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[megadave]

Sausages are just great though. To be fair it's a silly argument since there's enough space in my life and on my plate for both.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Bacon wrapped sausages, best of both worlds.

 

[Ormorof]

Bacon wrapped sausages, best of both worlds.

Bacon sausages wrapped in bacon?

I saw a pickle sausage the other day - perfect for hot dogs, thats one less condiment you need to worry about!

 

[old.Tohtori]

YEah pickle sausages wrapped in bacon(with cheese in between) is a capitalistic megasnack

Especially the Kabanossi ones, excellent.

 

[Nate]

There was a comedy show on late last night, hosted by Cuntell Brand. Lee Mack was on there though and I'm sure I heard every joke he put out before in one of his shows years ago. Whats with that!?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

http://www.nme.com/blog/index.php?b...ey_wouldn_t_get_away_with_it_now_1&more=1&c=1

 

[TdC]

bacon-wrapped bacon sausages! /thread

 

[Nate]

In a baconwich?

 

[gohan]

covered in bacon?

 

[Raven]

Bacon wrapped in bacon, fried in bacon fat encased in bacon, in a roll.

With red sauce.

 

[gohan]

Bacon wrapped in bacon, fried in bacon fat encased in bacon, in a roll.

With red sauce.

brown....

 

[Lamp]

some sausages are good, some are bad - but i have yet to experience bad bacon...

The best sausages I ever had were from Leicester. Near Broughton Astley (sp.) (if anyone knows the place).

 

[Wazzerphuk]

With red sauce.

Menstrual blood?

It's ketchup ffs.

 

[gohan]

If you're some yank plick, other wise it's plain old tomato sauce!!!


And is BBQ sauce's dull cousin

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Not content on providing original, shit drama, the Beeb now want to piss all over one of the greats by making a shit version of something for no reason:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19288852

 

[Raven]

First one was shit.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

The judge in a high profile US patent trial involving Apple and Samsung has said the iPhone maker's lawyer must be on drugs if he thought she would accept his list of potential witnesses.

"Unless you're smoking crack you know these witnesses aren't going to be called" said Judge Lucy Koh.

Haha, fuck you Apple.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19287798

 

[Lamp]

In Chinese, - apparently (according to certain Elders of the Internet) - the same word can mean 9 or more different things, depending not on its context, but by the tone you use to say it. Japanese is way easier.

 

[pcg79]

In Chinese, - apparently (according to certain Elders of the Internet) - the same word can mean 9 or more different things, depending not on its context, but by the tone you use to say it. Japanese is way easier.

9 in cantonese, 4 in mandarin

 

[Raven]

brown....

Get. The. Fuck. Out.

Brown with sausages, red with bacon.

 

[Punishment]

BBQ with everything, even in ham sanditches.

Mmm Saaaaaanditches

 

[Raven]

Mosquitos 0 - 8 Me

have it you little fuckers. 1st summer in years without puss weeping bites on my legs ( I am allergic to mosquito bites)

 

[Aoami]

Get. The. Fuck. Out.

Brown with sausages, red with bacon.

Lol, behave. HP with all breakfast food. Red sugar water has no place on any respectable fan of breakfast foods plate.

 

[Punishment]

Brown sauce tastes of ass and vinegar.

 

[Lamp]

Watching episode 2 of Ken Hom Exploring China. Now I want Chinese food

 

[Raven]

With red sauce.

 

[Punishment]

It's a dark and lonely place at 1am in a pitch black carpark with a bag of prawn crackers in one hand and choc ice in the other.

A deliciously satisfying place though where you can become one with the "nom"

 

[Raven]

You hanging out with Ashley Cole and Park?

 

[Aoami]

I bet Ron Swanson doesnt have ketchup, and only doesn't use HP because he's American.

 

[Lamp]

http://www.ablazewithlight.com/cityscapes.html#.UC7B9vZlQrU