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[Shagrat]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...arrested-daughter-5-burned-tanning-booth.html

Bare witness to the human turd... I mean really? does she honestly think that tan looks good? perfect woman for "Should have gone to specsavers" advert.

urgh she's an awful colour

 

[cHodAX]

Yeah but at least we now have a potential bride for Mr Hankey!

 

[Tuthmes]

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[Tuthmes]

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[BloodOmen]

Yeah but at least we now have a potential bride for Mr Hankey!

Aye, we could even make a song up for her... Mrs Hankey the Sunbed poo she burns your kids so you dont have to!

 

[Edmond]

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and your telling me that Tulissa is 20x better than Kelly........i'll say it again, Fuck off!!

 

[Cerb]

List don't necessarily work in an exponential way...

 

[BloodOmen]

Basically the FHM list went something like this... FHM execs sitting around a table "Right who shall we have in first place? Tulisa? ok then, now lets claim the public voted for her" /wrists

 

[Sydrik]

Alas not, I know a guy who worked there for his Uni placement. They basically take the votes from people of their top 10 and allocate points. 1 for 10th, 2 for 9th etc etc then tot up the total and create the top 100. She may not have been number for everyone but she obv appeared in plenty of top 10s. Plus she had just appeared in a sex tape so was in the forefront of a lot of people minds.

On a separate note the fines imposed for fixing a vote count like this would be pretty substantial.

She wouldn't be my number one either, but then I didn't vote.

 

[cHodAX]

She probably wouldn't make my top 50 or top 100 just for the last 12 months. That said, I would happily stick my dick in her. Infact I would stick my dick in a meat mincer if it gave me the best orgjizzum ever!

 

[Sydrik]

The Worlds Largest Snake on c4 right now is one of the most interesting recent documentaries I've seen. 48ft long, 2ft high off the ground and wide enough to have to 'squeeze' through a regular doorway.

Go google Titanaboa.

 

[Lamp]

4ft long, 2ft high off the ground and wide enough to have to 'squeeze' through a regular doorway.

Bernie Ecclestone?

 

[cHodAX]

Whale cock.

 

[BloodOmen]

The Worlds Largest Snake on c4 right now is one of the most interesting recent documentaries I've seen. 48ft long, 2ft high off the ground and wide enough to have to 'squeeze' through a regular doorway.

Go google Titanaboa.

 

[Overdriven]

A fat girl got kicked off Nemesis today because she couldn't fit in the harness, imagine how she felt when 200 people were watching her.

 

[Raven]

I bet she needed a cake to make herself feel better.

 

[cHodAX]

I bet she needed a cake to make herself feel better.

The whole cake, with fries and an extra large diet soda!

 

[Lamp]

.odex files have something to do with dalvic cache

Eh? What?

Do I need a deodexed ROM?

 

[DaGaffer]

Basically the FHM list went something like this... FHM execs sitting around a table "Right who shall we have in first place? Tulisa? ok then, now lets claim the public voted for her" /wrists

Nope. Surprisingly. Its pretty honest, or it was anyway. I was there at the time of the aforementioned Gillian Anderson win, and that was when the mag was doing 1m copies a month.

 

[megadave]

There doing what? And why doesn't it have tittys in anymore?

 

[BloodOmen]

Nope. Surprisingly. Its pretty honest, or it was anyway. I was there at the time of the aforementioned Gillian Anderson win, and that was when the mag was doing 1m copies a month.

That can't be honest now, I refuse to believe people have voted Tulisa the sexiest woman in the world I'd sooner believe pigs could fly and politicians could tell the truth than that.

 

[Bigmac]

The Worlds Largest Snake on c4 right now is one of the most interesting recent documentaries I've seen. 48ft long, 2ft high off the ground and wide enough to have to 'squeeze' through a regular doorway.

Go google Titanaboa.

What a coincidence that is the name for my penis.

 

[cHodAX]

You changed his name from Mr Floppy by deed poll?

 

[old.Tohtori]

You changed his name from Mr Floppy by deed poll?

I think he meant regular.

 

[DaGaffer]

There doing what? And why doesn't it have tittys in anymore?

Website. I was sort of involved in the original FHM.com (its complicated - I ran a commercial partnership with them when I worked at CompuServe), but I also worked at EMAP myself before that, and my ex-wife was the marketing manager for Q, Empire and Mojo, and one of my mates was the publishing director for FHM and Arena, so I was kind "involved" with EMAP through most of the 90s. Fucking hated working for them full time though (I was on car magazines, which should have been cool, but really wasn't.)

 

[Tuthmes]

 

[Tuthmes]

 

[Cerb]

The IT guy where I work has the leather bound book case cover for his mac it's pretty cool. He also has one of his Iphone which is weird because it looks like a tiny tiny book.

 

[cHodAX]

Homosexual with S&M tendancies, definately.

 

[DaGaffer]

I want a lot of those things, the more useless the better.