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TdC

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Aoami said:
its because if the air is incredibly hot then it's less dense than it should be which gives the engines too much work to do
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iirc it doesn't compress as well or something. have to brush up on my turbine workings.
 
Chilly

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Lamp said:
We went to a steak restaurant in New York about 12 or so years ago. We left what we thought was an appropriate amount of money for service. Excellent meal at it hapenned. Anyway, the waiter came back and asked "was anything wrong? you've only left 10%" (or however much it was, can't remember exactly). Cheeky fucker.
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To be fair, that is a shit tip for the states. If you've had a good meal and are happy with the service you should be tipping at least 15-20%. It's just how it is there.
 
Punishment

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This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care) After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the
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tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned . Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my butt. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a
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snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me,
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in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my butt while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...Smiley
 
Job

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Its because hot air is thinner than cold air..there are simply less molecules to push against..i took off from denver on a hot day and the pilot drove all the way to the end of the runway. .the wings were over the grass as we spun around then he gunned the engines with the brakes on and then released them..we were only about 100ft in the air when the end of the runway went past..i was crapping myself...hot day and altitude..
 
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BloodOmen said:
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You know that saying: "Who's the bigger fool? The fool or the fool who follows him"

Who is more sad: someone who had actually studied a flag to post it, or the person who posted it, or the people who quote this in a thread and then reply to it, or the people who reply to this thread, or Norwegians for stealing bits of everyone's flag...

or someone who still thinks Paul Daniels is a great all-round entertainer (he's very good with children)
 
BloodOmen

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Lamp said:
You know that saying: "Who's the bigger fool? The fool or the fool who follows him"

Who is more sad: someone who had actually studied a flag to post it, or the person who posted it, or the people who quote this in a thread and then reply to it, or the people who reply to this thread, or Norwegians for stealing bits of everyone's flag...

or someone who still thinks Paul Daniels is a great all-round entertainer (he's very good with children)
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Paul Daniels wants to wear you like Kermit Lamp, he's coming for you.
 
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He looks like Gollum's uncle. The one that used to sit Gollum on his knee. And bounce him on his lap. The uncle that told him he was very precious....
 
Lamp

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I'm trying to locate a block pad but instead of plain paper, I want squared paper

This (a block pad of paper)
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but with 5mm squares

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Do they even exist?
 
soze

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I do not know but staples would be where I start the search. I know that you can buy Post It Notes with grids on and Amazon sell them bit not exactly what you asked for.
 
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Made my first sale at work today! Yes!

(Yes I'm one of those annoying cold calling bastards ;) )
 
Edmond

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I've just woken up, slept through the whole morning nearly

Very odd for me. I feel fucked too
 
old.Tohtori

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Yesterday, JD, redheads, hangover now, but the other red looked like milla jovovich....good night.
 
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I am planning a night with a few mates and my friend Jack tonight, I will be inhaling my new favourite Jack drink by mixing it with Pepsi Max Cherry.
 
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