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[Overdriven]

2nd time I've made an appointment with my 'new' GP - First time I filled out all the paperwork then said I'd need to call them to make an appointment with a nurse, which I did, for today. I've got there at 10:55 and been told "You have no appointment and have no paperwork for it" (The one who told me this was NEXT to the one I registered with 3 weeks ago, and she stayed quiet) - I'm pissed off. Sorry, don't make me get an appointment & take time off work to then tell me I don't have one.

For a 'new' surgery, ran by 80 year olds -They're fucking dire. Either replace everyone in the system with machines, or show them how to take appointment information down properly. (This also applies to the Royal Mail, who in recent experiences are a 3rd world backwards tosspot of an organisation)

ALSO. I just had the first half of a root canal and look like I've been punched in the mouth.

 

[Ormorof]

what is this "paperwork" that you speak of, is this not 2013?

 

[Raven]

I work in a paperless office, we order about a ton of the stuff a month. Doesn't help that the old codgers still print and file every email they get.

 

[Fweddy]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technolo...roy-iPhones-after-fake-waterproof-advert.html

 

[Aoami]

love him or hate him, ed miliband is killing it at the conference

 

[Raven]

He can say what he likes really, none of it is backed up by anything and little of it will actually be carried out.

 

[Lamp]

The toilets in Apple's HQ are paperless.
You can download an app that wipes your bum for you.

 

[- English -]

don't labour have a 30 billion something unaccounted blackhole with all the shite they're promising?

 

[Job]

I work in a paperless office, we order about a ton of the stuff a month. Doesn't help that the old codgers still print and file every email they get.

Exactly the same in ours and there reasoning was it was a backup if the lan went down...the fact that everything came to a halt when the lan went down seemed to pass them by.

 

[mooSe_]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/dothraki-or-welsh-can-you-tell-the-difference

6/14

 

[georgie]

You got 13 out of 14 right!

Spoiler

Meaning ‘let’s go’. Gwe, however, is also the Welsh word for ‘web’, so I suppose you can give yourself an extra point if you got this wrong.

So I guess I got 14 out of 14?

I don't actually speak Welsh but I suppose if it's around you a bit you pick up the vibe of it.

 

[old.Tohtori]

7 right! I'm a foreigner also!

Then again since it's a 50/50 quiz, i could've just put welsh on all answers

 

[DaGaffer]

9/14, and I spent 8 years of my childhood living in Wales

 

[Moriath]

12/14 not to bad

 

[Punishment]

12/14 not to bad

Closet sheep shagger

 

[Moriath]

Closet sheep shagger

Mmmmmm sheep.

 

[fettoken]

Really?

Was it you Raven?

 

[Zarjazz]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bG6cjaMZx0

 

[georgie]

Politician dick pics ftw:

http://www.trendingcentral.com/london-deputy-mayor-uploads-dick-pics-to-facebook/

Oh Lordy.

 

[Madmaxx]

 

[old.Osy]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzwTasGUPNc

 

[rynnor]

Is it April already?

Blind man wants to stop sighted from looking at porn....

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-24223744

 

[Bigmac]

Politician dick pics ftw:

http://www.trendingcentral.com/london-deputy-mayor-uploads-dick-pics-to-facebook/

Oh Lordy.

Strangely reminds me of In The Thick Of It.

 

[Jeros]

Note to parents: Just because your middle or upper middle class does not mean you are allowed not to equip your kids with life skills, nor force them into studying subjects they do not wish as its your idea of a "respectable" subject.

"I was a plumber, I want better for my kids, had I not got rich in the boom I would have been fucked"

Yes, very good, but not every kid wants to be a retail manager or paper shuffler in an office somewhere. Perhaps your kids should be allowed to make informed choices on their working life and SHOCK HORROR maybe be content with lower salaries if it makes there work makes them happy.

Sure are a lot of 70s lefties who suddenly care about class, something that I was under the impression did not matter so much anymore, you know cos thats what the 70s lefties used to tell me.

 

[Raven]

Lefties and socialists in general are some of the most class obsessed, snobbish, hypocritical cunts you will ever have the misfortune to meet.

 

[caLLous]

 

[Fweddy]

Last night I dreamt that I pissed in my friend's handbag. What does that mean?

 

[Chilly]

Last night I dreamt that I pissed in my friend's handbag. What does that mean?

You should call your friend and check if you sleepwalk.

 

[rynnor]

24 hour news services covering the April Jones funeral of about 7g of bone fragments.

Why the hell are they there? Leave people to their private grief you horrendous vultures!

BBC and Sky have live feed

 

[Raven]

Welcome to modern day news, fuck all actually happens that is worth having 24 hours coverage of so they just fill it with stuff like this. It's why they get themselves hard over conflicts, accidents and terrorism.