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I only needed 1oz to put in a soup
The only time I eat lentils is in a soup or a tarka daal
If you're making stews or the like, whack a load of lentils in. They thicken the stews nicely and add to the nutrient content.
 

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Yeah I could do that no problem
@Deebs do you not eat them at all ?

I quite like parsnips. Lovely with a roast dinner. Gravy. Yorkshire puds. Roasties.....🤗
 

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The gravy makes it. Not gravy granules. Proper gravy from the roasting juices. Mmmmmm
 

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Yeah I could do that no problem
@Deebs do you not eat them at all ?

I quite like parsnips. Lovely with a roast dinner. Gravy. Yorkshire puds. Roasties.....🤗
Nope and I've tried having them cooked every which way known to man and aliens.

My Dad loves beetroot and I fondly remember him eating them out of the jar with a fork and putting them on bread and chomping the fuckers down.
 

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Nope and I've tried having them cooked every which way known to man and aliens.

My Dad loves beetroot and I fondly remember him eating them out of the jar with a fork and putting them on bread and chomping the fuckers down.

I used to drink Beetroot juice (90% beetroot), one of my work colleagues wondered what it was so I gave him some but he said it tasted foul and like dirt. It is very earthly and not something I can have anymore due to the gassy nature in my intestine ;)
 

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Nope and I've tried having them cooked every which way known to man and aliens.

My Dad loves beetroot and I fondly remember him eating them out of the jar with a fork and putting them on bread and chomping the fuckers down.
Beetroot from the supermarket are alreet, but you don't get the varieties which taste nicest. I've some weird and wonderful stuff including some golden beets that taste amazing.

On things that can be eaten - currently having problems with my fucking guinea fowl:
Fuckers keep shitting on my new barn roof :eek:
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Beetroot from the supermarket are alreet, but you don't get the varieties which taste nicest. I've some weird and wonderful stuff including some golden beets that taste amazing.

On things that can be eaten - currently having problems with my fucking guinea fowl:
Fuckers keep shitting on my new barn roof :eek:
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I spy two geese, one of them for Christmas??
 

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Probably both.
And most of the rest into the freezer ;)
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Fuck me, do they run around after you? That looks amazing but I could not live there due to having a rampant imagination and watching too many horror films when I was younger.
 

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Fuck me, do they run around after you? That looks amazing but I could not live there due to having a rampant imagination and watching too many horror films when I was younger.
When you live in the country it brings to the fore what we all really know - that the only thing to be afraid of in the dark is other humans, and there ain't any around here. They're all in the city :)
 

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When you live in the country it brings to the fore what we all really know - that the only thing to be afraid of in the dark is other humans, and there ain't any around here. They're all in the city :)
Yeh it would take me a while to get used to it. Still if the wind is moving branches and shit, I would be leaving a trail of fire behind me as I ran (well not now but you get my drift).

Spose I best book my Xmas Lunch at @Scouse 's this year.
 

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One of my baby pics

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I've just downloaded SNES and Playstation emulators for Android.
Got 2 bags of KP Honey Roasted Nuts
That's my Sunday sorted !
 

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We were chatting to our neighbour yesterday as we put up the Christmas lights. They had their dog with them and it started to open its mouth fully which both of them noticed and told us it was starting to happen, in essence their dog has epilepsy, then the dog fell over and started to fit. I have say it is most disturbing to see, although I didn't realise that it affects about 1 in 130 dogs to varying degrees.
 

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They had their dog with them and it started to open its mouth fully which both of them noticed and told us it was starting to happen, in essence their dog has epilepsy, then the dog fell over and started to fit. I have say it is most disturbing to see, although I didn't realise that it affects about 1 in 130 dogs to varying degree.

My Westie had Cushing’s disease towards the end of her life and would seize regularly. It does look weird.
 

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