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[Lamp]

"Barclaycard Platinum". Lets see what they're offering me: umm....*still searching*....feck all, thats what. A bunny-girl coming into my office when I'm fed up at work: now that would be a service.

Hell, even the tramp in the park by Waterloo Station is offering a Wino Black Card. Pff.

Platinum my arse. I don't want a fecking credit card. Horrible things. I now have something to put in my recycling bin

 

[old.Osy]

If you remember this, you're as old as I am, possibly even older. Such an awesome game at the time.

http://dosgamer.com/war-lords/

 

[Raven]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbIlLmCID5g&feature=related


2.20 is my favorite.

 

[Access Denied]

"I will put my foot so far up your ass the water on my knee will quench your thirst." Fucking brilliant!

 

[Job]

Very strange 3D porn.
NSFW
Don't worry it's not disturbing or anything , just really odd, but very high quality.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/478192/8485f5ccc1/

 

[Edmond]

Very strange 3D porn.
NSFW
Don't worry it's not disturbing or anything , just really odd, but very high quality.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/478192/8485f5ccc1/

WTF were you searching for?

 

[fettoken]

Very strange 3D porn.
NSFW
Don't worry it's not disturbing or anything , just really odd, but very high quality.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/478192/8485f5ccc1/

GF sleeping. *Lowers volume, begins to watch*

 

[Angrist]

If you remember this, you're as old as I am, possibly even older. Such an awesome game at the time.

http://dosgamer.com/war-lords/

Warlords rocked!

Remember me and my brother and some friends played it non stop for weeks after we first got it. Only hours of sleep i'd get was when i'd drag myself to school. I'd sleep there for a couple of hours and go back home and play Warlords again.

 

[Ormorof]

i loved warlords

didnt they make a warcraft 3 style Warlords 3 game? to google!

 

[Gwadien]

I'm used to 750kb/s internet speed, but my steam DL speed just sneaked up to 1.5mb/s!

 

[cHodAX]

i loved warlords

didnt they make a warcraft 3 style Warlords 3 game? to google!

They made a few but they weren't amazing, ok at best. Warlords 3 : Darklords Rising was a fantastic turned based game for it's time, I still run it on a VM once or twice a year. I am amazed someone never remade it.

 

[old.Tohtori]

If you manage without reading, go fullscreen, max resolution and watch.

Spoiler

Absolutely legendary

 

[Sydrik]

https://www.facebook.com/tess.tickle.104

that is all

 

[Aoami]

 

[Billargh]

 

[Lamp]

I'm used to 750kb/s internet speed

If I added up all my bandwidth in the last 3 years I wouldn't get that !

I need to get a decent ISP. I don't need 6 trillion petabytes a second. Just something that can download a BluRay 5 Gig movie in an hour.

 

[Job]

Michael O'leary quotes (Ryanair owner) I like him
favourite:
On upright seating: "I'd love to operate aircraft where we take out the back ten rows and put in hand rails. We'd say if you want to stand, it's five euros. People say 'Oh but the people standing may get killed if there's a crash'. Well, with respect, the people sitting down might get killed as well"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/9522319/Michael-OLearys-most-memorable-quotes.html

 

[Gwadien]

Michael O'leary quotes (Ryanair owner) I like him
favourite:
On upright seating: "I'd love to operate aircraft where we take out the back ten rows and put in hand rails. We'd say if you want to stand, it's five euros. People say 'Oh but the people standing may get killed if there's a crash'. Well, with respect, the people sitting down might get killed as well"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/9522319/Michael-OLearys-most-memorable-quotes.html

Pretty true though, I'm pretty sure if the plane is gonna crash violently, you're gonna die anyway, the brace position is silly, especially in budget airlines, because if you do crash, you'll smash the top of your head on the seat infront and probably break your spine anyway.

Just have hand-belts for the hand rails, that way, you'll fly around if you crash ( have some fun ), and maybe just break your arm, if it isn't too violent.

 

[Cerb]

I've always wondered though.....what the hell do those people do during take off?

 

[Job]

WTF were you searching for?

I was searching for high quality, atmospheric 3D pornography, as you do.
This is probably the best I've found so far, bit pervy, but that's how we like it.
NSFW! http://g.e-hentai.org/g/443574/0a6a3e6842/

 

[CorNokZ]

Michael O'leary quotes (Ryanair owner) I like him
favourite:
On upright seating: "I'd love to operate aircraft where we take out the back ten rows and put in hand rails. We'd say if you want to stand, it's five euros. People say 'Oh but the people standing may get killed if there's a crash'. Well, with respect, the people sitting down might get killed as well"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/9522319/Michael-OLearys-most-memorable-quotes.html

Stephen McNamara is better. Ryanair was setting up in a Danish airport and told the employees not to be part of a union, which of course got the unions out of their chairs and making banners etc.

"Our employees have the right to negotiate with us directly, without interference from any useless unions, be they Danish or Irish."

"Ryanair's employees have the right to be part of a union; The Foreign Legion or the Girl Scouts"

http://www.b.dk/english/ryanair-flies-into-labour-turbulence

What a mayn!

 

[Cyradix]

Errrr.... whot?

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Cyradix]

 

[gohan]

Errrr.... whot?

how racist.........

 

[CorNokZ]

Putin saves the Cranes on a regular wednesday afternoon


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq1DEu5-aWo

 

[Ormorof]

Stephen McNamara is better. Ryanair was setting up in a Danish airport and told the employees not to be part of a union, which of course got the unions out of their chairs and making banners etc.

"Our employees have the right to negotiate with us directly, without interference from any useless unions, be they Danish or Irish."

"Ryanair's employees have the right to be part of a union; The Foreign Legion or the Girl Scouts"

http://www.b.dk/english/ryanair-flies-into-labour-turbulence

What a mayn!

I once had a job in the UK where part of my contract stated that i agreed that joining a union would be a sackable offence

 

[old.user4556]

God I love Britney.


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elueA2rofoo


I love the chorus in this song. I'd quite happily fag about my flat like Louie Spence to this song.

 

[Job]

Just like Kylie, she can do no wrong.

 

[Access Denied]

Till it fell off tbqfh.