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[Gwadien]

Love it when a sneeze encourages a shit to leave the body.

 

[Raven]

Don't worry about Job, he talks a whole load of bollocks.

 

[Aoami]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...derrick-rose-for-making-him-fat-and-depressed

THIS IS 'MURICA

 

[Lamp]

Love it when a sneeze encourages a shit to leave the body.

Could be a tad embarassing if you're being measured for trousers by your tailor at the time. But yeah, on the whole, yeah.

 

[Billargh]

 

[mooSe_]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl8oKO7BAuU

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[caLLous]

 

[Shagrat]

Haha nice comeback...

 

[Aoami]

 

[megadave]

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yesterday got my matress pad.
No mroe backpain in the morning.
Bliss....

 

[Job]

The actual passage from King James bible, no wonder they didn't want to translate it into English and have ordinary folk saying WTF!

Deuteronomy 22:13-21
King James Version (KJV)
13 If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her,

14 And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid:

15 Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate:

16 And the damsel's father shall say unto the elders, I gave my daughter unto this man to wife, and he hateth her;

17 And, lo, he hath given occasions of speech against her, saying, I found not thy daughter a maid; and yet these are the tokens of my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city.

18 And the elders of that city shall take that man and chastise him;

19 And they shall amerce him in an hundred shekels of silver, and give them unto the father of the damsel, because he hath brought up an evil name upon a virgin of Israel: and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days.

20 But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:

21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

 

[TdC]

Well i think you need to go away and think about your actions

*leaves*

 

[Madmaxx]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONDcAUrjR0M

 

[Job]

So I went the toilets on sat night in our local and bumped into an old mate who was a petrol head in his youth and he tells me hes bought a new car..so im quite pissed and he wants to take me for a spin..it turns out to be a 07 plate 3.6 turbo carrera..chipped to 580bhp..we pull out the pub car park...he clicks into sport mode and floors it..all I could do was a quick glance at the speedo to see it fly past 100 about as fast as fast as the rev counter...then he goes for the next gear and my brain almost shut down as thw world became a blur..he took a roundabout in a thirty zone..first exit to the left at about 120mph and then booted it again..im shouting now..he backs off and drives normal to the pub..i get back to the wife with my hands shaking...i only went the bog.

 

[Raven]

Dem console kids


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7HbCkU_-cM&feature=youtu.be

 

[old.Tohtori]

That's what you get when you need colored buttons to work a game

Next gen controller buttons for quicktime events;

Spoiler

 

[old.Tohtori]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X07xNrVd7DU


Looks like fun brains off entertainment akin to first MIB(and to lesser extent what followed).

 

[TdC]

verrrrrry cheesy

 

[Lethul]

Dem console kids


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7HbCkU_-cM&feature=youtu.be

They play tournaments with gamepads and assist aim? Wow...

 

[mooSe_]

Bunch of retards. Embarrassment to esports.

Especially that fat cunt who said "I'm the fucking daddy"

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I'd love to see them all play Q3 competitively.

RAPED. Whinge. Cry. Shame. never seen again.

 

[Job]

Just got my Sony action cam, having loadsa fun with s-slomo 120fps.

 

[Billargh]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/samjparker/things-northerners-miss-when-they-move-to-london

I can't relate, but who cares, fuck London!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I read that earlier, it's probably the single worst list article I've ever read. And they're all terrible.

 

[rynnor]

I read that earlier, it's probably the single worst list article I've ever read. And they're all terrible.

Yeah - I mean he missed Parmo, whippets and competitive pigeon racing for a start

Hes right about the Fish n chips though

 

[Raven]

...and the price of a pint.

 

[Job]

For southerners this is the M6 up north, I would call the traffic busy for that stretch.
https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&ll=54.395351,-2.468491&spn=0.243451,0.441513&t=h&z=11&layer=c&cbll=54.396393,-2.601017&panoid=SZijVPW-B8dXS3mgE6UnhQ&cbp=12,353.14,,0,4.92

 

[Wazzerphuk]

1. Countryside
2. Beaches

Apparently they only exist in the North. OK then!

3. Fish & Chips
4. Booze price

Both excellent if you know, go to the right place, and not a shithole.

5. Cup of coffee "still looks like this"

It's in a mug you fucking dense Northerner.

6. Being near Scotland.

Being far away from Scotland is a GOOD thing. Plus, the amount of Scots pining for their Motherland in London is silly. Scotland's brilliant but they all live down here. OK then.

7. No-one looking "hip"

Yeah, instead you have people trying to look like a reject band member from 1991 or Bradley Wiggins. MUCH better!

8. Erm, apparently a local BBC show is good.

We also have local BBC shows.

9. Rent prices.

Yeah, no arguing on this one.

10. Seeing the stars at night.

Actually some of the darkest skies in the country are in the SW England.

11. Shops you only get up North.

Yes, in case you really wanted a massive health scare buying corned beef from 1952, you might have to travel a bit. Sorry about that one.

12. Northern Bullshit Detector.

You really have no idea how dismissive Londoners are then.

13. Apparently there's supposed to be a point here about a bad, fat Northern comedian?

Doesn't even require a response.

14. Friendliness.

I don't want a homeless cunt talking to me. Ever. That's not friendly.

15. Getting so bladdered you look like a rape victim waiting to happen.

Again, no need to come back on this one.

16. Talking to strangers.

This is the same point as 14. So... er... this is an 18 point list then.

17. "pet" "love" "duck"

Heaven's forbid we actually use people's names in a civilised manner, rather than patronising everyone.

18. Finally, there's your mum or your nan always asking when you're 'coming home'.

Point 18 in a 19 point list is "finally?"

19. Oh wait yes there's no point for #19.

Lol?