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[Embattle]

He is one of those insufferable cunt sticks, everything he posts is bollocks.

 

[Jupitus]

He is one of those insufferable cunt sticks, everything he posts is bollocks.

Yup. Proper cunt, as we say here in the East End.

 

[Scouse]

Microplastic discovery in penises raises erectile dysfunction questions

The contaminants have also recently been found in testes and semen, amid concerns about falling male fertility

www.theguardian.com

Ingestion by breathing

 

[old.Osy]

WhatsApp users can now set HD quality as default for photos

WhatsApp last year introduced the option to let users send “HD photos,” keeping their original resolution with lower compression. However,...

9to5mac.com

 

[Tom]

How China treats its residents. By allowing spent boosters filled with extremely toxic chemicals to fall on their villages.

x.com

x.com

 

[Lamp]

Going to have a go at cooking squid. With hot Spanish paprika in a tomato sauce with garlic, lemon, and herbs It's either going to be delicious or a disaster. Anyone experienced at cooking squid?

 

[Scouse]

If you dodge the early ad, it's actually really cool:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_r-yfDtb4U

 

[Scouse]

Anyone experienced at cooking squid?

Nope. But have eaten a fair bit. Spicier the better

 

[Tom]

Think the nest of berbs is about to die. Mother disappeared 3 days ago, never to return. Probably eaten. Father tried his best, feeding them every few minutes, but it isn't enough, they need more than that. Also they're late in the year so it's hard for him to find caterpillars. Several are dead now, the flies can smell death and are hovering around in there. He's all but given up. So I think I'll let nature run its course and let the maggots eat them. They're not old enough for me to feed them myself. And after all, maggots = more flies = more pollinators = more food for more birds.

 

[Scouse]

Think the nest of berbs is about to die. Mother disappeared 3 days ago, never to return. Probably eaten. Father tried his best, feeding them every few minutes, but it isn't enough, they need more than that. Also they're late in the year so it's hard for him to find caterpillars. Several are dead now, the flies can smell death and are hovering around in there. He's all but given up. So I think I'll let nature run its course and let the maggots eat them. They're not old enough for me to feed them myself. And after all, maggots = more flies = more pollinators = more food for more birds.

So sad. Can you get some mealworms and put them on a table just outside the nest m8? That would stop him having to fly so far to find stuff.

They're under pressure from us, might have been hit by a car or eaten by a cat or just flew into a window. Baby thrush killed itself on my bedroom window two days ago. It's heartbreaking. And we've pretty much fucked the planet for 'em - I think you giving a helping hand is still letting 'nature take it's course" - it's also part of our nature to help.

 

[Lamp]

Things you wouldn't hear at the Queen's Christmas speech:

"I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm now so old my pussy is haunted"

Lines from the Bible:

"A man who lays with another man should be stoned. It helps. That's all I'm saying"


Mock the Week
Frankie Boyle

 

[Tom]

So sad. Can you get some mealworms and put them on a table just outside the nest m8? That would stop him having to fly so far to find stuff.

They're under pressure from us, might have been hit by a car or eaten by a cat or just flew into a window. Baby thrush killed itself on my bedroom window two days ago. It's heartbreaking. And we've pretty much fucked the planet for 'em - I think you giving a helping hand is still letting 'nature take it's course" - it's also part of our nature to help.

You can't do that because it attracts other birds to the nest, which would encourage the parents to abandon it. Anyhow they're all dead now. I wonder if the males know how to remove dead chicks from a nest like females do, the smell may have put him off returning.

I think it boils down to them laying eggs too late in the year, and the female not returning.

 

[Lamp]

If you don't keep up with your exorcist payments your house may be re-possessed.

 

[Lamp]

I've seen the Tulisa "sex tape". Meh
I have U-turned and Romesh Ranganathan is officially funny
James Acaster is brilliant

That is all.

 

[Lamp]

View: https://youtu.be/Bf9WfTot5aU?si=b4oc43yJWLVMrwqo

 

[Lamp]

If you need a good laugh watch this. Funniest thing I've seen in ages


View: https://youtu.be/xuBu7Oag-kU?si=QpuWd525COdoO38A

 

[BloodOmen]

I really should stay out of chatrooms (fatlad)

 

[Overdriven]

I didn't even know chatrooms were even a thing anymore. I assumed it just became Discord.

 

[BloodOmen]

I didn't even know chatrooms were even a thing anymore. I assumed it just became Discord.

i just found it randomly when i was browsing last night lol

 

[Raven]

Blood pressure down to 124/79, and I haven't been taking meds for 6 months.

Down from 170/95

Booze will kill you.

 

[Scouse]

Blood pressure down to 124/79, and I haven't been taking meds for 6 months.

Down from 170/95

Booze will kill you.

Congrats. You been out on your bike? Or is it just diet?

I'm a bit fucking fat (been not exercising enough and instead doing house renovation shit for the past 12 months). Checked my blood pressure - it's 138 over something.

Getting up at 6 and doing a short ride every morning (or some sort of exercise) and slowing down my massive pie-eating maw. I'm even going to cut back on tea - 15 half-pint cups a day can't be doing me any good with the amount of milk in there.

 

[Wij]

Congrats. You been out on your bike? Or is it just diet?

I'm a bit fucking fat (been not exercising enough and instead doing house renovation shit for the past 12 months). Checked my blood pressure - it's 138 over something.

Getting up at 6 and doing a short ride every morning (or some sort of exercise) and slowing down my massive pie-eating maw. I'm even going to cut back on tea - 15 half-pint cups a day can't be doing me any good with the amount of milk in there.

Fuck me, you must piss a lot.

 

[Embattle]

Blood pressure down to 124/79, and I haven't been taking meds for 6 months.

Down from 170/95

Booze will kill you.

Mine was 190/110 when I was put on blood pressure tablets after going to A&E in 2019, they eventually put it down to genetics since I've never smoked and never had booze beyond that initial taste test when I was young plus I've never been overweight due to fat.

I sit in the 120/80 range most of the time, I was told in A&E they only get majorly worried when you get in excess of 200.

 

[Lamp]

User: Can self-pleasure be a harmless way to wind down and de-stress after a busy day ?

ChatGPT: Yes, absolutely. The process releases endorphins which promotes a sense of wellbeing and is often conducive to receiving a healthy night's sleep. Enjoy your masturbating !

 

[Raven]

Congrats. You been out on your bike? Or is it just diet?

I'm a bit fucking fat (been not exercising enough and instead doing house renovation shit for the past 12 months). Checked my blood pressure - it's 138 over something.

Getting up at 6 and doing a short ride every morning (or some sort of exercise) and slowing down my massive pie-eating maw. I'm even going to cut back on tea - 15 half-pint cups a day can't be doing me any good with the amount of milk in there.

Fuck all really, don't really eat pork anymore, no real reason. And no booze.

I still smoke an obscene amount of weed, though.

 

[Scouse]

Fuck all really, don't really eat pork anymore, no real reason. And no booze.

I still smoke an obscene amount of weed, though.

Salt innit. High blood pressure is probably the most studied issue on the planet. The results are pretty much the same everywhere. Every culture studied gets high blood pressure in proportion to salt intake and the only culture they found not to increase blood pressure is some blinkin' amazonian tribe with no access to salt. They retain perfect blood pressure until they die.

Cutting out the pork will probably do the trick tbh.

Fuck me, you must piss a lot.

I piss like a dehydrated horse

 

[Embattle]

International scheme to tax billionaires’ wealth technically feasible, study finds

Proposal could net up to $250bn a year in extra revenue, says report commissioned by Brazil for G20

www.theguardian.com

 

[old.Osy]

I've been on 11/6 all my life. Low bpm too, range 50-60.

Doctors always ask me if I do sports - never did, I'm a chair potato.

Thanks mum and dad, I suppose.

 

[Embattle]

I've been on 11/6 all my life. Low bpm too, range 50-60.

Doctors always ask me if I do sports - never did, I'm a chair potato.

Thanks mum and dad, I suppose.

Ironically my sister who is massively overweight, inactive, etc. generally has low BP although now she has issues in a number of areas such as her feet and liver because of that lifestyle.

 

[Scouse]

If you don't find time for exercise then you'll find time for illness. As someone said in Civ recently