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[old.Tohtori]

Then again depends what kind of yautja tech the predators are using.

http://avp.wikia.com/wiki/Blazer_(weapon) for example, according to the lore is hotter then many star cores. Would give even a dragon pause.

Pnety more here; http://avp.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Weapons_and_technology_of_the_Hunt

 

[Bigmac]

A post-apocalyptic city scape. Buildings destroyed, cars thrown about like toys, millions of humans dead (picture Bradford on a nice day). Some food, weapons, fuel & power generators available.

Enter the combatants:
(1) Godzilla
(2) The monster from Cloverfield
(3) 15 Predators
(4) 80 Aliens
(5) Smaug the Dragon
(6) Half a dozen Terminators
(7) Bruce Willis & Will Smith.

Who wins?

Cloverfield monster has a good chance. People forget it was a 'baby' so it's probably still growing. It also has parasites that drop from it, which could help with the numbers with their bites maybe having reactions. Also we threw everything barring a nuke at it and didn't even injure it.

 

[BloodOmen]

A post-apocalyptic city scape. Buildings destroyed, cars thrown about like toys, millions of humans dead (picture Bradford on a nice day). Some food, weapons, fuel & power generators available.

Enter the combatants:
(1) Godzilla
(2) The monster from Cloverfield
(3) 15 Predators
(4) 80 Aliens
(5) Smaug the Dragon
(6) Half a dozen Terminators
(7) Bruce Willis & Will Smith.

Who wins?

Godzilla, nothing beats Godzilla he always comes back.

 

[caLLous]

 

[MYstIC G]

 

[Afran]

I hardly get any of em...

A fkin shark's fin? Stop sign? wtf is that? maths thing? space invaders, old flash character, nfi, wtf, quake?, a number, dunno, playstation, some kinda flag, power button, triforce, leet!

 

[old.Tohtori]

I know way too many of those; Starfleet, xmen(cokuld be other), drawing blank but recognise, blank, space invader, stickman, stargåte, blank, rebel alliance, hitchhikers guide answer, would guess game of thrones reference, PS, dragonball, xbox?, triforce, leet.

 

[Fweddy]

Star Trek, X Men, Green Lantern, Harry Potter, Space Invaders, XKCD, Stargate, Ubuntu, Rebel Alliiance, Hitchhikers Guide, Japan, Playstation, Don't know, Power button, Zelda, leet.

I guess I'm a medium nerd.

 

[Lakih]

Starfleet (Star trek), x-men, green lantern, blank, space invaders, xkcd stick man, stargate, portal, star wars, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, blank, playstation, Pitsburgh steelers? , power, tri-force (legend of Zelda, leet-speak.

<--- Nerd


Edit.. somehow confused Ubuntu with portal

 

[Gwadien]

Was in a 'Lecture' earlier - was an introductory one where they got one of the guys from the Library to 'show' us how to basically use a computer, most boring thing i've ever sat through. Ever.

and he looked like Overdriven

 

[Edmond]

Seriously, these days, are there people out there who don't know how to use one?

 

[ileks]

One of my professors thought he was showing my Google for the first time when I was doing my 4th year project! He's really old to be fair, scruffy bastard, maths genius.

 

[Aoami]

Seriously, these days, are there people out there who don't know how to use one?

there is a woman in my office who was demoted from data entry to prep last week because she couldnt use a computer haha, dozy bastard.

 

[TdC]

Seriously, these days, are there people out there who don't know how to use one?

I've been in a situation where a person (my gf) was turning the monitor of a computer on and off complaining that the internet was broken so yeah, they exist. She got really mad too when I said she was not allowed to teach our future kids anything that had to do with any form of technology at all. We're not together any more. I still occasionally fap to the sweet memories of her delightful mammories.

 

[georgie]

hehe, yeah. Me too.

 

[Edmond]

I still occasionally fap to the sweet memories of her delightful mammories.

and you are to be applauded for that sir

 

[Access Denied]

I've been in a situation where a person (my gf) was turning the monitor of a computer on and off complaining that the internet was broken so yeah, they exist. She got really mad too when I said she was not allowed to teach our future kids anything that had to do with any form of technology at all. We're not together any more. I still occasionally fap to the sweet memories of her delightful mammories.

Must I remind you of the rules?

 

[Chilly]

 

[TdC]

alas, many many pics were lost in the great hdd crash of 2008

 

[Edmond]

alas, many many pics were lost in the great hdd crash of 2008

I will light a candle to those we lost

 

[Scouse]

I will light a candle to those we lost

I will fap to your candle, sir.

 

[TdC]

I will fap to your candle, sir.

I read that wrong and that didn't make it any better 0o

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[MYstIC G]

Star Trek, X Men, Green Lantern, Harry Potter, Space Invaders, XKCD, Stargate, Ubuntu, Rebel Alliiance, Hitchhikers Guide, Japan, Playstation, Don't know, Power button, Zelda, leet.

I guess I'm a medium nerd.

Very good. Don't know is

Spoiler

Dragon Ball Z I believe

 

[Olgaline]

Yes they are real

 

[Raven]

Is that Jeremy Beadle holding them?

He has a massive penis, don't you know...on the other hand, he hasn't.

 

[caLLous]

Wow you delivered that ancient joke badly.

 

[DaGaffer]

there is a woman in my office who was demoted from data entry to prep last week because she couldnt use a computer haha, dozy bastard.

The MD of a major* IT company I had to work with back in the late 90s couldn't use email; he had to get his PA to print them out for him. And this isn't wouldn't, he genuinely couldn't use spreadsheets or word processing applications either.

(*as in, the biggest British IT company there was at the time).

 

[Overdriven]

Was in a 'Lecture' earlier - was an introductory one where they got one of the guys from the Library to 'show' us how to basically use a computer, most boring thing i've ever sat through. Ever.

and he looked like Overdriven

That was me, you dick.

 

[Lamp]

My laptop is telling me its 3 February 2010

So...

All I have to do is cheat on the Eurolottery, make sure Marty McFly's DeLorean gets to Doc in time, and sabotage the Marmite Factory. Then re-set the laptop clock, go to sleep, and when I wake up, things will be awesome.