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[Scouse]

Sounds like someone has finally found a self-sustaining energy source.

Interesting

Not true. They may have found a cheaper storage medium than batteries, which are the most expensive form of energy storage we have. That's all...

 

[Tuthmes]

 

[Raven]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-19868327

We didn't know what it was, honest guv

 

[caLLous]

Bless the oldies

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-19868327

 

[old.Tohtori]

That's what she said.

Wouldn't a mass ejection mean she kicked you out?

...and your gangbang buddies?

 

[old.Tohtori]

The landwarriors of my future religion, convert now and get your personal bodyguard;

 

[Cyradix]

I, for one, welcome our new Toht overlord...

 

[MYstIC G]

I'm going back to the 1950s.

It is well documented that you going back to the 1950's causes all of the shit you're complaining about...

A LEADS TO B LEADS TO C LEADS TO A DAMN IT MAN!

 

[Nate]

GREAT SCOTT!

 

[DaGaffer]

See what the nanny-state do-gooders have done to this country? You can't do that, its bad for you. You can't eat that, its got E-numbers and a 6 year old might have a fit. You need a label for that! People need to know a jar of peanuts contains nuts! You can't change that light bulb without a health and safety qualification. Since when did ANYONE ever look good in a Man-U shirt and tracky bottoms? Do people not know what a bespoke 3-piece suit is? And when did City firms turn a blind eye to not wearing ties? Have you seen the state of our high streets? Multi-coloured shit holes of tatty nasty shops run by ppl who have been in the country less time than the stock on their shelves.

I'm going back to the 1950s.

There you go, start here. One of my teachers used to smoke a pipe in the classroom (it was a different time, Queen Victoria had just run the four minute mile and we'd given the fuzzy-wuzzies a damn good thrashing at cricket. I think), it used to fascinate me because he spent more time packing and relighting the damn thing than actually smoking it. No way could you get cancer from it because I don't think any smoke ever actually went in your lungs.

 

[old.Tohtori]

It is well documented that you going back to the 1950's causes all of the shit you're complaining about...

A LEADS TO B LEADS TO C LEADS TO A DAMN IT MAN!

If we've learned anything from the back to the future documentary on timetravel, it's that if you travel back in time your mother will try to molest you.

 

[fettoken]

 

[fettoken]

 

[Gwadien]

Just cut a tree down in the garden, more of a bush, but anyway, came back, had a game of DOTA2, exited, felt something on the back of my neck, felt it, squishy - CATERPILLAR!

 

[dysfunction]

OMG a man eating caterpillar!!

 

[caLLous]

TO THE INTERNET!

 

[Ormorof]

See what the nanny-state do-gooders have done to this country? You can't do that, its bad for you. You can't eat that, its got E-numbers and a 6 year old might have a fit. You need a label for that! People need to know a jar of peanuts contains nuts! You can't change that light bulb without a health and safety qualification. Since when did ANYONE ever look good in a Man-U shirt and tracky bottoms? Do people not know what a bespoke 3-piece suit is? And when did City firms turn a blind eye to not wearing ties? Have you seen the state of our high streets? Multi-coloured shit holes of tatty nasty shops run by ppl who have been in the country less time than the stock on their shelves.

I'm going back to the 1950s.

technically you need a warning that a pack of Peanuts may contain nuts as Peanuts are in fact beans not nuts - so the warning is perfectly fair! (as it may be packaged in a factory where actual nuts are handled!)

 

[Cyradix]

It's the pod people!! RUN!!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Going for general anaesthetic tomorrow morning. I'm hoping it turns me into a blithering mess. I'm hoping it doesn't make me horribly vomitatious. I WILL INFORM

Sadly it was far less interesting than either. Due to my elite abilities and recovery time I have had no side effects at all. Just sleep, wake, home. Disappointing. I wanted to be drooling and making stupid comments everywhere.

 

[Raven]

That was last night.

 

[old.user4556]

Aborted.

 

[fettoken]

Yeah /: Due to wind or somth right.

 

[Lamp]

"Minister without Portfolio".

A member of the Cabinet, with all attendant perks, with no responsibilities.

In other words: "You're fecking useless as a proper Minister, but you're my mate; or rather, you know a lot of very influential people. Here's £140K a year, all you have to do is turn up to Cabinet and pretend to do some work now and again"

 

[mooSe_]

That's what I want to be when I grow up

 

[cHodAX]

Disappointing. I wanted to be drooling and making stupid comments everywhere.

No one could tell the difference tbh. Stoke would still be worse than the S.S.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I've witnessed Stoke's horrors first hand, nothing imaginable is as bad.

 

[Lamp]

~Think you're good at snooker? Check out The Grinder, Cliff Thorburn, from 1983


View: http://youtu.be/3naHZy0g6Ng

 

[Lamp]

Snooker was ace in the 80s. The characters. The Legends. White, Thorburn, Werbenuick, Reardon, Higgins, Griffiths, Taylor, Mountjoy, Spencer, Davis, Thorne, and Mountjoy. Different age back then. A gentleman's game. Smoking & drinking allowed during the game on TV . Went down the toilet from Hendry onwards, and became a game for chavs when O'Sullivan came on the scene. Shame.

 

[caLLous]

You don't 'alf talk some rubbish, Lamp.

 

[Lamp]

Yep. I've been watching too much Clarkson, May & Hammond. Brain rot.