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[Lamp]

10K won't change your life. You'll go to work as normal

10m WILL change your life. Assuming you really love your job, you'll phone your boss up and say I won't be in for a couple of weeks, I've just wont a fortune on the lottery. I'll see you in 2 weeks. If you don't like it, fire me, I don't need the money. Assuming you couldn't give a flying feck about your job, you'll double, triple, quadruple check the money's in your account, its all legal, its all yours, then you'll go out, get drunk, then think about what to do with your life.

 

[Cyradix]

If I win 10m I would go in to the office and demand a big pay raise and threaten to quit by the end of the day if I don't get it.
Always wondered what would happen

The massive shit on the desk is a close second...

But honestly I think I wouldn't even bother going in to the office one last time.
If they need their laptop back they can come pick it up. I'll leave it outside by the door cause I'll be at the travel agency...

 

[old.user4556]

I wouldn't waste another second of my life with my employer, I would send my boss a courtesy text message that I was not returning and that would be the end of it.

 

[cHodAX]

Go in, late, don't say a word in appology. Go to lunch 30 mins after arriving, come back 3 hours after that, drunk. Walk into your managers office and take a massive shit right on his keyboard.... with or without him present. Then don't even leave, just carry on working like nothing happened.

Love it, thanks for adding to my bucketlist!

 

[cHodAX]

Personally I have a number of quite detailed plans dependant on how much I might win but here is a rough overview.

£1 million is very sraightforward but the plan would enable me to buy a nice house and leave me very secure for the rest of my life whilst giving me the funds to start my own business.

£10 million and over is a bit more complicated because as much as it sounds initially, when you start buying property, cars, gifts etc for family and friends it starts to run away with itself. For that amount you need alot more planning or you can burn through millions before the reality sinks in about how much money you have really given away.

As for the Euromillions jackpot this week. Well, it would take some doing to spend that in a lifetime unless you are dumb as fuck! All my cousins, aunts, uncles, friends etc would get £100,000 each which I think is generous but not a stupid amount where it could destroy lives. My immediate family would not be given huge sums of cash either but I would buy them all amazing houses and make sure they have a comfortable income. My nephews and god-daughter would all have trust funds set up, securing their futures and making the best education available possible should they want it. My mum could have anything she wanted, end of story. Oh and as for me, a stunning villa in the Canary Islands to use as a base while I travel the planet for the following 5 years. Then finally move to New Zealand to buy a vineyard, settle down into comfortable middle-age and start a family, spend 2 days a week at the beach and 2 days in the mountains.

Oh and shit on my bosses keyboard, obviously!

 

[Raven]

I have one plan. Build a house in the middle of nowhere and build a 50 foot wall around it.

 

[cHodAX]

I have one plan. Build a house in the middle of nowhere and build a 50 foot wall around it.

Buy an island, set up your own country. You don't answer to anyone then.

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/

 

[Lamp]

middle-age

depressing phrase

The better way to look on it is "I've got 19 years experience of being 21"

 

[cHodAX]

omfg, gifv!!

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/pakatoa-island.htm

 

[Lamp]

"add to basket" lol

 

[cHodAX]

"add to basket" lol

I can do 30 million NZ dollars in monopoly money!

 

[mooSe_]

lol there's also a "my islands" tab

"view your entire island list"

oh ffs I have so many islands I they don't all fit on page 1

 

[DaGaffer]

Couple of houses (here and in the UK), a Yacht - nothing too fancy, about 100-110ft, but a proper Explorer boat that could go anywhere, not some St.Tropez gin palace. Family would be sorted, but fortunately my family is small and the missus doesn't have much to do with most of hers so that would be easier (although some proper n'er do wells would come out of the woodwork no doubt). Out of 190m I could give away/spend about 50m without too much difficulty, then pot the rest into low/medium/high risk portfolio (high risk being a mix of high tech and personal VC stuff). Spend the rest of my life trying to make sure my kids didn't grow up to be arseholes.

 

[cHodAX]

This sucks, no one wants to bang high class hookers and snort coke anymore with their lottery winnings!

Steel Panther will be appalled!

 

[old.Tohtori]

"To be honest i can't tell a lie" must be the weirdest f*cking sentence.

 

[Lamp]

I'd put my name down for a seat on a Virgin Galaxy flight for sure.
Maybe even a space tourist on a Soyuz spacecraft (although $30m is a large chunk out of your winnings)

You can do a sub-orbital flight for a very affordable $110,000

http://www.spaceadventures.com

 

[Overdriven]

140m would be 120m into a 5% saving account (A nice extra 6m a year on that..) then the rest would be on travelling, toys and sorting family out. Would just travel the world and only come back at Christmas.

Note: Probably buy a personal trainer for 35k a year, and live at the gym. If I became a socialite in the process, I'd want to look my best

 

[Lamp]

Bedtime reading

http://www3.imperial.ac.uk/pls/portallive/docs/1/35229712.PDF

 

[Shagrat]

Bedtime reading

http://www3.imperial.ac.uk/pls/portallive/docs/1/35229712.PDF

christ thats a bit mind blowing

 

[Billargh]

I'd love it for one of you to win and do gohans whole 'shit on the desk routine', then for your boss to drop his pants and take an even bigger shit next to yours, just to intimidate.

His cock is also twice the size of yours.

 

[Lamp]

christ thats a bit mind blowing

Aye

Think about it. 2-5pm. May. That means warm weather and blue skies. You want to be outside having a few beers watching scantily clad women. One look at question 3, and that would be it from me. Straight down the pub

 

[Lamp]

3 milliseconds — a housefly's wing flap

 

[Raven]

.3 milliseconds, my slipper spreading the fly all over the wall.

 

[cHodAX]

His cock is also twice the size of yours.

Don't talk bollocks, no one has a 26 inch cock!

 

[Lamp]

Just found out Google has installed permanently running "GoogleUpdateTasksUser" programs on my PC. Sneaky bastards. Only found out by accidently clicking on "Scheduled Tasks" in Control Panel.

/delete /delete / delete !!

http://antivirus.about.com/od/windowsbasics/ht/googleupdate.htm

 

[old.Tohtori]

Bought bottom(all seasons and live shows), little britain 1-3 and modern family season 1 DVDs from a co-worker for 20€. Moving so he's selling craploads

 

[Everz]

Two days in. Unemployment sucks .

 

[Raven]

Get a job ya' bum

You still at Uni?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah, you lout, go to the "We hand out jobs while we shine your shoes" department of offices and get yourself one

I can say that now since i'm employed and obviously superior to all subhumans

 

[caLLous]

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