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[old.Tohtori]

Not really. She was just playing at being an MP. She had a responsibility to her constituents and lasted just two years. Plus, it looks like she's more interested in US politics - she's just launched a "rival" to twitter for the US elections...

Gives women a bad name IMO. Like CEO's who get the job then fuck off and have kids...

Yeah, silly women thinkig they can do politics. Should've just kept to sammiches.

 

[Aoami]

she is a fucking terrible politician though. fancied herself as a bit of celeb. possibility more camerons fault than her own though.

 

[Scouse]

Yeah, silly women thinkig they can do politics. Should've just kept to sammiches.

Clearly not what I was saying at all...

 

[old.user4556]

Aaaaaaaaaaaand it's gone.

 

[Aoami]

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still one of the greatest things to have ever been on tv.

"im a chicken"
"IM A CHICKEN FUCKER"

 

[old.user4556]

"imagine you're on the internet, on a forum, it's all green.."

"I'M UP TO MY KNEES IN FUCKING COWPAT"

 

[old.Tohtori]

Clearly not what I was saying at all...

Clearly not. Did you need a smilie to know it's not a serious comment? I'm happy to provide one next time if it helps you.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Confusing people on omegle, so much fun.

 

[Mey]

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still one of the greatest things to have ever been on tv.

"im a chicken"
"IM A CHICKEN FUCKER"

I totally belief tourettes is really but I can't help pissing myself that they could just be taking the piss and it's the biggest ongoing joke in the world

 

[Billargh]

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Aoami]

http://deadspin.com/5931360/new-yor...eter-to-miss-rest-of-season-due-to-sex-change

 

[Gwadien]

I thought you got a fine if you were in the bus/Olympic lanes?

 

[Lamp]

I opened a mars bar today. Apparently the Martians love vodka...

 

[Lamp]

I thought you got a fine if you were in the bus/Olympic lanes?

Depends. You have to check the signs on each lane separately. Some roads are fucked up. You can use the olympic lanes for a bit, then the signs change and you're kicked out. TfL will make a fortune.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well damn, talked to a random person on omegle and either it's a 40 year old hairy guy from toronto, or an actual female uni student from puerto rico.

Win win scenario!

 

[old.user4556]

That is awesome, I couldn't agree more.

The thing is, I felt that I was turning into a grumpy isolated anti-social prick with my moans and rants about "baby pictures ad nauseum" on Facebook, or "Wow, just ate my dinner, life is wonderful" every time someone eats something. However, it turns out that I'm not alone.

 

[old.user4556]

A Facebook update a "friend" of mine made yesterday:

"Two loads of washing done; carpets hoovered; bathroom and kitchen cleaned; floors swept and mopped; food shopping done and fruit soaking for the Irish Brack....I think I can safely say I've earned my cup of tea in front of the tennis!!! C'MON ANDY!!!!!"

Who cares? Who actual fucking cares about your boring-as-fuck household chores?

 

[old.Tohtori]

You should post; "You forgot to make my sammich b*tch".

 

[Billargh]

That is awesome, I couldn't agree more.

The thing is, I felt that I was turning into a grumpy isolated anti-social prick with my moans and rants about "baby pictures ad nauseum" on Facebook, or "Wow, just ate my dinner, life is wonderful" every time someone eats something. However, it turns out that I'm not alone.

I doubt anyone really gives much of a shit G, you just seem to be the most vocal about it I have you to thank for the Unbaby.me extension anyway, I'll be forever grateful.

 

[Aoami]

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/gf-general-forum/71943-kriss-akabusi-stories.html

what?

 

[Madmaxx]

some awkwards moments


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iFgQ47-BGE&feature=g-all-lik

 

[Madmaxx]

 

[Lamp]

Samsung Galaxy Note 2 - release date 29 August 2012

- 5.5 inch full HD screen
- same quad-core processor as the Galazy S3

http://www.pcauthority.com.au/News/310967,samsung-galaxy-note-2-set-for-august-29th-launch.aspx


(Oh, and rumours about Apple will release an iPhone 5 October-ish)

 

[Lamp]

I'm hearing the iphone5 will be a 4 inch retina screen, quad core, 16GB ram, 10% thinner, and a 16:9 display. Apparently it will "shame" the S3. Thats fighting talk! None of which will convince me to get one. Sticking with Android. Am very interested in the Samsung Note 2 tho...

 

[Aoami]

it may well shame the s3, but cost 12 times as much.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I could shame my whole family by prancing around in womens underwear in the street, doesn't make me better though

 

[Raven]

I'm hearing the iphone5 will be a 4 inch retina screen, quad core, 16GB ram, 10% thinner, and a 16:9 display. Apparently it will "shame" the S3. Thats fighting talk! None of which will convince me to get one. Sticking with Android. Am very interested in the Samsung Note 2 tho...

It will be a bag of wank like the other I-phones. I am sure they will market it well though!

 

[megadave]

What aspect of it will shame the s3 then?

 

[Raven]

It's apple, therefore hipsters can look down their nose at people who don't buy into the over-hyped nonsense