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Edmond

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Amazing lightning tonight lighting up the whole cloudless sky, very muggy and no rain....yet

Me thinks it gonna be a stomy night
 

Edmond

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Ooh fuck, that didnt take long, it pissing down and thundering like mad
 

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been raining solidly for a while now in Portsmouth, but as you say lots of lightning.
 

Edmond

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working its way up then, i'm Guildford way
 

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Sure, as a cat you'll have 9 lives, but you'll never look as cool as a dog in a star wars costume.
 

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Knowing the French, they'd call it something else just so the poncy name could justify the price

Ear we av a leekwidized mooze. It az been blendid viv the jooce of arf a lemon and ze sweat of twelve polees men. Ow you say?
 

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Sure, as a cat you'll have 9 lives, but you'll never look as cool as a dog in a star wars costume.

That reminds me - a few years ago we went to a pub on the Dorset coast that was having some sort of fancy dress do - all the staff were kitted out as different things.

We were sitting outside as it was a sunny warm day and lots of fellow diners had their dogs with them. Out comes one of the staff dressed as Darth Vader and all the dogs start barking at him - he has to go back in the Pub because every dog there was barking away - Dogs are clearly Jedi and recognise a Dark side user :p
 

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A girl took my flat key off and hid it, and I was looking for it for half an hour, I'm going to respond in a seriously stupidly over the top manner.

Ideas please.
 

Billargh

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What each country leads in the world:
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It's a big image. I particularly like what Lesotho is best at.
 

Bigmac

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A girl took my flat key off and hid it, and I was looking for it for half an hour, I'm going to respond in a seriously stupidly over the top manner.

Ideas please.


Shit in a cup, ram it down her throat, when she throws up back in the cup force it back down her throat.
 

old.Osy

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A girl took my flat key off and hid it, and I was looking for it for half an hour, I'm going to respond in a seriously stupidly over the top manner.

Ideas please.

Well it's clear she wants the coc, so how about giving it to her?
 

old.Tohtori

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A girl took my flat key off and hid it, and I was looking for it for half an hour, I'm going to respond in a seriously stupidly over the top manner.

Ideas please.

If you want to do the worst thing; f*ck her friend.
 

DaGaffer

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What each country leads in the world:
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It's a big image. I particularly like what Lesotho is best at.


I really don't understand the UK one. And the Irish one resulted in a hollow laugh...
 

Gwadien

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More practical ideas please baby cakes, the coc will be issued in due time, in the mean time, I want to have some fun.
 

TdC

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hmmm surely we freddies can come up with something? know any of her mates? can you get in to her house?
 

Gwadien

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hmmm surely we freddies can come up with something? know any of her mates? can you get in to her house?

With some trickery, I could.

I have promised frequent but minor attacks, just to prolong the period of harassment.
 

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I've just put this on fb.

10 Likes and I'll pick my gf up from work, until then I'm playing GTA5.

YOUR MOVE FACEBOOK!

This isn't going to end well.
 

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