....got off with a bird and started to feel a cold coming on....
Seeing as this would be off my gf's 1 1/2 yr old niece..
That was basically my bad taste joke.Sick bastard! Some lines even FH shouldn't cross.
I'm so hungover that when I saw this I instantly felt like vomiting
Just cooked sausages, beans & chips
unfortunately, being a mucky eater, I now have baked bean juice down my top
but I found a bottle of beer at the back of the fridge I had forgotton about
So someones just had their throat slit about a quater mile from my house, supremo!