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[Calaen]

Went to see Matilda this evening it was fantabulous!

Completely irrelevant, but my daughter recently performed the solo part of the School song with a choir singing the part of the older kids at the Sage in Gateshead a couple of weeks ago, she's only 8 bless her and looked so small on stage! We are looking to take her to see it ourselves over the summer as a surprise for her.

 

[Tom]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0UkXIDhB-M

 

[Yoni]

Completely irrelevant, but my daughter recently performed the solo part of the School song with a choir singing the part of the older kids at the Sage in Gateshead a couple of weeks ago, she's only 8 bless her and looked so small on stage! We are looking to take her to see it ourselves over the summer as a surprise for her.

You should it really was very very good!

 

[Scouse]

Lulz

Naked Gun Opening Generator

Actually quite effective! Remember to un-mute.

 

[Tom]

View: https://twitter.com/EdmundBasil/status/760772486573285376

 

[Scouse]

I have more footage?

Looks like he's trying to sell it

 

[Tom]

I don't blame him, I wouldn't let any profit-driven companies use it unless they paid me.

 

[caLLous]

Somebody already used the clip without crediting him and the news agencies were asking the account which stole it if it was ok to re-use.

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[caLLous]

As if moths use Facebook.

 

[Raven]

Close, a giant bastard tried to have off with my monitor last night, was the size of my thumb.

 

[Edmond]

How can you see anything on it if your monitor is the size of a thumb?

 

[Job]

The totally awesome Chinese traffic straddling bus.
China finally built an elevated bus that straddles traffic and it's totally bizarre

 

[Shagrat]

The totally awesome Chinese traffic straddling bus.
China finally built an elevated bus that straddles traffic and it's totally bizarre

Awesome, but quite freaky to be sat under it at traffic lights until you get used to it

 

[Raven]

And being China it will probably run a load of people over and nobody will bat an eyelid.

 

[Job]

If youre looking for a good online photo editor because your paintshop skillz are poor, Lunapic is the dogs, they do everything, right down to animated blending, stretching, famous artist paint styles.

LunaPic.com Photo Editor Cartoon tool

 

[Moriath]

The totally awesome Chinese traffic straddling bus.
China finally built an elevated bus that straddles traffic and it's totally bizarre

What if it comes across a lorry

 

[Job]

They're tall enough just to knock grandma and the chickens off the top.

 

[old.user4556]

Woah.


View: https://vimeo.com/173452960

 

[old.user4556]

Went to what I thought was a job's fair, turned out it was a @Job 's fair.


View: https://www.facebook.com/nytimes/videos/10150863688069999/

 

[Tom]

Whooo, let's vote for this extremely rich man who doesn't give two shits about my peers! Whooo!

 

[Edmond]

Went to what I thought was a job's fair, turned out it was a @Job 's fair.


View: https://www.facebook.com/nytimes/videos/10150863688069999/

That's some scary shit right there

 

[DaGaffer]

The totally awesome Chinese traffic straddling bus.
China finally built an elevated bus that straddles traffic and it's totally bizarre

I'm convinced Chinese planners sit around with old copies of 2000AD and say "yeah, we're avin' some o' that!"

 

[Job]

We may chortle, but the Chinese are making the future while we are building slightly faster trains no one needs.

 

[Lamp]

I've had my Galaxy S2 for 5 years. I've watched iterations of Android and iPhone come and go. My S2 does everything I need, but now I'd like a phone with 4G, NFC, a quicker camera, and a screen I can actually read in bright sunshine. My S2 is a bit chipped around the edges, but the screen is remarkably still scratch free. I put this down to the pull-tab pouch case I got for it from Proporta

The only thing I'm not keen on with the Note7 is if its an edge phone. Can't see the point of a phone with no edge. Pick the thing up and accidentally launch something or call Aunty Agnes. Drop it and goodbye screen. And what do you need the extra few millimetres for anyway? Gimmicky if you ask me.

 

[Shagrat]

That's some scary shit right there

I'm not sure what's scarier, Trump or his supporters...

 

[CorNokZ]

I've had my Galaxy S2 for 5 years. I've watched iterations of Android and iPhone come and go. My S2 does everything I need, but now I'd like a phone with 4G, NFC, a quicker camera, and a screen I can actually read in bright sunshine. My S2 is a bit chipped around the edges, but the screen is remarkably still scratch free. I put this down to the pull-tab pouch case I got for it from Proporta

The only thing I'm not keen on with the Note7 is if its an edge phone. Can't see the point of a phone with no edge. Pick the thing up and accidentally launch something or call Aunty Agnes. Drop it and goodbye screen. And what do you need the extra few millimetres for anyway? Gimmicky if you ask me.

Sony z5 is great tech, but i wouldn't recommend it. Too big and slippery as fuck. I do it all the time and even cracked the screen once, which was covered by insurance. Maybe the compact version is better, but the regular one is just a tad too big and the screen scratches quiet easily

 

[caLLous]

I've had my Galaxy S2 for 5 years. I've watched iterations of Android and iPhone come and go. My S2 does everything I need, but now I'd like a phone with 4G, NFC, a quicker camera, and a screen I can actually read in bright sunshine. My S2 is a bit chipped around the edges, but the screen is remarkably still scratch free. I put this down to the pull-tab pouch case I got for it from Proporta

The only thing I'm not keen on with the Note7 is if its an edge phone. Can't see the point of a phone with no edge. Pick the thing up and accidentally launch something or call Aunty Agnes. Drop it and goodbye screen. And what do you need the extra few millimetres for anyway? Gimmicky if you ask me.

Tbh the edge screen is one of the things I do like about it, despite being underwhelmed with the inside-bits. It lets them have practically no bezel either side of the screen meaning they can keep the same 5.7" screen but make the device itself smaller. The edge bit was very much a gimmick in the earlier iterations but it was well received on the Galaxy S7 Edge so I imagine it will be much of the same in the Note7 (along with the superb camera from the S7/S7 Edge). The Note apparently has similarly rounded corners on the back as well which make it much more comfortable to hold given that it's such a big bast.

 

[Raven]

Mt mate has an S7 edge. The camera alone makes it worth getting, it's phenomenal. I love the little tricks with the edge part too, like the night clock. It is only just bright enough to see when its dark.

It also makes excellent phone calls and texts.

 

[Lamp]

TBH I can almost see myself on the news.

"... And finally. A 97 year old man from West London is still using the same phone he bought 60 years ago. The phone uses an ancient technology called a battery to power it and you have to hold it in your hand to use it! Weighing in at a colossal 129 grams it still radiates 455 giga Pascals of carcinogenic mu radiation. Remarkable. The sprightly nonagenarian remarked that apart from giving him slightly frayed moustache whiskers the phone was a useful deterrent against peacocks defecating in his duck moat.

And now the weather... "