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[Deebs]

Fuck that, I hate rap

You hate effort.

 

[Calaen]

Mark Wahlberg on the Graham Norton show he's proper wasted hahah

 

[Calaen]

The Mrs wants "coco chanel mademoiselle" perfume for her birthday

Do I get her Eau de Toilette or Eau de Parfum?

*blinks incomprehensibly*
(I'm a geeza. How the fyck am I supposed to know? A cowpat smells nice after 24 pints)

Eau de Parfum comes in a bottle the size of an atomic nucleus and costs £100. Eau de Toilette comes in a larger sized bottle at £65 and comes with a free bog brush

No doubt I'll just roll in through the front door smelling like a whore, pissed
"You've drunk the perfume again havent you?"
"Yes"

Parfum is more concentated around 7-15% against the 2-5% eau de toilette.

So while the bottle is smaller and more expensive, it requires a less applications so in theory should last longer

 

[Scouse]

I spoke to Jay-Z earlier, apparently he's got 99 problems, but Scouse ain't one!

That's him?

Seems like me and Jay-Z have something in common.

Well, apart from the fact that he has 99 problems...

 

[mooSe_]

my only problem is that my pizza isnt cooked yet

 

[Gwadien]

Stolen off FB.

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same fucking elephant.

This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullshit stories.

 

[fettoken]

Would you guys deem it socially ac(c)eptable to walk around with underwear, in one hand wielding a knife with a sausage stuck on it, dipped in cheddar, beer in the other hand and all around feeling good when my mates comes to party.

 

[Job]

Mark Wahlberg on the Graham Norton show he's proper wasted hahah

Holy fuck, what a twat, I though Fastbender was going to punch him, WTF was he drinking, he was in the
shitfaced zone.

 

[Calaen]

I'm guessing he was jet lagged + drink? but a lot of the show was very uncomfortable. Fassbender certainly did look like he was going to dig him!

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Raven]

OMFG KILL EVERYTHING THAT MOVES!!!!121212

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21399709

 

[Shagrat]

we need to reintroduce gun laws so that we can adequately protect our homes from this devastating threat.

 

[Punishment]

What next cats scratching innocent bystanders, the horror

 

[BloodOmen]

What next cats scratching innocent bystanders, the horror

THOSE BASTARD CATS WOULDNT DARE BECAUSE WE HAVE

 

[caLLous]

I don't know why this works.

 

[TdC]

lol that's basically what my programmers do all day long

 

[Gwadien]

Who is this Jerome Landin personage, he came and spammed!

 

[TdC]

no idea. I'm not entirely certain it's a bot though. I was watching though. I like watching. *watches Gwad*

 

[Gwadien]

I think its Grimmly.

 

[TdC]

tbh instinctively I assume every new member is either a spambot or a troll these days. it's not like old times eh?

 

[Edmond]

I think its Grimmly.

No, thats Job

 

[Wazzerphuk]

http://sobadsogood.com/2012/11/14/38-of-the-weirdest-unexplainable-images-on-the-internet/

#30 is Lamp.

 

[fettoken]

Fuck me. They really are cashing in on Nat King Cole (or at least trying). Fucking vultures.

Take a look at his record releases on Spotify.

 

[megadave]

http://sobadsogood.com/2012/11/14/38-of-the-weirdest-unexplainable-images-on-the-internet/

#30 is Lamp.

its like the whole of fh on there

 

[fettoken]

its like the whole of fh on there

FH has more finesse i would say. That is definately 4chan.

 

[TdC]

http://sobadsogood.com/2012/11/14/38-of-the-weirdest-unexplainable-images-on-the-internet/

#30 is Lamp.

I can caption all of those using "Party at Deebs' house..." and some random term. Actually, the fat male cross-dresser being wheeled into the ambulance one was most likely taken during a party at Deebs's house.

 

[Edmond]

I can caption all of those using "Party at Deebs' house..." and some random term. Actually, the fat male cross-dresser being wheeled into the ambulance one was most likely taken during a party at Deebs's house.

It was a strange night, i dont remember most of it tbh

 

[Gwadien]

New 'phone' game everyone is going cray-cray about, the one with 4 pictures which are clues, and people have to guess what it is, everyone is uploading pictures of the ones they don't get on FB - and this guy has done the most obvious ones its funny

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hmh, phone "games", so;