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[Wazzerphuk]

Lube and a sex swing

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Edmond]

But...but...but, oww, my fucking brain

 

[Scouse]

The mersey tunnels basically float in the mud

Kewl

Source?

 

[Job]

I went on a guided tour...the old one got punctured by a ships anchor...theres only like a few metres of mud above it. it often makes me think seeing those massive ugland tankers going down the mersey...if it grounded for whatever reason...could it hit the tunnel

 

[TdC]

But...but...but, oww, my fucking brain

I'm sorry, I wanted to fuck your brain so much I forgot to lube your nostril

 

[Job]

Looking it up it seems not yhe whole length is in the mud..but at it lowest point there is only 3ft of rock seperating the tunnel and the river bed

 

[TdC]

Deebs was young then


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tT4h5G8xT4


he still has all his clothes though!

 

[Gwadien]

'Muricans.


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI

 

[Gwadien]

'Dalf.


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rCP4CRRO7E&feature=youtu.be

 

[BloodOmen]

Brilliant.

View attachment 13874

The best part of that is that its actually on that website thus not fake.

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Ormorof]

Hah http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/01/28/florida_incident/

The intruder jumped from the roof, in the process knocking down Mr Land, rushed into the living room and "broke a 72-inch big-screen TV while he tried to pull it off the wall and spilled the contents of a vacuum onto the floor", according to a police report.
Mrs Land whipped out a .38 and fired three shots, which hit the wall. It's alleged the intruder responded by dropping to the floor and masturbating, before running to the couple's son's bedroom where he "began rubbing his face with clothing".

 

[Wazzerphuk]

The best part of that is that its actually on that website thus not fake.

Well yes, I took the screenshot myself

 

[BloodOmen]

Well yes, I took the screenshot myself

 

[TdC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=mN3gLdEKr4Y

 

[Raven]

http://gawker.com/5934580/definitive-proof-that-cats-are-assholes

My cat does this. With that, yeah...see this (random object) now it's on the floor...wtf are you going to do about it look.

 

[Aoami]

 

[Aoami]

 

[sayward]

Wow, I neary got a full set of smileys, if only I'd spelt something wrong, I could have had a bad grammar one too

Edit - aww you guys

When did that smiley appear? I hadn't noticed it.

 

[TdC]

http://www.john-russell.org/Web pages/Artworks/Exhibitions/Bank/A_fbl.html

 

[Lamp]

1. CERN plan to build a 80 km collider. 27 just isn't big enough (ask any woman)
2. Over the course of the US Superbowl, Americans will eat one million football fields worth of chicken wings

 

[caLLous]

2. Over the course of the US Superbowl, Americans will eat one million football fields worth of chicken wings

I believe that.

 

[Gwadien]

Tin foil hats!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21313208

 

[old.Tohtori]

"who put a $20,000 (£13,000) bounty on his head." not much tinfoily there, someone cashed in.

 

[ileks]

Got a killer sausage casserole going in the slow cooker. Just added the coriander for the final 30 minutes. The smell is incredible. Motherfuckers in the kitchen are drooling. Even the vegetarian wants it.

 

[megadave]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ckfBGdZoR_0

 

[rynnor]

"who put a $20,000 (£13,000) bounty on his head." not much tinfoily there, someone cashed in.

In the US its more likely to be a random arguement.

 

[Cadelin]

1. CERN plan to build a 80 km collider. 27 just isn't big enough (ask any woman)

That's one of the more boring plans. There are some pretty funky ideas floating around with regards to what technology will allow us to do in 30 years. Digging a bigger tunnel is pretty mundane.

Also the machine after the LHC is quite likely to be a linear collider. The LHC is exciting because it is a discovery machine. It basically just wacks stuff together with as much energy as possible. Once we have discovered stuff we want to measure it precisely and a linear collider means we can get rid of a lot of the noise you get from accelerating particles in a circle. The machine after that will possibly be another discover machine because by then technology will have advanced to the point where we can have a factor of 10 more power.

 

[TdC]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ckfBGdZoR_0

wow 0o