Everz
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The Rigid 442
This is Wolves. Regardless of what promise may have occurred using any other formation we must revert back to this stagnant cess pit of a formation that no successful team in the entire world would dream of playing. Players must be rigid and refuse to move into space around the pitch whilst quoting the phrase 'I'm a left-back (insert any position) I shouldn't be doing that'.
Kevin Doyle
All managers must pick Kevin Doyle regardless of previous performances he must be shoe-horned into the the team. It's in his contract. Doyle once caught Jez Moxey in the bath re-enacting that Mena Suvari scene from American Beauty except instead of roses he was covered in Pork Pies. Doyle has photo's and threatens to sell them to his contacts in Melton Mowbray in an attempt to cut off Moxey's supply.
The Defence
We must defend by backing off all the way to Asda regardless of whether we are playing against Gareth Bale or Gareth 'Gaz Top' Jones.
The Midfield
Must be largely anonymous and be dominated by lesser players on a game by game basis. No passing to feet allowed outside of our own 18 yard box, every attack must be as the result of a hopeful hollywood pass. If it can be completely bypassed then that's even better.
The Attack
Must be forced to feed off scraps. The ball should again not be played into feet, it must be an airborne attack where our Oompa Loompa sized forwards must challenge for the ball with 6ft 4 centre-backs. No movement in areas that could pose a threat should be allowed, centre-forwards should be encouraged to run away from goal into the channels whenever we are mounting a promising attack.
Substitutes
All substitutions should take place at a time where they will make absolutely no difference to the game. If a substitution is forced through a player being unable to continue then you must use a player that will nullify any threat we had previously posed.
This is Wolves. Regardless of what promise may have occurred using any other formation we must revert back to this stagnant cess pit of a formation that no successful team in the entire world would dream of playing. Players must be rigid and refuse to move into space around the pitch whilst quoting the phrase 'I'm a left-back (insert any position) I shouldn't be doing that'.
Kevin Doyle
All managers must pick Kevin Doyle regardless of previous performances he must be shoe-horned into the the team. It's in his contract. Doyle once caught Jez Moxey in the bath re-enacting that Mena Suvari scene from American Beauty except instead of roses he was covered in Pork Pies. Doyle has photo's and threatens to sell them to his contacts in Melton Mowbray in an attempt to cut off Moxey's supply.
The Defence
We must defend by backing off all the way to Asda regardless of whether we are playing against Gareth Bale or Gareth 'Gaz Top' Jones.
The Midfield
Must be largely anonymous and be dominated by lesser players on a game by game basis. No passing to feet allowed outside of our own 18 yard box, every attack must be as the result of a hopeful hollywood pass. If it can be completely bypassed then that's even better.
The Attack
Must be forced to feed off scraps. The ball should again not be played into feet, it must be an airborne attack where our Oompa Loompa sized forwards must challenge for the ball with 6ft 4 centre-backs. No movement in areas that could pose a threat should be allowed, centre-forwards should be encouraged to run away from goal into the channels whenever we are mounting a promising attack.
Substitutes
All substitutions should take place at a time where they will make absolutely no difference to the game. If a substitution is forced through a player being unable to continue then you must use a player that will nullify any threat we had previously posed.
old.Tohtori
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I don't think a post has ever gone over my head like that one Everz 
Tuthmes
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Weak :<
old.Tohtori
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Weak colon is lesser then what?
Nate
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old.Tohtori
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fettoken
I am a FH squatter
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Which are the last bouncing boobies you witnessed in action (in real life)?
Overdriven
Dumpster Fire of The South
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Argo was a little naff.
old.Tohtori
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New years, metal bar, dancing totties.
HAven't really been out since, which is weird.
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If accurate, they surprisingly not as damaging as I had expected! A direct hit on Northampton (my closest town) would not touch me!
..or well the B83 would but they wouldn't bother dropping that on Northampton...not unless they wanted to cripple the market for expensive, hand made shoes.
old.Tohtori
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Pray that US doesn't get a woman president.
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Mey
Part of the furniture
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Argo fuck yourself..
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Gwadien
Uneducated Northern Cretin
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