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[Job]

The last head of the Dsyleaix society siad when she left that there is no such thing as disleyxia..its just a catch all term for learning difficulties thats more acceptable to parents...people who claim to have it think theyre freakin heroes for struggling through life.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Dsyleaix - siad - disleyxia

Don't worry, we're here for you.

 

[old.Osy]

Don't worry, we're here for you.

I think you've become immune to sarcasm.

 

[TdC]

Anyway, back to cars. Been thinking an A1 TFSI 185 bhp might be a good and more sensible alternative to a Mini JCW. Not quite as fast / powerful, but a lot more classy, understated and more practical. The CO2 figures are better as well.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJAxwWIbPZQ

yup. I like Audi's, and over here they certainly do not have the image problem they seem to have in the UK

 

[Raven]

Driven by thundercunts.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I think you've become immune to sarcasm.

Not at all, just ignoring it is more fun

 

[fettoken]

Driven by thundercunts.

Hah that's a little harsh don't you think. Are they such massive cunts anyway?

 

[Raven]

I really don't know what it is. Whether working in middle management makes you a wanker in the UK or whether driving German cars does but nearly every Audi driver is an utter ballbag. From not indicating at roundabouts to driving right up your bumper to pulling out in front of you to taking up two parking spaces, they do it all. It's almost as if you have to take some sort of fuckwit test to drive them.

 

[Chilly]

I drive a German car, am not in middle management and am a wanker. Logician, reason thyself!

 

[mooSe_]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHZRHEJHS2k

 

[old.Osy]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHZRHEJHS2k

WHY, oh god, why.

 

[TdC]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/feb/27/gchq-nsa-webcam-images-internet-yahoo

 

[Moriath]

I drive a German car, am not in middle management and am a wanker. Logician, reason thyself!

Me also

 

[MYstIC G]

I really don't know what it is. Whether working in middle management makes you a wanker in the UK or whether driving German cars does but nearly every Audi driver is an utter ballbag. From not indicating at roundabouts to driving right up your bumper to pulling out in front of you to taking up two parking spaces, they do it all. It's almost as if you have to take some sort of fuckwit test to drive them.

I'll just point @Ch3tan at this one...

 

[caLLous]

I just got the update to KitKat on my Note 3 and, apart from the notification icons now being white (and full screen album art on the lock screen), I'm not sure I can see any other differences.

 

[mooSe_]

http://bitelabs.org/

 

[Ch3tan]

I'll just point @Ch3tan at this one...

Yeah, I'm an Audi driver and do none if those things. Raven should maybe stop generalizing and realise bad drivers are bad drivers no matter the brand.

 

[old.user4556]

HUGE aurora visible from Scotland tonight! Pics incoming!

 

[Edmond]

HUGE aurora visible from Scotland tonight! Pics incoming!

That's the bit around the nipple, right?

 

[old.user4556]

Fucking amazing, reports coming in that it's visible from Wales!

 

[Scouse]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/feb/27/gchq-nsa-webcam-images-internet-yahoo

Ah, got there before me I see

 

[Raven]

Yeah, I'm an Audi driver and do none if those things. Raven should maybe stop generalizing and realise bad drivers are bad drivers no matter the brand.

Half joke, half truth.

There are a hell of a lot of bellends on the road and an awful lot of them do drive Audis.

...and not just in the UK http://www.lifehacker.com.au/2013/05/which-car-brand-attracts-the-worst-drivers/

 

[Ch3tan]

The Audi front end behind you it's quite distinctive and so you notice it... I have bellends driving behind me lots. Unless it's a merc, Audi or beamer I'd struggle to identify it. Also article prooves.... nothing.... It's Australians, they are fucking horrible drivers.

 

[old.user4556]

Any generic german low CO2 figured diesel tends to be driven by a bell-end, not just Audis.

VAG cars are very popular with the fleet and company car markets, so they're driven by Joe Management with 2.4 kids - they're probably frustrated because they don't have sex anymore. In my experience, it's Vectra / Insignia drivers that drive like fucking cocks.

 

[old.user4556]

The Audi front end behind you it's quite distinctive and so you notice it... I have bellends driving behind me lots. Unless it's a merc, Audi or beamer I'd struggle to identify it. Also article prooves.... nothing.... It's Australians, they are fucking horrible drivers.

How are you enjoying the A3 anyway mate?

 

[Ch3tan]

It's lovely, that vid of the a1 makes me consider downsizing in a year or so though!

 

[ileks]

Speaking of driving, I booked twenty lessons today. It cost me ~£450. Fucking hell. Not only that, but three of those are basically the driving test. Oh and that was another £62.

How many lessons did it take you guys to learn? My test is in a months time. I really fucking hope I can do it in 17 lessons (hours). I had about 5 lessons when I was 19 but when I saw the car insurance prices I just gave up.

Oh and any recommendations for a first car between £2,000-£3,000?

 

[caLLous]

I did the theory test before I'd had any lessons then I did two or three weeks of intensive lessons before the test.

 

[ileks]

I did the theory test before I'd had any lessons then I did two or three weeks of intensive lessons before the test.

Yeah I did the theory ages ago as well. I think that cost me about £40. Fuckers.

 

[fettoken]

Yeah I did the theory ages ago as well. I think that cost me about £40. Fuckers.

Of course they're gonna be dicks about it first, letting out potential cunts and/or killers into the traffic and all.