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Raven

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Always though there was something dodgy about him.


It was actually my first ever bottle of beer bought for me by my mum, I was 12 or something at the time and it was a reward for something or other.
 

Aoami

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Cerb

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Those things that vibrate while you're on the job? I tried one once.....the bird liked it but it did fuck all for me.
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fettoken

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Cerb, not that one. Used just a strap-rubber-thingy, works wonders. But yeah, girls love it. Esp the vibrating ones i can imagine.
 

old.Tohtori

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Tht'a s Finnish cat for you, never give up, never surrender...especially since it's a box for drinks :D
 

DaGaffer

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Cerb, not that one. Used just a strap-rubber-thingy, works wonders. But yeah, girls love it. Esp the vibrating ones i can imagine.

"works wonders" for who? Also, don't fall asleep with it on unless you want your dick to fall off.
 

Cyradix

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If you are at work it will sure test your scrolling speed to get that off screen :LOL:
Than again... the random spam thread is NSFW anyways :cool:
 

fettoken

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Yes yes stop being a cunt about it, i have asked to spoiler it due to being too slow to edit myself. Also you should know better than to check this thread at work or with parents/any sort of person not familiar to FH. For any work or family related incident, i am sorry.
 

Wazzerphuk

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Yes yes stop being a cunt about it, i have asked to spoiler it due to being too slow to edit myself. Also you should know better than to check this thread at work or with parents/any sort of person not familiar to FH. For any work or family related incident, i am sorry.

Stop talking arse. It's a random spam thread, not a NSFW Random Spam thread.
 

TdC

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tbh Fett messaged me to get rid of it as soon as he could, but I was away (fapping, before you ask) and could not fix things for him.
 

fettoken

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"works wonders" for who? Also, don't fall asleep with it on unless you want your dick to fall off.

It makes the cock look like a throbbing monster, guaranteed. "Works wonders" for those moments when you feel like you are throwing a sausage down an alley. Also, yes it starts to go numb if worn for too long.
 

fettoken

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That wasnt from vibration. Think it was strapped too tight.

That white finger condition looks really nasty
 

Lamp

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I wonder if the Duke of Edinburgh has a fully functioning penis.

Stephen Hawking does, apparently. If you go up to him & take the piss, he can extend it at high speed and take your eye out with it. Like the inner jaws of an Alien.
 

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