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[Lamp]

too bloody true m8

 

[caLLous]

Did you call her a cow to her face? Try it, I'm sure it'll help calm her down.

 

[Lamp]

She was laughing her ass off, as I'm frequently moaning about her driving. She has her own car anyway (which she drives at 6 mph)

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Just reversed into a tree outside my house. Been doing the same manoevre in the same car for years. How the feck did I do that?! New tail light & bumper required. What a plonker. The Mrs is loving it. Cow.

How fast were you reversing?! Needs a whole new bumper?

 

[Lamp]

It was one of those fast confident not-thinking idiot reversals. And yep, the whole back bumper will need replacing as I can't replace just the corner where the whack was.

 

[georgie]

Just reversed into a tree outside my house. Been doing the same manoevre in the same car for years. How the feck did I do that?! New tail light & bumper required. What a plonker. The Mrs is loving it. Cow.

Did you utter the immortal words of "Where the fuck did that come from?"

 

[Olgaline]

show her the bill, that should change her mood

 

[Job]

http://www.lazygirls.info/Tina_Barrett/F_H_M_Jan_01_XuceZmE
Remember her from S-CLUB 7?..no reason, just tottie.

 

[Reno]

I doubt she still looks like that picture from jan 2001.

 

[CorNokZ]

 

[Aoami]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-17015699

lol

i cant get a job because i play computer games all day and dont go outside qqqqq

 

[gohan]

That's no excuse, I get plenty of jobs doing that xD

 

[Access Denied]

 

[Aoami]

my god

 

[TdC]

that's awesome

 

[soze]

Can't stop staring.

 

[MYstIC G]

*snip*

Glen tbfh: https://forums.freddyshouse.com/threads/the-bad-taste-joke-thread.238582/page-15#post-3849344

 

[Aoami]

internet glen. ive seen it on every website on the internet at least 300 times. and its not funny.

 

[Access Denied]

Damn you Mystic!! Beat me to it!

 

[MYstIC G]

internet glen. ive seen it on every website on the internet at least 300 times. and its not funny.

Then can the bitter and post it next time! We're relying on you damn it man!

 

[Gwadien]

http://www.redbullbedroomjam.com/band/atlantis/ Help a friend out!

Give that a listen and give it a rating! thanks boys and girls and other things!

 

[Lamp]

Car all fixed! Complete new rear bumper and entire light housing, parts & labour £100 + a drink in it for my m8. Would be looking at many times that if I'd gone to the BMW garage.

 

[CorNokZ]

Ah so you got an old Skoda bumper?

 

[Lamp]

a Lego one

 

[Job]

What about the tree?

 

[Lamp]

lol the tree just shrugged it off: "call that a whack!". He's out there now. Gloating.

I'm off to find a dog with a particularly full bladder...

 

[CorNokZ]

Sounds kinky Lamp.. What you gonna do to it?

 

[Lamp]

the usual...a few drinks, a meal, and see how the night goes...

 

[old.user4556]

.. with the dog? Or should I read a few more posts up...

 

[Sydrik]

No G, Im pretty sure he means the Dog...