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[old.user4556]

I saw a tweet from Jezza saying there was no TG this year.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Aye, didnae wanna compete with x factor.

 

[Raven]

fingers crossed!

 

[Lamp]

View: http://youtu.be/67Hxl_yt9Ec

 

[caLLous]

I hit a dead horse on the road at 6am this morning. Some knobber was coming at me in the other lane with full-beams on, I was paying more attention to trying to get him to dip his lights (because I could see approx. fuck all) than what was on my side of the road. He finally dips his lights and blam there's a massive lump in the road about 30 metres in front of me. I swerved (was doing 90ish km/h) and managed to only glance off of it, but it still completely messed the front right corner up (light cluster, bonnet, front panel above wheel, door). Could've been a LOT worse. :\

 

[old.user4556]

Remind me Cal, are you in France?

 

[caLLous]

Yup, limit was 90.

 

[old.user4556]

Pictures of sunflower fields please!

 

[Gwadien]

Pictures of sunflower fields please!

Sunflowers = France, this is true, I remember my dad talking to the Nagivator aka Mother, saying, are you sure this is the main road? - as we drove like 30 miles down a straight road, nothing in sight but sunflowers.

 

[Raven]

Who the fuck leaves a dead horse in the middle of the road?!

 

[Gwadien]

Who the fuck leaves a dead horse in the middle of the road?!

French people........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

 

[Zarjazz]

Who the fuck leaves a dead horse in the middle of the road?!

I know. What an inconsiderate mare for dying there.

 

[Aoami]

Im surprised no one had eaten it

 

[old.user4556]

http://www.engadget.com/2012/08/31/...gloves-hands-in-video/?a_dgi=aolshare_twitter

Great for winter sports, or a new gadget to make you look like an even bigger cunt?

 

[Lamp]

I've found a tub of hair fudge in a drawer

Its got to be 10 years old at least. Smells fantastic. Good enough to eat. The colour has gone from being a spermy white to rotting earwax yellow.

Time to chuck it out I think

 

[Nate]

I hit a dead horse on the road at 6am this morning. Some knobber was coming at me in the other lane with full-beams on, I was paying more attention to trying to get him to dip his lights (because I could see approx. fuck all) than what was on my side of the road. He finally dips his lights and blam there's a massive lump in the road about 30 metres in front of me. I swerved (was doing 90ish km/h) and managed to only glance off of it, but it still completely messed the front right corner up (light cluster, bonnet, front panel above wheel, door). Could've been a LOT worse. :\

I have been given the super powers of perfect 20 20 hind sight and deem that you should have slowed down when you realised you couldn't see anything when driving at "90ish km/h".

http://www.engadget.com/2012/08/31/...gloves-hands-in-video/?a_dgi=aolshare_twitter

Great for winter sports, or a new gadget to make you look like an even bigger cunt?

Massive cuntyness there.

 

[Draylor]

Ffs, who broke Amazon?

Cunts

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Lamp]

BBC / Horizon / iPlayer: How Small is the Universe?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01mmrc0/Horizon_20122013_How_Small_is_the_Universe/

 

[CorNokZ]

 

[old.Tohtori]

Think i'm excited about metal gear again for the longest time.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Until the world accepts me running down the street in stockings, wearing a cheerleader skirt, skull covered tanktop and a foxtail tied to both of my ears while singing justin biebers baby in french, freedom of choice is dead.

 

[Lakih]

Until the world accepts me running down the street in stockings, wearing a cheerleader skirt, skull covered tanktop and a foxtail tied to both of my ears while singing justin biebers baby in french, freedom of choice is dead.

Whats stopping you?
And if you decide to go... make sure to film it and post on FH

 

[Gwadien]

CorNokZ Could you find the originals for those gifs please, can't post them on FB

 

[Lamp]

7:30pm and I have to put lights on. Feck this getting-dark-earlier-shite. Roll on December 22 so the days can start getting lighter again. I'm quite happy to hibernate till then, wake up for an hour, scratch my balls, eat 12 roast dinners, then go back to sleep until March. Winter bollocks. Feck.

 

[Lamp]

http://inhumanexperiment.blogspot.co.uk/2010/03/curious-case-of-human-hibernation.html

 

[CorNokZ]

CorNokZ Could you find the originals for those gifs please, can't post them on FB

sure, let me just do that since I have nothing better to do with my time, unlike you obviously

 

[Gwadien]

sure, let me just do that since I have nothing better to do with my time, unlike you obviously

Pfft - I liked the mobility scooter one, but I couldn't find it

 

[Lakih]

Pfft - I liked the mobility scooter one, but I couldn't find it

Its on youtube aswell...
View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=efyrzAewjz8

longer version though

 

[Lamp]

lovely ladies