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[Shagrat]

Nothing, really.

But I was gawping at her computerised tits and ass rather than listening to the song. It's for 12 year olds really. But then I'm grumpy today.

just today?

 

[Tuthmes]

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[Madmaxx]

 

[old.Tohtori]

I want!


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qUPnnROxvY

 

[old.Tohtori]

Work colleague didn't know what veni, vidi, vici references to.

Not sure if i should explain

 

[Raven]

Did they get it as a tattoo?

 

[Aoami]

 

[CorNokZ]

"I want to feel again"

 

[Nate]

He have brave to fight wild bear and strong arm to lift wild bear! John West would love him.

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvIamfRRKK0

 

[Zarjazz]

CV

I'd find that funnier if I hadn't had to read similar job applications to our job adverts.

If you're applying for a job at least speak the national language! I've also come to the conclusion that photo id on a CV == instant fail.

 

[Madmaxx]

I know this has been in some funny/fail videos, but I just find it hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=LpGMmZsqFCA

 

[old.Tohtori]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/121062811693

Couple of games(etc) for sale.

 

[caLLous]

 

[Scouse]

I know this has been in some funny/fail videos, but I just find it hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=LpGMmZsqFCA

I like the way gorillas are like humans and lean to one side when they blart one out

 

[Ch3tan]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/121062811693

Couple of games(etc) for sale.

what a waste... collected but never played.

 

[Job]

Collections don't mean anything anymore, it's not worth any more than the sum of the individual parts.
In fact collecting is pointless, when Ebay is the worlds greatest collection.

 

[Aoami]

jay-z looks like a fat, cigar-smoking manbaby.

 

[Scouse]

jay-z

I'm pleased to say that I had no idea whatsoever who that was until I saw this.

 

[Aoami]

congratulations for being oblivious to popular culture, your medal is in the post

 

[Scouse]

congratulations for being oblivious to popular culture, your medal is in the post

One of the reasons I try to remain oblivious to "popular culture" is that the bar for quality is set so low awards are given for just about anything

 

[Zarjazz]

I'm sure the award winning, $500 million in the bank, married to Beyonce, artist and producer will be devastated some guy on a little forum didn't know who he was.

 

[Scouse]

I'm sure the award winning, $500 million in the bank, married to Beyonce, artist and producer will be devastated some guy on a little forum didn't know who he was.

Another reason I avoid it is that it's got the sort of followers who judge quality on money and who they fuck.

I couldn't give a monkeys if he was devastated or not, Zarjazz. I was simply mildly ribbing Aoami about giving me a medal.

But feel free to continue be the valient defender of Jay-Z's honour on internet forums all you like, gaybo

 

[Zarjazz]

Fuck that, I hate rap

 

[old.Tohtori]

One of the reasons I try to remain oblivious to "popular culture" is that the bar for quality is set so low awards are given for just about anything

I gave you a rainbow award for the "Most non-award liking person of the day"

 

[Job]

congratulations for being oblivious to popular culture, your medal is in the post

Best put down so far this century.

 

[Shagrat]

I spoke to Jay-Z earlier, apparently he's got 99 problems, but Scouse ain't one!

 

[Lamp]

The Mrs wants "coco chanel mademoiselle" perfume for her birthday

Do I get her Eau de Toilette or Eau de Parfum?

*blinks incomprehensibly*
(I'm a geeza. How the fyck am I supposed to know? A cowpat smells nice after 24 pints)

Eau de Parfum comes in a bottle the size of an atomic nucleus and costs £100. Eau de Toilette comes in a larger sized bottle at £65 and comes with a free bog brush

No doubt I'll just roll in through the front door smelling like a whore, pissed
"You've drunk the perfume again havent you?"
"Yes"

 

[rynnor]

I dont know who the hell he is either and I cherish that

 

[old.Tohtori]

Eau de Parfum comes in a bottle the size of an atomic nucleus and costs £100. Eau de Toilette comes in a larger sized bottle at £65 and comes with a free bog brush

When dealing with women; more expensive and more smaller the bottle, the better.

 

[Deebs]

While I enjoy a good long turd, I can never really justify it. My body does the deed in no more than 5 minutes normally, if that. Do some people actually physically need to shit for 30 minutes to finish?

I can sit on the shitter for that long reading a book. Possibly the first 10 mins are spent dumping body waste, the rest is my time