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[Scouse]

Not really the point though you could bag 100 girls hotter than her over a month and your mate who got a sympathy hand job from Emma Watson would still have a better story than you.

True - but my point is that I'd rather Job had posted a picture of any one of those 100 hotter girls than Emma Watson for us to go Phw00ar over.

 

[dysfunction]

True - but my point is that I'd rather Job had posted a picture of any one of those 100 hotter girls than Emma Watson for us to go Phw00ar over.

Why don't you post one and then we can all criticise your choice.

 

[Scouse]

Why don't you post one and then we can all criticise your choice.

Oh, I'm sorry dys. Have I pissed a load of old men who like to go phw0ar over so-so ex-jailbait off by saying what I think?

Thought the point of a forum was to say what we thought on it?



Edit:
A cursory search of google images (using "really fit girl" as a search term) gives:

Spoiler

Actually a woman:

 

[Raven]

Probably the same age

 

[Billargh]

Oh, I'm sorry dys. Have I pissed a load of old men who like to go phw0ar over so-so ex-jailbait off by saying what I think?

It's almost as if you're trying too hard to not be part of the phw0ar phw0ar jailbaitlol crowd.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Scouse needs to resort to seminaked stockings girls to even compete, what a shocker

She may not be your type, but she's certainly not a mutton. Not that i know how sheep work on a hotness scale, more your department @Scouse

 

[dysfunction]

For @Scouse

 

[georgie]

Hey, where'd you get a picture of my girlfriend?!!?

 

[Bigmac]

Shame the Emma Watson pic is a photoshopped pic from reddit.

 

[Job]

Well I checked other pics from the event and she looked the same

 

[fettoken]

More straps than a FF characters. Made me lol

 

[Scouse]

Probably the same age

But actually pretty.

Remember - Emma Watson wasn't picked for her role in Harry Potter because she was already beautiful. She was this when she was picked:

Spoiler

She's not grown up ugly. Far from it. But she's not some amazing beauty. She was picked for a not-ugly girl next door Hermione-a-like when she was nine.

Scouse needs to resort to seminaked stockings girls to even compete, what a shocker

As stated, picked from google image search. Wasn't thinking too much. And clothes on or off - that bird's nicer looking...

 

[Lethul]

I have to agree with Scouse a bit here

 

[old.Tohtori]

As stated, picked from google image search. Wasn't thinking too much. And clothes on or off - that bird's nicer looking...

Still, same caliber. The "2/10 blonde" one seems like the best bet to be honest.

 

[Job]

Emma was a very pretty young girl and the simple undeniable fact is she brought out the supressed peodofile in millions of men

 

[sayward]

A propos of nothing, on holiday in Mauritius a German bloke came over and said weren't you in our hotel in the Dom Rep last May? The world is frighteningly small.

 

[Lakih]

A propos of nothing, on holiday in Mauritius a German bloke came over and said weren't you in our hotel in the Dom Rep last May? The world is frighteningly small.

Or you got a stalker

 

[soze]

Emma Watson and Taylor Swift are both extra hot because they are famous. Either of them working at Sainburys without the air brushing would still be good looking but not nearly as hot as they are striding down a red carpet with hours worth of makup. They are extra hot because they are famous it is that shallow or simple.

 

[Scouse]

They are extra hot because they are famous it is that shallow or simple.

Nah. Fame and hotness don't go hand in hand in my book.

All the girls I know that are extra hot are good looking but absolute monsters at something - i.e. have something about their personality that most girls clearly lack that makes you just want to diddle 'em senseless.

Fame's a turn off for me tbfh. Bit unconventional, I know. But I haven't had a proper hard-on for a famous person since I was in my early twenties. But some girls I've met? Different story.

 

[TdC]

Looks like she's made out of china. Nothing special about her at all. It'd be like fucking a titless sack of bones.


Still.....I would.

you insta-edited the "still I would" right? I *know* you did @Scouse. I know it. You know it. We all know it

 

[Scouse]

Where dya get that pic of me?

you insta-edited the "still I would" right? I *know* you did @Scouse. I know it. You know it. We all know it

It's there? In the original post.

And yep. I would. I've done a shitload worse in my time. As have you

 

[TdC]

you flatter me but it's lies: if it's not 8/10 -at least- I'm not touching it

 

[BloodOmen]

Murgle.

 

[Moriath]

Emma Watson and Taylor Swift are both extra hot because they are famous. Either of them working at Sainburys without the air brushing would still be good looking but not nearly as hot as they are striding down a red carpet with hours worth of makup. They are extra hot because they are famous it is that shallow or simple.

you love jo brand

 

[old.Tohtori]

Nah. Fame and hotness don't go hand in hand in my book.

All the girls I know that are extra hot are good looking but absolute monsters at something - i.e. have something about their personality that most girls clearly lack that makes you just want to diddle 'em senseless.

Fame's a turn off for me tbfh. Bit unconventional, I know. But I haven't had a proper hard-on for a famous person since I was in my early twenties. But some girls I've met? Different story.

When you quote someone, then decide to quote someone else, because you couldn't come up with anything witty to say then atleast make the effort to edit it properly

 

[old.user4556]

Jennifer Lawrence > Emma "bag of bones" Watson.

 

[old.user4556]

Man, that husky voice. Fucking marry me.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3MCGM-vjyU



View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81zQdPZHLAk

 

[soze]

You are not wrong but try harder @Big G

 

[Scouse]

When you quote someone, then decide to quote someone else, because you couldn't come up with anything witty to say then atleast make the effort to edit it properly

???

 

[fettoken]

Ohhh, solid body and tits as well.