

 

[fettoken]

There's at least some consistency to your persona. That's good.

 

[Moriath]

I am very aware its chavery, thats why I only ride it flat out on an empty beach, seriously I could probably ride that fast for a bit under my own power, but yes, the way not to be a chav is to ride with respect, no tearing around corners if its a shared path or gunning past people with dogs/children..old dears etc.
I rarely do 15 let alone 30..the power is there for hill climbing and in fact my new build will be geared for 18 flatout.
Get used to it though, there are going to be derestricted ebikes flying around everywhere.
The sales figures are through the roof.

Just like there were loads of mini motos until they became a menace because of the numbers then the law clamped down on them

 

[Gwadien]

I'd say dickhead BMW/Merc drivers are more of a hazard.

 

[Job]

They should scrap universities and have this guy on uni-tv.


View: https://youtu.be/eBc827pwKf0

 

[Scouse]

Just like there were loads of mini motos until they became a menace because of the numbers then the law clamped down on them

What will happen because of cunts like Job is that a) injuries to other people will go up (ebikes are heavier, faster and ridden by people who haven't taken the time to become skilled enough to ride at those speeds safely - because it takes years, and you get fit doing it, so why would you need an ebike?) and b) the government will come down hard on ALL types of bikes - because they'll see "money".

 

[caLLous]

and b) the government will come down hard on ALL types of bikes

So you're saying there's no downside...

 

[Bodhi]

Went to see The Book of Mormon in the West End last night. Absolutely hilarious, and if you like either South Park or taking the piss out religion, you need to go see it

 

[caLLous]

Ffs, Liverpool.

 

[CorNokZ]

... we are the second most powerful country on the planet.

According to whom?

 

[fettoken]

Iliza Shelsinger, she could sit on my face. Has the look of a retired(isch) pornstar hasn't she?

 

[SilverHood]

Iliza Shelsinger, she could sit on my face. Has the look of a retired(isch) pornstar hasn't she?

She looks way better than that. I quite enjoyed her shows on Netflix.

 

[Job]

What will happen because of cunts like Job is that a) injuries to other people will go up (ebikes are heavier, faster and ridden by people who haven't taken the time to become skilled enough to ride at those speeds safely - because it takes years, and you get fit doing it, so why would you need an ebike?) and b) the government will come down hard on ALL types of bikes - because they'll see "money".

Id have to agree, I dont see it lasting more than 5 years, it will be like cruise ships turning up to tourist spots.
Or maybe most people are too lazy to even pedal an electric bike.

 

[Job]

Two

According to whom?

Two major think tanks concluded it was America by a mile, then the UK..based on economic, military projection and softpower.

 

[Edmond]

Iliza Shelsinger, she could sit on my face. Has the look of a retired(isch) pornstar hasn't she?

Had to Google her.....but yeah

 

[Job]

Ffs, Liverpool.

Well you know free speech and all.
You could call it an overlaying artwork that represents the historical reaction to the movements of peoples.
Tbh Im getting even more suspicious that its an inside job.

 

[fettoken]

She looks way better than that. I quite enjoyed her shows on Netflix.

Checked em out, she's funny! (did initially write Funny as fuck, but had to correct.)

 

[Lamp]

I'm going to become a Mormon

Just typed in to Amazon "Mormon Underwear" and it came up with this



Mormon women have to wear this underwear at all times (except when bathing, cooking bacon, bending down, operating a vacuum cleaner, and when performing sexual acts) and they are encouraged to have lots of children.

Must be tough being a Mormon man. I suppose we all have our crosses to bear...

 

[Moriath]

I'm going to become a Mormon

Just typed in to Amazon "Mormon Underwear" and it came up with this

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Mormon women have to wear this underwear at all times (except when bathing, cooking bacon, bending down, operating a vacuum cleaner, and when performing sexual acts) and they are encouraged to have lots of children.

Must be tough being a Mormon man. I suppose we all have our crosses to bear...

Depend what kind of body its draped on tbh.

 

[fettoken]

Miss my ex so much. We broke up a couple of months ago, but have been seeing each other since from time to time, bootycalls but also really nice hangouts which was very confusing afterwards, not knowing if we were together or not.

Three weeks ago we had the best time (and sex) ever. Felt kind of in love again. But day after it was back to weird again, and I broke the usual agreement we had to not contact each other all the time. Think she felt it was too much and wanted some time to herself.

Shit idea to keep seeing e/o after a breakup, but it felt good then.

Have been on three dates just to see how it felt, but it just felt wrong.

 

[Job]

This is mesmerising..and yes he totals it a few times.


View: https://youtu.be/LVr2Ptz4SvE