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That was *exactly* my train of thought while playing DOOM
 
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I've found a new past-time, reading extreme-right 'news sites' they're fucking brilliant.

More Diversity in Action: Another Massive London Fire!

'I can tell you right now what caused it (assuming it wasn’t terrorism, which it probably wasn’t): non-white and female incompetence.

When white males ran things, this sort of thing did not happen.'
 
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Gwadien said:
Nope.

I think he's a bit like you, he has these generally accepted views which he knows are fashionably unpopular, so he presents them in a semi-serious fashion because people hate to be reminded of their own bigotry.
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A delusional view of ones actions and statements is also taught at the lil'racist school. So, now we have dehumanization and being delusional about your statements on the list. what else will you share with the group I wonder?
 
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All those schools are alike, though fwiw the lil'vegan school was slightly worse :eek:
 
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More interesting is the fact that he backs 'white sharia', ultra conservative muslims and christians are the same crackpot bunch.
The problem is they have 10,000 years of behaviour to back them up and two rather popular books.
 
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I live in a seaside town. I occasionally drive to the front to make sure the sea is still there!
 
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Did a 50 mile, almost totally off road bike ride on Sunday for Guide dogs.
Took 30 people through the sand dunes, pine forests, old railway tracks, canals, bird sanctuary, golf courses, green lanes..they frickin loved it and have changed half of them to MBrs.
6 country pubs, 3 meals...was seriously fucked by the end.
A good bit was chatting to one of the womens new 25 yr old girlfriend..yes..lesbians on bikes.
 
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Even a frothing at the mouth lefty wouldn't miss that one.
 
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As someone who doesn't follow any sport at all, I like this explanation for how the media sounds to me when it comes to the daily sports feed.

How Football Sounds To People That Don't Care.
Firstly, imagine every time within a day that football is mentioned by someone else. Secondly, replace it with something that you don't want to hear about every day. Say... Archaeology. Then, think carefully about how an average day would pan out.
So, you awaken to the clock radio. It's 7AM. Just as you awaken, it's time for the news and archaeology already. Not news and other historical investigations, like library restorations or museum openings (unless there's another event happening), but just the news and archaelogy. Malaysian plane is still missing. Pistorius is still on trial. New dig announced in Giza. Ancient Mayan temple discovered. Exciting stuff.
Time for a bite to eat over the morning TV. More news. More archaeology. Yes, you are aware of what is up with the missing plane. Fine. Now the archaeology in video format. Video of people dusting off some skulls and bits of pottery. All well and good, but archaeology isn't your thing. It would be nice to hear about something else.
Even when it isn't archaeology season, the media follow noted archaeologists. They drive fast cars, date beautiful women, advertise fragrances, and sometimes they go to nightclubs and act in the worst possible way. Scandals erupt as the tabloids follow these new celebrities when they're not searching the past for answers. It is entirely possible you can recite the names of certain researchers, even if you don't pay attention to archaeology. You don't know what transfer season is, but you know that someone was transferred to a dig in Peru for a sum of money that could fund the London Underground for two whole days.
Out of the car at 8:55 and into work. What are the colleagues talking about, I wonder? Oh, Jones dropped a 3,890 year old pot and smashed it? What a useless wanker! Someone should do something unpleasant to him. And don't even ask about the unfortunate incident in Athens two years ago - you'll be there all day! Breaking a pillar like that! We don't talk about that here, mate. What? You don't want to discuss the finer points of the prevalence of phallic imagery in Pompeii? Is there something wrong with you?
The drive home from work. Every thirty minutes, no matter the station, someone mentions the archaeology. Best sit in silence. Drive past a huge billboard with a black and white picture of a rakishly handsome archaeologist draped over an impossibly beautiful woman. He's winking at you. Trowel in his left hand, supermodel in the right. Jurassic, by Calvin Klein.
And now the pub. A nice pub with a beer garden. Posters in the windows. LIVE EXCAVATION AT THE VALLEY OF THE KINGS! All of it on a huge TV with the volume up too loud. Drunken people yelling at the screen. "SEND IT FOR CARBON DATING, YOU USELESS ***K!" "WHAT ARE YOU ON, MATE? DUST THE ANCIENT MEDALLION GENTLY! SMELTING METHODS OF THE TIME PRODUCED VERY SOFT AND IMPURE METALS EASILY PRONE TO DISFIGURATION!" All this from two men out of a crowd of twenty. One lousy drunken idiot and his chum ruin the image of other archaeology fans. Carbon dating report from the lab updates on TV, read by a man employed because they've been following the beautiful science since they were a boy. The drunk chimes in again. "WHAT PHARAOH'S REIGN DID YOU SAY? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS SAYS ABOUT THE UNDERPINNINGS OF OUR THEORY OF AGRICULTURAL DEVELOPMENT OF 4TH BC EGYPT? GET IN, MATE!" A cheer cascades through the building and you can only wonder why.
Best go home and avoid anyone who might be drinking and singing. You once met a disagreeable chap who threatened to beat you up because you didn't watch the archaeology. "Not a late paleolithic era supporter are you? Think you're better than me? I'll have you, you scrawny tw*t!"
To bed. To repeat the cycle tomorrow. The inescapable, inevitability that wherever you go, someone, somewhere, is just dying to talk to you about the archaeology.
 
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I usually stop paying attention to someone if they have to proclaim themselves as being part of a certain group in order to achieve some fictive high ground before actually saying what they want to say

"As a vegetarian.."
"Since I have always been a big fan of..."
"Having lived in London.."
"As someone who doesn't follow any sport at all..."
 
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It was related to the comment afterwards, I sort of had to declare an interest.

And I stop paying attention to people who say they stop paying attention after reading arbitrary comments they chose to belittle.
 
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