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[caLLous]

Court clerk watched hardcore porn as sex attack victim gave evidence during trial because he was 'bored'

 

[old.Tohtori]

"indecent pseudo images of children and extreme porn"...then... "Prosecutor Annabel Darlow told the court how Judge Seed noticed ‘cartoon-like’ images on his clerk’s computer but was unable to ascertain whether they were sexual."

Quite possible it was hentai, but viewed as kiddieporn and extreme porn. Sex offender list though? Bit harshy.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2012-05/02/android-market-game-piracy

 

[Raven]

Pretty shocking numbers! He is absolutely right regarding Steam - Hopefully they do read wired.

There is a steam app but it's only the social content really, it would be nice if they extended it to games too, bypassing the android store completely. If Google don't cooperate, cut them out of the loop. You don't have to distribute via the Google store!

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Teedles, talk to me about this tourist smoke ban your FACIST NAZI government are trying to put in?

I hear it will probably not affect 'Dam but has been put into place in some other regions/towns?

 

[Cyradix]

 

[caLLous]

http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2012-05/02/android-market-game-piracy

Uh-oh, he called you a dick in that article. That's gotta sting...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Cocktease dance if i'm not mistaken; open, open, hands off titties, hands off titties, open open.

 

[Cerb]

I think it's called the "Dougie"

A lot of sports stars were doing it over here after scoring last year.

 

[megadave]

What a fucking fine titty bitch

 

[Cerb]

Titty is a fucking great word.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Titty is a fucking great word.

Titty, tatas, melons, knockers, titanics, tits, bumpers, chesticles, blouse pillows...my favorite ofcourse PUPPIES! *gropey motion*...aaaand many many more, doesn't really matter what you call them, they're awesome.

 

[Lamp]

Titty, tatas, melons, knockers, titanics, tits, bumpers, chesticles, blouse pillows

We need those translated into Finnish pls. Never know when you need to speak the lingo to get your end away

 

[Tuthmes]

We need those translated into Finnish pls. Never know when you need to speak the lingo to get your end away

Visiting Finland atm Lamp?

 

[Lamp]

No, but you never know when a 22 yr old drop dead gorgeous Finnish Billionairess virgin will randomly come up to you and offer you £300,000,000 if you know 5 Finnish words for boobies...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Tits = Tissit
Breasts = rinnat

The others, well, you don't need to know others as you couldn't pronounce them anyway

Ah well, doesn't hurt;

Bosat, Daisarit, Hinkit, Kannut, Kellukkeet, Lollot, Meijerit, Melonit, Munkit, Tisut, Pullat, Utareet.

Oh and do remember; tissimaito on parasta kahvimaitoa, ergo, tittymilk is the best coffemilk.

 

[Job]

Travis Pastrana, living the dream.

 

[old.user4556]

What a fucking fine titty bitch

She wants my cum. Every last drop. Saw this on Facebook:

http://www.highsnobiety.com/news/2012/05/01/kate-upton-by-terry-richardson/

 

[Lamp]

What a drought!

 

[Lamp]

Samsung galaxy S3 unveiled tomorrow

http://www.phonesreview.co.uk/2012/05/02/follow-phones-review-may-3-for-samsung-sgs3-event/

 

[Punishment]

Im still leaning towards the HTC One X tbh

 

[old.user4556]

A woman's poem:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self employed,
and when I spend, won't get annoyed.
He'll pull out my chair and hold my hand,
massage my feet and help me stand.

A blokes poem:

I pray for a deaf mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits and a fanny tighter than a mouses waistcoat.One who owns a pub and loves the taste of cum and occasionally takes it up the arse.This doesn't even rhyme but who gives a fuck, poetry's for women!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Or if you need a similarum;

Now i lay you now i sleep.

 

[cHodAX]

Love it!

 

[cHodAX]

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-tallest-tower-building-the-shard/4od#3333316

Pretty amazing stuff.

 

[BloodOmen]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...arrested-daughter-5-burned-tanning-booth.html

Bare witness to the human turd... I mean really? does she honestly think that tan looks good? perfect woman for "Should have gone to specsavers" advert.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Bare witness to the human turd... I mean really? does she honestly think that tan looks good? perfect woman for "Should have gone to specsavers" advert.

Isit 'cause she black?

 

[Poag]

Has anyone seen these in the underground?


Lovely poster dont you think, almost says "The Olympics are going to make you late, enjoy!"

this was has been staring back at me at Elephant and Castle this week. I noticed the guy in the bottom right on Tuesday. Middle Eastern complexion, stood apart from everyone else, staring into the group.


Terrorist. *nods*

https://www.dropbox.com/s/voaqgmmzxx1uauq/2012-05-03 07.58.59.jpg