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[Raven]

owned

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-22396499

 

[Raven]

Just ordered my first dominos in years. Better not suck like they used to.

 

[DaGaffer]

Just ordered my first dominos in years. Better not suck like they used to.

They do a premium range (forgot what it's called) which is ok, but the bog standard pizzas are fucking awful; you'd be better off eating the box

 

[Raven]

It wasn't too bad. Not worth the amount they sell them for, googled a 50% off voucher though.

And lol at their hot sauce dip, I give my 5 year old niece hotter chili than that.

 

[TdC]

that was horrible. I was thinking "it's not moving very fast" then it just falls out of the sky with almost zero forward motion, as if it just stopped midair :/ Nasty. At least everyone died quickly, I suppose. No one walked away from that, I assume.

stall, he tries to turn but to no avail.

WTF was the pilot doing, it's like he was trying to stall the plane on purpose

yeah, real steep. maybe his cargo shifted. real harsh though. like said earlier...those guys had plenty of time to realize they were fucked bad way to go

 

[mooSe_]

RIP Jeff Hanneman

Fucking hate spiders

 

[Edmond]

Just ordered my first dominos in years. Better not suck like they used to.

I stopped using them ages ago, too greasy. If i get one, its from Pizza Hut these days.


*disclaimer, in case russ reads this*

Not that i eat pizza anymore, as its very, very bad for you

 

[Raven]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR4lLJu_-wE

 

[Scouse]

http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/02/disgr...ter-anglia-exactly-where-to-stick-it-3710691/

Y'see, I like that. It makes me smile.

However - I bet it made the person who read the letter, who was "only doing their job", laugh and smile too. And their colleagues.

I'd have phrased the letter more like "I hope you realise you're performing a 'job' that you hate and you're the sort of miserable cunt that you complain about every day of your working life, and one that makes Britain a shit place. Why don't you grow a pair and quit? Or just stay in the job you hate and wake up on your 60th birthday and realise you've pissed your life away"...

...or somesuch.

 

[Scouse]

Four things on that list have happened to me

You can't remember your cleaner's name!




Apologies for the large text. I'm not sure what I pressed to do that! - But I'm too pissed to be arsed to hit delete and start again...

 

[Scouse]

WTF was the pilot doing, it's like he was trying to stall the plane on purpose

Thinking he was gunned down in the cabin by one of the mujahadeen...


...is it cold if I say we shouldn't be in the country. Or is it just factual?

 

[TdC]

mad fail Scouse....mad...fail

 

[Scouse]

mad fail Scouse....mad...fail

In my defence, for when I read this on Mondya, I'm absolutely battered

 

[Raven]

I bet you bought your booze from a capitalist dog!

 

[TdC]

In my defence, for when I read this on Mondya, I'm absolutely battered

to the quotes database!!1

 

[Scouse]

I bet you bought your booze from a capitalist dog!

Actually, it's home-brew* from last years apple tree.




*and five pints of Samuel Smith's wheat beer in the local, and a bottle of rijoca (why can't I spell that now?!), and some vodka.

And Tequila

 

[rynnor]

to the quotes database!!1

Seconded

 

[TdC]

ok, I am officially and formally stating I am going to do homework now. my classmate is looking at me strangely because I keep laughing

 

[Raven]

Take off all your clothes and carry on.

 

[Madmaxx]

hows that meant to stifle the laughing

 

[Mey]

Would you not just have a massive adrenaline rush though?

Also that video is horrible, crazy how it just stops.

 

[Mey]

Our cleaners called Maria.

 

[Raven]

Mine's called Anna. My gardener is called mum.*


* she is retired, lives next door and loves her gardening so I just let her get on with it.

 

[Edmond]

My cleaner's called Dyson, she's got a big ball, just the one though

 

[soze]

yeah, real steep. maybe his cargo shifted. real harsh though. like said earlier...those guys had plenty of time to realize they were fucked bad way to go

Horrible way to die. I think the steep accent and decent is normal out there to try and counter RPG attacks. There have been a few planes and helicopters crash out there as it has been "too hot to fly". I don't really understand it but maybe the warm air leaves the engine underpowered?

 

[Aoami]

Horrible way to die. I think the steep accent and decent is normal out there to try and counter RPG attacks. There have been a few planes and helicopters crash out there as it has been "too hot to fly". I don't really understand it but maybe the warm air leaves the engine underpowered?

its because if the air is incredibly hot then it's less dense than it should be which gives the engines too much work to do

 

[Lamp]

Do we have a Restaurants thread?

Anyway, just come back from a treck across East London near City Airport. Went to a Chinese restaurant with friends called Yi Ban

The food was top notch, can't fault it. Huge windows overlooking the royal docks, you can see the planes take off. Service was flawless, polite, and fast. At least 60% of the customers were Chinese, which I was always told is a good sign. We ate like fat bloated European heathen pigs. I'm so stuffed, I can't even wedge a ferrero rocher down my gullet. All in (incl. service & booze): £30 a head.

 

[Edmond]

 

[Raven]

I usually tell them to piss up a rope when they charge "service" would rather tip the waitress.

 

[Lamp]

We went to a steak restaurant in New York about 12 or so years ago. We left what we thought was an appropriate amount of money for service. Excellent meal at it hapenned. Anyway, the waiter came back and asked "was anything wrong? you've only left 10%" (or however much it was, can't remember exactly). Cheeky fucker.