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[Raven]

I had a back pedal brake on my first bike, could pull the most badass skids ever. Got it when I lived in Germany.

 

[georgie]

rim

*zip*

Surely:

rim engagement

 

[Tuthmes]

In Dutch, rimming means to lick someone's anus (ask TdC if this is true).

 

[Scouse]

In Dutch, rimming means to lick someone's anus (ask TdC if this is true).

Means the same in english?

 

[TdC]

It depends. In a garage I told several burly men to do something about my crusty rim (on my GT's front left wheel) and they tried to kill me.

 

[Scouse]

John Craven did the best news:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD4oiBSXGDM

 

[Moriath]

John Craven did the best news:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD4oiBSXGDM

Cool. Can't remember that

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Gwadien]

Little brothers had a party, everyone was pretty drunk at like 10, lads were crying whilst girls were comforting them.

What is this.

 

[Raven]

Sympathy shag.

 

[Moriath]

Little brothers had a party, everyone was pretty drunk at like 10, lads were crying whilst girls were comforting them.

What is this.

Youth of today can't handle their beer.

 

[Lakih]

Maybe they where crying because they where out of beer?

 

[Raven]

They were probably crying over the state of the lawn tbh

 

[Raven]

Would it be wrong to say "still a way to go but stick in there" to some vapid bint on facebook who has lost a stone?

 

[Moriath]

Would it be wrong to say "still a way to go but stick in there" to some vapid bint on facebook who has lost a stone?

Would it be wrong to ask why you are friends with so done you describe as a vapid bing except to increase you epeen size with your friends count?

 

[Raven]

"bint" and politically a friend, as in its less effort being friends than not.

I delete anyone I don't talk to and happy with my 39 facebook bestest buds. (which is overdue a cull)

 

[Moriath]

"bint" and politically a friend, as in its less effort being friends than not.

I delete anyone I don't talk to and happy with my 39 facebook bestest buds. (which is overdue a cull)

Politically you shouldn't call her fat after she lost a stone then. Losing weight isn't easy and doing it should be encouraged. If you call her a bint and she is your friend I don't want to be your enemy.

 

[TdC]

Little brothers had a party, everyone was pretty drunk at like 10, lads were crying whilst girls were comforting them.

What is this.

prolly alll miffed that you stole their chocolate


chocolate stealing cunt

 

[TdC]

ps. take all their chocolate

 

[TdC]

pps girl pics

 

[TdC]

ppps

 

[Raven]

Politically you shouldn't call her fat after she lost a stone then. Losing weight isn't easy and doing it should be encouraged. If you call her a bint and she is your friend I don't want to be your enemy.

Do you take everything literally?

 

[georgie]

pps girl pics

Depends on their ages but I wouldn't mind seeing their peepees too tbh

 

[TdC]

I...don't...understand!

 

[Gwadien]

I...don't...understand!

They're like 15, some may be 16.

But still, no, too young.

I walked down stairs, asked my brother where a phone charger was and a girl started laughing going 'hehe, your brother is so funny!'

I looked at my brother like 'oh dear' and walked away.

 

[TdC]

I...don't...see the problem

 

[Scouse]

In other news - I just resubscribed using my credit card. - No paypal needed.

Pay up bitches!!*


*or pretend you missed this post

 

[TdC]

respond to my posts. I'm like, crying, inside. I need reassurance

 

[georgie]

They're like 15, some may be 16.

Probably not with the foofoo shots then. I heard they lock you up with the BBC men if they catch you with that kinda shit.