SPAM This thread is for random spam!!

[Lamp]

http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2014/02/oakland_county_man_shoots_self.html

 

[ileks]

http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2014/02/oakland_county_man_shoots_self.html

The girlfriend killed him.

 

[Lamp]

Go Lamps!

Lorne Malvo in secret product placement deal with FreddysHouse

 

[megadave]

Do you have any really nice lamps at home?

 

[Tom]

I have haven't had a poo since Thursday.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I have haven't had a poo since Thursday.

You'd think with all the wiggling your arse has to do it'd come out like a luge.

 

[old.user4556]

I have haven't had a poo since Thursday.

As a cyclist, you're naturally full of shit.

 

[old.user4556]

JK!!! KKKK?

 

[Lamp]

Do you have any really nice lamps at home?

No

 

[fettoken]

As a cyclist, you're naturally full of shit.

Yeah, apparently traffic lights and crossings doesn't apply to them. They go full speed and believe everyone will move to the side.

 

[old.user4556]

... or mount the pavement, cycle up a bit, then nip back on.

 

[old.Tohtori]

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Job]

As a cyclist the thing that bugs me the most is when cycling in town pedestrians judge wether they can step out based on the size of the vehicle, lorries and buses get full respect, cars and they edge out, pushbikes, they simply step out right in front of you and then look in disgust as you slam on and miss them by an inch, it's a strange part of the human psyche, 'it's only a bike'..actually it's a man doing 15 mph who weighs 13 stone.

 

[fettoken]

Yeah but don't fucking go 15 mph through crossings where pedestrians has precedence, for fucks sake.

 

[Zarjazz]

Someone should rename this thread "Random Spam (as long as it's not about bikes)"

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[Nate]

fucking bikes

 

[Nate]

can we talk about the people that fuck bikes and get arrested?

like this

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

 

[Raven]

Tom already neither confirmed nor denied that was him.

 

[fettoken]

Is there a law against using objects to pleasure yourself? So, a fleshlight is ok, but not a bike? Infinitely retarded country you guys live in.

 

[Raven]

I think it was because it was not in the privacy of his own home, he was at a hostel or something. Though I would have thought that would be considered private myself but meh.

I better check later before I bang the dishwasher.

 

[fettoken]

Tom already neither confirmed nor denied that was him.

Did he install a fleshlight on the frame?

 

[Raven]

From the subject matter I don't think I really want to be googling what exactly that is from work.

Not after the whole "Pocket rocket" incident - It is actually a type of lubricant/oil like WD40 - that I was trying to procure for an engineer.

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well damn, Jesus is back and didn't even bother sending a text.

 

[Scouse]

Seems to me there's a fuckload of non-cyclists talking about cyclists on this thread...

...again.

 

[Job]

I have it in good authority that you ride your bicycle with the seat removed leaving only the seat pillar for stability and that people are reporting you are wearing a face of such distorted ecstasy while riding said bike that they fear for your mental reliability.

 

[TdC]

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fucking lol

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Overdriven]

@Job Just seen your avatar. Fucked me up, had to do a double take. Not seen Ren & Stimpy since I was probably 13. That cartoon wasn't for bloody kids.