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Vladamir

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Calaen

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DaGaffer said:
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I was assuming it was some sexist crap because they're both at the "wrong" side of the car for the petrol pump.
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It makes no sense to me :p if it is Select one it's shit!!! :)
 
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The statement is that Shell Select - She'll select what ever pump she wants, even if it's on the wrong side of the car, and therefore pretty dumb, and also it's pointing out that they're both driving 4x4's, which everyone knows burns your wallet, and only mafia bosses can drive them these days, because they're the only ones that can afford to drive the fuckers, so therefore, they're dumb, but rich, and have married a rich mafia boss, so the over all message is she'll select a welcoming mafia boss that drives 4x4's because they make them look sophisticated (I spelt sophisticated wrong, and did a spelling check, and another suggestion was domesticated, HAHAHA) , even though they're actually dumb, which can be presented through the given photo.
 
Calaen

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Gwadien said:
The statement is that Shell Select - She'll select what ever pump she wants, even if it's on the wrong side of the car, and therefore pretty dumb, and also it's pointing out that they're both driving 4x4's, which everyone knows burns your wallet, and only mafia bosses can drive them these days, because they're the only ones that can afford to drive the fuckers, so therefore, they're dumb, but rich, and have married a rich mafia boss, so the over all message is she'll select a welcoming mafia boss that drives 4x4's because they make them look sophisticated (I spelt sophisticated wrong, and did a spelling check, and another suggestion was domesticated, HAHAHA) , even though they're actually dumb, which can be presented through the given photo.
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wtf? The pumps in garages are meant to strecth to the other side of the car to allow people to keep the garage forecourt free from traffic. Suggesting they are dumb for doing so is pretty fucking stupid.

Sorry but that whole thing is total balls :p
 
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Calaen said:
wtf? The pumps in garages are meant to strecth to the other side of the car to allow people to keep the garage forecourt free from traffic. Suggesting they are dumb for doing so is pretty fucking stupid.

Sorry but that whole thing is total balls :p
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I was joking. hence why I involved the Mafia.
 
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Great lookalike:

Richar Kiel (original Jaws, 7'1") & Gary Tiplady (new Jaws, 7'3")

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Went out for a curry tonight. It was unbelievably ever so slightly disappointing. The food was tasty but a tad bland. No real kick. The pub opposite on the otherhand was awesome. A real locals pub. No gangster wannabes. No chavs. No attitude. No football scumbags. No baseball caps. No sky sports TV. No loud music. No darts board. No cockney accents. No students. Cute female bar staff. I think I've found a pub I actually like :D
 
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Yeah, a decent range of beer. A small very cosy pub. It was very busy, and for once it was filled with the sound of conversation - the sort of conversation you get on a sunday lunchtime in a far away pub in the country somewhere. People actually moved away from the bar to allow us to get served! I was seriously amazed at how much I liked it.
 
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Lamp said:
Went out for a curry tonight. It was unbelievably ever so slightly disappointing. The food was tasty but a tad bland. No real kick. The pub opposite on the otherhand was awesome. A real locals pub. No gangster wannabes. No chavs. No attitude. No football scumbags. No baseball caps. No sky sports TV. No loud music. No darts board. No cockney accents. No students. Cute female bar staff. I think I've found a pub I actually like :D
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How drunk were you - and be honest :D
 
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Felt like crap yesterday was in bed by 8:30

Up at 5 this morning. Feel bright as a button. Already done the Sainsburys shop (which was empty!) and shampooed the down stairs carpets. Now for a day of Skyrim before pub tonight!
 
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