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old.Tohtori

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Assuming you start when you're 18 years old, and carry on until you're, lets say, 95 years old, allowing for 6 hours sleep a night, an hour for eating/ going to the toilet, an hour a week for shopping, would it be possible to watch all the porn on the internet before you die?

28.105 days of life.
674.520 hours.
196.735 away for eat/sleep/poop.
4004 away for shopping.

473.781 left for porn.

One hour of video(rough) can be 0.5gb(for sake of argument, easy to change). The 200.000.000 gb on the net(ish) would be 400.000.000 hours.

So if you're a real trooper and watch 500.000 hours of porn during your life, you'd have around 399.500.000 left.
 

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Hmm, you'd need to deduct a percentage of stuff you just wouldn't / can't watch (eg nasty German stuff, illegal, stuff you just don't dig etc etc), say 10%, but even then probably far too much for one person to see in one lifetime.
 

Access Denied

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I don't know, I'm giving it my best shot at viewing every single piece of lesbian porn on the internet before I die!
 

soze

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If I find proof this is real I am gonna need a splint. Now she is legal she has been begging for it :)
 

Sydrik

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Legit or not....

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
 

Billargh

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Sorry guys, I believe this is the original. I've taken the liberty of spoilering it, in case it ruins your dreams.
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Shagrat

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well from a technical viewpoint, thats some nice editing :)

and she still looks hot..
 

Ormorof

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if you have the option of the truth or the legend... go with the legend :)
 

Nate

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Why do I keep getting random invites to groups I've never heard of before by people I don't know/don't have on friends list in steam? ;o
 

old.user4556

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See, and I thought I was the only one that thought she had a bit of man about her.

You sure you're not a closet gay-boy Gaff?!
 

DaGaffer

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I have dined upon a broad buffet of female forms in my time. (which is literary speak for "I'm not that fussy").
 

Wazzerphuk

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If anyone fancies her then if they lived in Ancient Greece, they would have definitely been bumming boys.
 

Scouse

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I don't find her attractive. Or Keira Knightley. But I'd fuck 'em both.

When it comes to a spud-drain I'm not fussy either.
 

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I would bang that till her father and his 16 mates found us and shot me dead. Even my corpse would have a smile on the face.

I recognise that background. Looks like the hotel by St Pancras station.
 

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