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[Olgaline]

This is fucking hilarious, for all the wrong reasons

oh dear!

 

[Aoami]

If you have prepared questions for a job interview, is it bad form to take notes in with you?

 

[dysfunction]

If you have prepared questions for a job interview, is it bad form to take notes in with you?

Yes. You really should have it all in you head

 

[Billargh]

Anyone watch 'Football's Suicide Secret' tonight on BBC3? Really interesting.

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[ileks]

If you have prepared questions for a job interview, is it bad form to take notes in with you?

Have them in your head but keep the notes in your pocket as a last resort? It looks terrible if you don't ask anything at the end imo.

 

[Billargh]

 

[megadave]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...t-nearly-everything-survey-shows-8697821.html

 

[Gwadien]

No. Real life has taught me that.

Courteous cops are, in my experience, few and far between.

There's cunts in every line of work, our local bobby, and his 'partner' who changed every other week used to come sit down in the middle of nowhere by a fire, we lit, and talk to us whilst we were smoking fags at the age of 15 or so, it was probably because we were in control, and we weren't bothering anyone.

Imagine if this guy continued to be a dick, and ironically enough, wound up another guy making a speech and turned around and shot him.

 

[Raven]

I'm yet to meet a bell end copper. See lots of people bashing them though, based on a few out of context youtube vidoes.The hand wringers especially like a good moan about policemen. Imagine the fun they would have if we had no police force

There are arseholes in every job. If I had to deal with the general public all day I imagine I would have one or two moments of grump. Especially cunts with cameras trying to provoke a response.

 

[DaGaffer]

I'm yet to meet a bell end copper. See lots of people bashing them though, based on a few out of context youtube vidoes.The hand wringers especially like a good moan about policemen. Imagine the fun they would have if we had no police force

There are arseholes in every job. If I had to deal with the general public all day I imagine I would have one or two moments of grump. Especially cunts with cameras trying to provoke a response.

Most cops I've had to deal with have been fine, but...I've had a couple of really bad experiences with absolute arseholes as well, one when I was quite young which made me distrust the police on general principles for years afterwards (he tried to trump up ridiculous charges against me after a car accident; fortunately my parents got me a lawyer and the magistrate tore the constable a new one for bringing such a stupid case in the first place).

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[georgie]

If you have prepared questions for a job interview, is it bad form to take notes in with you?

 

[soze]

I'm yet to meet a bell end copper. See lots of people bashing them though, based on a few out of context youtube vidoes.The hand wringers especially like a good moan about policemen. Imagine the fun they would have if we had no police force

There are arseholes in every job. If I had to deal with the general public all day I imagine I would have one or two moments of grump. Especially cunts with cameras trying to provoke a response.

I am the same I have been around plenty of police and if you treat them with respect they treat you with respect. Like everyone else though they are human and can have bad days. So if you are a total arsehole to them they will respond in kind occasionally. And I really like the creatively edited you tube videos that only ever show the polices reaction and never the provocation.

 

[Access Denied]

I've had 3 dealings with the police.

1: Teenager, mate and I throwing stones from one side of a train station to the other. Gave us a ticking off and sent us packing.

2: Doing 40 in a 30 late a night. I admitted it, he said that because I was honest he would just give me a warning.

3: Got tugged for no insurance (Mix up with the insurance company, thought I was covered 3rd party on another policy) He said if I could get the car insured then and there I could drive away. Of course the missus had her phone on silent in her bag so that didn't happen.

In any case I've found that if you treat them with respect and honesty then they're genuinely nice people. Treat them like cunts and they will repond in kind.

 

[Gwadien]

Mother and Father went to work this morning without their cars, I thought the world was ending, scary when the routine doesnt happen

 

[old.Tohtori]

Mother and Father went to work this morning without their cars, I thought the world was ending, scary when the routine doesnt happen

 

[Tom]

Woman complains about air pollution but what does she drive?

http://t.co/H6eFZhNtpk

 

[rynnor]

I am the same I have been around plenty of police and if you treat them with respect they treat you with respect. Like everyone else though they are human and can have bad days. So if you are a total arsehole to them they will respond in kind occasionally. And I really like the creatively edited you tube videos that only ever show the polices reaction and never the provocation.

I had a bad experience when younger with a bastard policeman when a passenger in my mates car.

We were just driving back from seeing a film and got a bit lost - went around a roundabout a couple of times working out which exit we needed and got pulled over.

No-one had had anything to drink - mate pulled over and did as instructed - policeman decided to search the entire car including the engine compartment and managed to disconnect some of the leads so that we were left stranded.

Mates dad turns up and gives us a lift - cant restart mates car - car gets broken into overnight and mates tools are stolen from the boot.

Mate had to present his license to the police station as the final insult.

 

[Raven]

I had a similar experience. Bunch of us on a night out, absolutely shit faced (except the driver) Pulled us over and breathalysed the driver. He had a newbie with him and asked us if he could breathalyse all of us to show a positive result. Was really polite and didn't mind me popping behind a bush for a piss...seeing as he had kept us there a little while chatting and breathalysing people.

 

[old.Osy]

Need to try this at an interview for a job i don't want

 

[Raven]

 

[megadave]

Was really polite and didn't mind me popping behind a bush for a piss...seeing as he had kept us there a little while chatting and breathalysing people.

I was walking from the pub with my mate to his house once, he went for a piss behind a bush, he was reasonably drunk. Police drove past, stopped him, charged him with pissing in public, waving his cock at the police and resisting arrest, only the first part was true I was left stranded boohoo

 

[Nate]

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Murray reminds me of a young Thick of it bloke.

 

[Zarjazz]

We bought Deebs a new cup for work, it's perfect for him.

 

[Fast]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HfiHOpv6HtI

I wanted to see it run :|

 

[Aoami]

 

[Bigmac]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HfiHOpv6HtI

I wanted to see it run :|

I'm waiting for someone to make a running facehugger

 

[Lamp]

A farmer has less than 100 apples in a container.
If he groups the apples in bunches of 6, there are no apples remaining.
If he groups them into 5's, three are left over.
Only one apple remains if he groups them in to 7's.

How many apples are in the container?