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MYstIC G

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I thought the duke of edinburgh was a penis, no?
 

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Not only that, but one that completely cherry picks moments to fulfill its own agenda.
 

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When a bus pulls out of a side road, then realises he can't quite get round in time for the traffic lights, and sits in the middle of a yellow box junction and completely blocking it, do you think a penalty charge notice gets issued? If you or I did that, we'd get one for sure. And probably 3 points.

If they make the driver of the bus personally liable for PCNs...
 

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The coroner has just advised Bernard Matthews' family to get a small coffin as the body is only 3 stone after they drained the water out him.
 

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According to the lottery website some lucky sod has scooped the euromillions jackpot and it wasn't me :(
 

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This morning's breakfast will be:

Pigs in Blankets :) , scrambled eggs, & fresh bread still warm from the bakery

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Michael Moore's facebook said:
I'm hearing that a lot of people are threatening to leave the country because of Obama's re-election and America's liberal turn. They're free to do so if they wish but there are a few things people should know before they pack their bags:
Canada, Australia, New Zealand and ALL of Europe have Universal Healthcare (aka
SOCIALIZED MEDICINE!); they ALL have HIGHER taxes than the US; Evolution is taught in ALL their schools; private gun ownership is banned or heavily restricted in each; gay couples have legal recognition in all, can marry in most and will marry soon in ALL; abortion is legal in ALL; ALL are racially and ethnically diverse and, in the case of Australia, they have a leader who is an unmarried atheist woman living in sin with her boyfriend.

On the other hand Saudi Arabia and Iran have NO taxes, and very low taxes, respectively; NEITHER allows the teaching of evolution; BOTH require prayer in schools; NEITHER allows gay rights, especially not gay marriage; NEITHER allows abortion; women in both countries know their place and don't complain about it; everybody and his brother owns a gun; BOTH are theocracies run strictly by the laws of the old testament; and BOTH have populations with very few Black people and NO Mexicans. It's practically paradise! Conservative Heaven on Earth!

Unfortunately even Saudi Arabia and Iran have Socialized Medicine, but hey, NOBODY'S absolutely perfect!"
I both love and hate MM. at the same time
 

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Michael Moore's facebook said:
Saudi Arabia and Iran....women in both countries know their place and don't complain about it

/moves to Saudi.

Worth it just for that.
 

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Apparently someone likes to dub over his 6 year old son's voice.. pretty good stuff :D Open in Youtube to watch the rest.

Meet Maximus Thor.

 

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