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[DaGaffer]

Is it legal for a landlord to put up a sign on the door of his pub saying "No entry to builders, scaffolders, or anyone wearing football shirts" ?

Yes. Although a sensible landlord would say something like "no overalls or work boots" rather than banning specific trades.

 

[Raven]

Sounds like some bullshit hipster place. If somewhere wants to put that on the door then it is probably not the sort of pub normal people would want to visit.

 

[old.Tohtori]

No builders due to mess, no football shirts due to fighting chance. Not that i agree on customer screening, but probably the reasons.

 

[Olgaline]

No finns due to risk of alcohol shortage

 

[caLLous]

No builders due to mess, no football shirts due to fighting chance. Not that i agree on customer screening, but probably the reasons.

Well no, it's a dress-code thing rather than a "who you actually are" thing.

 

[caLLous]

I once went on a teambuilding trip and learned how to pilot large off road things. There was an instructor there who did things with tractors and such ilk that you wouldn't believe 0o

I bloody loved the Dancing Diggers when I were a lad.



Some of the stuff they do is quite fantastic.

We also had a guy in an excavator dragging himself up a very very steep hill just using the bucket and the bulldozer blade on the base dug in pointing downhill to stop him sliding back. They're a) fearless b) stupid or c) very confident in the machine's ability. I'll go for c.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well no, it's a dress-code thing rather than a "who you actually are" thing.

Yeah sorry, didn't know you knew the place and owner.

 

[Job]

I'm really bored of my SGS2 now. I'm fed up to the back teeth with SuperAMOLED. Its too reflective. Can't see shit when the sun comes out.

Strange the Note is superamoled and it works fine in the sun.

 

[Job]

What do you guys know about this.
http://www.cyanogenmod.org/blog/a_new_chapter

 

[Billargh]

 

[Nate]

Holy shit

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...n-has-photo-taken-on-park-bench-2013081378429

 

[Edmond]

Here's the BBC article

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-24145261

The shop assistant was apparently suspended but is expected to return to work this week

Raven's correct.

Love the library pic of Robinson with a scowl on his face looking like a cunt, basically because his....

 

[Moriath]

Holy shit

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...n-has-photo-taken-on-park-bench-2013081378429

Can't see a link on that page these. Paragraphs. Unless my ipad is hiding them from me

 

[dysfunction]

Can't see a link on that page these. Paragraphs. Unless my ipad is hiding them from me

Its not your ipad...it's the idiotic article not actually giving you any info

 

[Raven]

Its the Daily Mash you plebs.

 

[Madmaxx]

 

[Moriath]

Its the Daily Mash you plebs.

I never go to the daily mash so I have no idea what that means..

I can assume its like the daily sport or such full of bullshit made up stuff ?

 

[Raven]

It's satire.

Such as, possibly the greatest thing written

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/polit...s-jacket-in-putin-confrontation-2013090679213

 

[Raven]

or http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/atos-rates-cameron-fit-for-work-2013082178838

 

[Job]

Poor old AGW theory, I'm actually starting to feel sorry for it.
I mean it's not like a few years of cooling or no warming could possibly mean anything to a theory that spans centuries, but of course just like they jump on two hot summers they will also jump on a bit more ice at he north pole.
I think the tide has turned, no pun intended, soon the sceptics wil be getting all the grants.

 

[Scouse]

I never go to the daily mash so I have no idea what that means..

Surely you and dysfunction read that article and realised it was a hilarious and incredibly accurate satirical piece on the standards of journalism in tabloid newspapers?

I mean, it didn't really pass you both by did it?

 

[Lamp]

Just saw something I wish I hadn't
A table listing Sunset times for London
At its most miserable sunset is at 3.51pm on December 14 this year
Fuck that!
Can we skip winter and move straight to Spring pls

 

[Moriath]

Surely you and dysfunction read that article and realised it was a hilarious and incredibly accurate satirical piece on the standards of journalism in tabloid newspapers?

I mean, it didn't really pass you both by did it?

I apologise profusely for not having visited every site on the interweb before and not being able to spot a sites reason for life from one isolated article.

I do hope you will forgive me the errors of my ways

 

[georgie]

Nah, fuck off.

 

[rynnor]

It's satire.

Such as, possibly the greatest thing written

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/polit...s-jacket-in-putin-confrontation-2013090679213

Seriously? Some are ok and a lot of it is shit - its not exactly spitting image...

 

[Moriath]

Nah, fuck off.

/cry

 

[fettoken]

 

[dysfunction]

Surely you and dysfunction read that article and realised it was a hilarious and incredibly accurate satirical piece on the standards of journalism in tabloid newspapers?

I mean, it didn't really pass you both by did it?

It was funny? I did get that it was satirical but it was shit.

 

[Scouse]

 

[Exioce]

http://www.theguardian.com/science/...eo-games-cause-violence-claims-cause-violence
Christ that was funny