He told me that, the little bugger! Had to go out in a fucking blizzard to go get him a Big Mac menu and when I came back he was sucking on my missus' titties! I mean, wtf?Dude, you cant give a newborn lasagne
You have to start him off on simple things like McDonalds
Hug.
Two of my most disliked types of people (self righteous cyclists and Audi drivers) come together in a cocktail of fuckwittery.
That's really nice. Wish it worked in the phone too
I looked it up, it turned out the lions just pissed off.Love to know whether it got away.
Thought you went to work on a train?Seriously, cunts that do not know how to drive on motorways. I drive 61 miles to and from my work and I am amazed at the fucks on the road.