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[Raven]

They are mind numbing action films which is exactly what they are supposed to be. Commando hardly has one of the best stories and scripts ever but is still one of the best films ever made.

 

[Gwadien]

Just noticed we've got a new member, how long until we scare him off?! @mukoz - Explain yourself! Who are thy, and what shoe size are thou!?

 

[Raven]

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[old.Tohtori]

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[DaGaffer]

They are mind numbing action films which is exactly what they are supposed to be. Commando hardly has one of the best stories and scripts ever but is still one of the best films ever made.

Haven't seen it for at least 20 years. Could still quote half of it (in an Austrian accent). Which is pretty sad.

 

[caLLous]

Well, it wasn't exactly dialogue-heavy. And all the more awesome for it.

 

[Billargh]

First one was shite even as a mindless action film, second was much better imo.

 

[leggy]

I remember two things from Commando: Carrying massive logs and braking a dude's neck on a plane and pretending he's asleep.

 

[Bigmac]

The cheesy one liners made the commando film epic.

 

[old.Tohtori]

If you ever want to see people look, how to put it, suspicious? Anxious? Watch them when they're waiting for their change at the cashier

 

[caLLous]

 

[caLLous]

Woah...

Bah, it was Snopes'd.

 

[georgie]

Just in case anyone thinks it's actually true:

Snopes

I made up the story in 1987 to present at the meeting, for entertainment and to illustrate how if you alter a few small facts you greatly alter the legal consequences. In 1994 someone copied it on to the Internet. I was told it had already garnered 200,000 enquiries on the Net. In the past two years I've had around 400 telephone calls about it — librarians, journalists, law students, even law professors wanting to incorporate it into text books

 

[Raven]

Saw that email go round about 10 years ago.

 

[Ch3tan]

Older than da gaffer

 

[Billargh]

Not older than @Gwadien though.

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[DaGaffer]

Older than da gaffer

 

[Raven]

errr....ok

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26887186

 

[fettoken]

@Jupitus Are you Phil Jupitus from BBC?

 

[caLLous]

 

[TdC]

A US brand called HoneyMaid made this:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2xeanX6xnRU


They got a lot of flak from the conservative front due to the equality mesage, so they made this as well.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cBC-pRFt9OM

 

[Lamp]

I love Indian food
Just had the most amazing chicken biryani

Fuck calorie counting
Happy wins

 

[Lamp]

Been checking out a few recipes. A lot of ingredients. One recipe said allow 6 hours to prepare & cook! Clay pots. Seal with pastry. Flames. 13 spices. Feck that. That's what takeaways are for.

 

[Raven]

Well, I hope they weren't proposing you put a Biryani in a clay oven, would turn out kind of shit.

13 spices is fine...probably a bit excessive but depends on the recipe, I have 20-30 in my cupboard.

You can buy pretty good Tandoors online

Actually cooking in clay, as in wrapping the meat in mud is kind of odd, I did do it once when camping and it was quite nice but not massively different from wrapping in tin foil.

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Gwadien]

Someone on my Facebook account is in the Army, She's been in Germany for a couple of years, now she's just been put into Afghanistan....

Thought they were withdrawing? ;/

 

[BloodOmen]

Someone on my Facebook account is in the Army, She's been in Germany for a couple of years, now she's just been put into Afghanistan....

Thought they were withdrawing? ;/

Funny, I thought you and Scouse didn't care about soldiers, or is it just the ones with boobs?

 

[Gwadien]

Funny, I thought you and Scouse didn't care about soldiers, or is it just the ones with boobs?

I care because she's being put into a stupid war zone especially when we shouldn't be there and we're meant to be withdrawing.

I respect our soldiers, I just don't support them, bit of a difference really.

I hate it when people say support our soldiers because they defend your country, they're not at the minute, I respect the individuals, but not the Army.

Especially when they target thick people and say you're shit at school, go blast some pakis.

And even more so when they're now saying oh the vast majority of our army will now be part time, so we can give them less financial security but we can still get involved in stupid fights.

Geddit?

 

[BloodOmen]

Especially when they target thick people and say you're shit at school, go blast some pakis.