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[mooSe_]

the chat from my most recent SC2 game. (Reads from bottom to top)

Spoiler

 

[Raven]

Horror movie of the year

She is number one on my to do list.

 

[cHodAX]

Aye, have to agree, she makes my balls swell with excitement!

 

[Raven]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-19284222

I'll be buying it!

 

[cHodAX]

End of an era.

 

[DaGaffer]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-19284222

I'll be buying it!

Was always a Beano man myself.

 

[Edmond]

Pizza man just delivered my pizza, and as he handed me the box he said these immortal words 'evening, the usual for you'

Fuck!, i either need to order from somewhere else, change what i have or stop eating so much fucking pizza

 

[Nate]

Why?

Are you not allowed to be on one sentence conversation status with pizza delivery men?

Is there something you're not telling us?

 

[Aoami]

 

[Job]

Oour dog is called dandy

 

[old.user4556]

SLAPPA DA BASS MON


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5FMycFbnUM&feature=related

 

[Raven]

nails it.

 

[Lakih]

nails it.

That shit takes some balls though, and post it on the internet aswell... (from the comments on youtube it seems like Emiliy actually liked it).

 

[Lakih]

That shit takes some balls though, and post it on the internet aswell... (from the comments on youtube it seems like Emiliy actually liked it).

I should probobly have quoted Aoami instead of Raven though... that would have made more sense

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[old.Tohtori]

http://www.ossimantylahti.com/2012/08/black-mannerheim/

In essence; same as if they made a movie about Churchill and the actor was black

 

[old.Tohtori]

RAndom fact of the day; You know those splashscreens, annoying things in games you can't skip with the company who made it yada yada? Well, the game is loading during that time so it's either those, or a loading thingy you have to stare at.

 

[Lamp]

Sly Stallone's 90 year old mother:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...ut-pout-Hollywood-premiere-son-Slys-film.html

 

[Nate]

I have noticed that some uninstalls take ages, is this a conspiracy for me to give up and just keep the shit on my computer?! Fucking bing bar, where the fuck did that come from?!?!?!?! 5 minutes to uninstall my arse.

 

[Fast]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YE9Kthyaco

 

[MYstIC G]

Sly Stallone's 90 year old mother

She could play the Alien in Alien without make up... *shudder*

 

[Fast]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdByz1AsHT4&feature=related


Another that amuses me.

 

[megadave]

Everyone wanks off about bacon on the internet but sausages are obviously better. Why is that?

 

[CorNokZ]

Everyone wanks off about bacon on the internet but sausages are obviously better. Why is that?

peons the lot.. Sausages comes in so many variantions, shapes, sizes and tastes

 

[CorNokZ]

If she doesn't splash his cocks with pussy she is a cunt and he deserves better

dat speech at the end

 

[Raven]

Everyone wanks off about bacon on the internet but sausages are obviously better. Why is that?

Troll.

 

[Ormorof]

some sausages are good, some are bad - but i have yet to experience bad bacon...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Everyone wanks off about bacon on the internet but sausages are obviously better. Why is that?

I can kind of see where you're coming from, bacon must be hard to stick up your bum.

 

[old.user4556]

Unless you're Wij, then a baseball pitch should get it there.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Everyone wanks off about bacon on the internet but sausages are obviously better. Why is that?

Wrongest thing I think I've ever read on the internet.