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[Scouse]

I'm convinced Chinese planners sit around with old copies of 2000AD and say "yeah, we're avin' some o' that!"

Fuck it. I'm moving there as soon as they come up with Chopper's surfboard

 

[Job]

Anyone see the baldy bloke from masterchef visiting the main Walkers crisp factory...150 bags a second, there was only a handful of people there, I'm guessing most of them were there to stop anyone messing with the machines, such a telling description of our future, that automation is now spreading into everything...the machine actually checks every single crisp, rejecting burnt ones.
Then a massive room full of stacked weighing cups fills the bags with an exact amount of different sized crisps.
There was one woman in charge, whose job was probably to open the door for the maintenance guy after the computer called him out.

 

[Scouse]

That's a good thing tbh.

Standing in line packing crisps into bags is a shit job. As are most of our jobs.

2 day working week. Lots of time to actually live. Bring it on.

 

[Lamp]

Ah, Mr Lamp, yes come in. Have a seat. We have your application. Or applications I should say. 14 to be precise. All for the same job.

So, tell us, what attracted you to the position of Pigs-in-blankets Chief Taster?

 

[Zarjazz]

Anyone see the baldy bloke from masterchef visiting the main Walkers crisp factory...150 bags a second, there was only a handful of people there, I'm guessing most of them were there to stop anyone messing with the machines, such a telling description of our future, that automation is now spreading into everything...the machine actually checks every single crisp, rejecting burnt ones.
Then a massive room full of stacked weighing cups fills the bags with an exact amount of different sized crisps.
There was one woman in charge, whose job was probably to open the door for the maintenance guy after the computer called him out.

Well done, you've just resurrected the Luddite argument from the year 1815. Good to see modern forward thinking ideas are all the rage on this forum.

 

[DaGaffer]

Anyone see the baldy bloke from masterchef visiting the main Walkers crisp factory...150 bags a second, there was only a handful of people there, I'm guessing most of them were there to stop anyone messing with the machines, such a telling description of our future, that automation is now spreading into everything...the machine actually checks every single crisp, rejecting burnt ones.
Then a massive room full of stacked weighing cups fills the bags with an exact amount of different sized crisps.
There was one woman in charge, whose job was probably to open the door for the maintenance guy after the computer called him out.

To be honest there were only two things about the programme I found depressing; the fact that their overalls all said "Pepsico" on them (reminding me that "British" Walkers Crisps absolutely isn't), and the bit about the crisp wars in the 70s reminded me how old I am, and that I must have lived in some kind of crisps ground zero because we got all the brands where I lived, Smiths, Golden Wonder, KP and Geordie Tudor crisps. Everything except Tayto in fact.

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Moriath]

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Job]

Anyone interested, work in progress, the first 150 images are too low res, working on that, anyway Clavin Hobbes in super simple web page on free host site.
Works best on phones and tablets.

www.calvin.16mb.com/calvin/calv.htm

 

[fettoken]

TBH I can almost see myself on the news.

"... And finally. A 97 year old man from West London is still using the same phone he bought 60 years ago. The phone uses an ancient technology called a battery to power it and you have to hold it in your hand to use it! Weighing in at a colossal 129 grams it still radiates 455 giga Pascals of carcinogenic mu radiation. Remarkable. The sprightly nonagenarian remarked that apart from giving him slightly frayed moustache whiskers the phone was a useful deterrent against peacocks defecating in his duck moat.

And now the weather... "

At first, some chuckles were made at your..aptitude towards new tech, but now, i feel as though the joke is that it's getting somewhat old, and, should i say, sad? 'Jokes on you'.

Get a new phone damn it!

 

[Lamp]

Yeah, I'll get one of the 7's. Either the SGS7 or the Note7.

 

[caLLous]

Yeah, I'll get one of the 7's. Either the SGS7 or the Note7.

If this doesn't sway you towards the Note 7 nothing will.

 

[DaGaffer]

If this doesn't sway you towards the Note 7 nothing will.

Nothing will.

 

[caLLous]

Fine, be like that.

 

[old.user4556]

Sorry to put this in random spam, but I just fitted my GTX 1070 and played Doom with settings cranked to Ultra on 1440p.

Fuck. Me.

Fuck this console pish.

 

[caLLous]

You should try it with Vulkan enabl... oh that's right you bought an Nvidia card so it won't make a difference.

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Job]

Two types of people.


View: http://i.imgur.com/hUSDbUh.gif

 

[Job]

Sorry to put this in random spam, but I just fitted my GTX 1070 and played Doom with settings cranked to Ultra on 1440p.

Fuck. Me.

Fuck this console pish.

fitted it to your nes?

 

[old.user4556]

fitted it to your nes?

 

[Access Denied]

So apparently North Korea have declared war on America over the latest round of sanctions and America have responded by sending B-1's to Guam. I'm not that fussed by America but I do like the "Your move, fuckers!" sentiment of that!

 

[Job]

So the grandparents of the little girl was was killed by her father spent their entire life savings trying to get custody of her from her violent dad' meanwhile the state spent 1.5 million in legal aid on the parents' hiring top barristers and eventually a judge returned the child to the parents, with the instruction they should never be questioned again, they promptly murdered the child..while the grandparents pleas were ignored...the grandmother died from the stress and could we at least get his frickin money back!
An utter, utter sham..justice is the most broken thing in this country.

 

[Moriath]

Judging on hind sight gives you 20/20 vision.

 

[Job]

They were on benefits and got free legal aid, the grandparents could only afford cheap lawyers...this is a childs life...the state decided to hand all the cards to the parents, the leeches took the money and fought against all common sense to win the case with their state topped up pockets.
Where...anywhere..in that fiasco is justice.
You literally get to bend the truth with money, they don't even try to hide it, people just accept it, meanwhile they trumpet the fairness of English law, it is quite simply a diseased system.

 

[Moriath]

Has to be some cut off for legal aid. Otherwise you get everyone using it.

Guess you take one case that turned put bad against others that turned out good. Have to apply the rules as they stand not as you think they should be.

Unfortunately you will always get a situation where the wrong outcome was shown in hind sight.

We dont know what the judges or jury were or were not told about any past actions. Or if the parents had any past judgements against them.

But the state does try and keep parents with children where it can.

 

[TdC]

Salvador Dalí's Long Lost Collaboration With Walt Disney Will Take Your Breath Away | Nameless.tv

 

[TdC]

for science!


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqyKrvk0aZo

 

[Job]

Its the blatantly unfair playing field, before we even begin to discuss how their can be an unfair playing field in law.
Too many people with their heads in the trough, millions of people every year are denied justice because it is too expensive to even consider challenging an event.
It is a self supporting closed shop, that has been infested with centuries of corruption, treating morality as adjustable for profit.

 

[BloodOmen]