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[Billargh]

His "Hwah!" after he kicks the light out makes this video infinitely better.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Fake but suprisingly not gay

 

[cHodAX]

Liverpool and Everton aren't exactly far apart

View attachment 10161

A low yield nuke could take them both out if aimed properly!

 

[cHodAX]

AC Milan and Internazionale, can't get closer than that

Incest.

 

[Job]

Nah scousers > cockroaches

 

[Nate]

The only two things to survive a nuclear holocaust?

 

[Job]

'Why did the device not detonate comrade?'
'We have checked the telemetry captain, the uranium was stolen out of the weapon 2 miliseconds before impact'
'Are you sure?'
'Yes ,it's on Ebay allready..user...davolfcrulz'
'we must act before it falls into the wrong hands'
'I don't think we need to worry, he's selling it ready wrapped in spliffs'

 

[Lamp]

IFA Berlin this afternoon.

http://b2b.ifa-berlin.com/en/

https://www.facebook.com/SamsungMobile/app_366547110058162

 

[DaGaffer]

IFA Berlin this afternoon.

http://b2b.ifa-berlin.com/en/

https://www.facebook.com/SamsungMobile/app_366547110058162

Its only a bloody phone. I was more interested in seeing that B&N are bringing ther Nook to the UK. Will be good to have some competition for Kindle.

 

[Zarjazz]

Will be good to have some competition for Kindle.

I think that's called a book.

 

[Lamp]

You'll never catch me with one of those bloody kindle things. There's no soul to them.
Old fashioned paper books for me all day long.

 

[Gwadien]

Funny how Notts County is in the city and Notts Forest is in the County

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Three identical post office contents insurance quotes, except total cost to cover:

£15k - £380+
£20k - £191
£25k - £198

er?

 

[rynnor]

Three identical post office contents insurance quotes, except total cost to cover:

£15k - £380+
£20k - £191
£25k - £198

er?

Poor people making scam claims is what that suggests - or just living in crime ridden areas but it is a bit odd.

 

[Lamp]

Well, thats my next phone sorted:

http://www.pocket-lint.com/news/47178/samsung-galaxy-note-2-announced

Available October.

 

[caLLous]

It looks great (I'll take mine in titanium grey plskthx) but I just don't see how it can be an everyday, pocketable phone at that size (15cm x 8cm). It's fucking huge.

Size notwithstanding, I much prefer the styling to that of the S3.

 

[Lamp]

Looks really nice:
http://www.engadget.com/2012/08/29/samsung-galaxy-note-ii-hands-on/

I like how you can take notes while mid-call, and playing resizable video on top of running apps is really cool

 

[Lamp]

Apple's 4S pixel density still unmatched. 320-odd iphone; 260-odd SGN2

 

[old.user4556]

The iPhone 5 is going to have to be something prettttttyyyy special regardless of dpi - these new android handsets have come a long way.

 

[Scouse]

The only two things to survive a nuclear holocaust?

Probably.

Scousers cannot be killed by conventional weapons.

 

[Lamp]

Who says physics doesn't have a kinky side to it?

 

[caLLous]

It seems like Samsung have actually taken a step back with the PPI on the Note II, down from 285 on the original to 267.

 

[Lamp]

Still more than my current SGS2 which has 218 (I think)

 

[Lamp]

Assuming you start when you're 18 years old, and carry on until you're, lets say, 95 years old, allowing for 6 hours sleep a night, an hour for eating/ going to the toilet, an hour a week for shopping, would it be possible to watch all the porn on the internet before you die?

 

[Access Denied]

Nope, there's always more porn!

 

[Madmaxx]

lets hope so or some of us are going to have a boring retirement.

 

[Lamp]

Apple is not lying when it says that this laptop is 'not just an ordinary laptop'. It really isn't.Firstly, the specs speak for themselves; An Intel Dual Core i5 (Ivy Bridge), with a 2.5GHz processor, with a hefty 4GB (I upgraded to 8GB via crucial.com), and a massive 500GB HD Drive

lol....I can go through 500GB in a day.

 

[Nate]

I wonder how much porn is uploaded per day.

Google doesn't have the answer! IT IS UN-KNOWABLE!

 

[Lamp]

I'd say those figures are too low

 

[old.Tohtori]

I wonder how much porn is uploaded per day.

Google doesn't have the answer! IT IS UN-KNOWABLE!

F*ck google, this is Freddyshouse;

Well according to this; http://www.forbes.com/sites/julieruvolo/2011/09/07/how-much-of-the-internet-is-actually-for-porn/ 4% of internet is porn.

According to this; http://www.wisegeek.com/how-big-is-the-internet.htm

"It may be that what most people mean when they ask the size of the Internet is how many bytes it takes up. Estimating that is a fairly difficult task, but one person made an estimate not so long ago who can probably be trusted to have a good idea. Eric Schmidt, the CEO of Google, the world’s largest index of the Internet, estimated the size at roughly 5 million terabytes of data. That’s over 5 billion gigabytes of data, or 5 trillion megabytes. Schmidt further noted that in its seven years of operations, Google has indexed roughly 200 terabytes of that, or .004% of the total size."

200.000 terabytes of it is porn, that's 200.000.000 gigabytes.

Porn has been on the world wide webbers since 1991.

That's 21 years, or 7665 days.

Divide the amount by the days and it's about 26092 gigabytes / day.

Rough estimate is rough?