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[Tom]

DALL·E mini by craiyon.com on Hugging Face

Discover amazing ML apps made by the community

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Guess the phrase I used to generate that.

 

[Lamp]

The length of an average human sperm is 1/20th (0.05) of a millimeter
The diameter of a hydrogen atom is approx 1/100,000th (1.01e-5) of a millimeter

 

[Jupitus]

The length of an average human sperm is 1/20th (0.05) of a millimeter
The diameter of a hydrogen atom is approx 1/100,000th (1.01e-5) of a millimeter

Makes me glad to have had the snip!!

 

[Scouse]

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Guess the phrase I used to generate that.

I thought it might have been badger badger mushroom snake, but it turns out that's just a load of wierd snakes.

Badger Badger doesn't work either. Dang.

 

[Lamp]

I'm sure you've all seen this before, or something similar

Scale of the Universe: Discover the vast ranges of our visible and invisible world.

Scale of Universe is an interactive experience to inspire people to learn about the vast ranges of the visible and invisible world.

scaleofuniverse.com

(I had to install a flash emulator in Chrome to get it to work)

 

[Scouse]

The world's most used weedkiller, it's used on all our food:

EU regulators ‘dismissed evidence’ linking glyphosate to rodent tumours

European Chemical Agency’s positive assessment for continued sale of substance is flawed, say environmental campaigners

www.theguardian.com

findings from 10 out of 11 studies which link the herbicide ingredient to tumour formations.

Dr Peter Clausing, the report’s co-author, said: “Animals exposed to glyphosate developed tumours with significantly higher incidences compared to their unexposed control group – an effect considered as evidence of carcinogenicity

The way we make our food likely gives you cancer.

 

[Tom]

Dunno if I posted this already but I made a berb table from scrap wood and they love it. I made it so the pigeons can't get in. Fat cunts.

 

[Embattle]

We get a couple of wood pigeons all the time under the bird feeders, sodding shit machines.

 

[Raven]

We get a couple of wood pigeons all the time under the bird feeders, sodding shit machines.

Delicious.

 

[Scouse]

My geese poop on average every 12 minutes.

I've currently got 3, next week will likely have 6. That's a big goose poop every 2 minutes.

 

[Ormorof]

You have brought more of the devil birds into the world you mad bastard

Is goose poop good for fertilizer?

 

[Scouse]

You have brought more of the devil birds into the world you mad bastard

Is goose poop good for fertilizer?

Apparently it is. You'd have to compost it first (I've more bracken than I know how to manage so maybe with that). But then, how the feck am I supposed to pick up the 12lbs of crap a day that they're going to produce?!

Hopefully they'll be more adventurous than the chickens and go a bit further into the field so it spreads out. Although I do have plans to use them as a self-fertilizing lawnmower - I'll just have to make sure their water's nearby.

 

[Lamp]

Never get tired of watching this

Highest ever freefall by Alan Eustace 2014
135,889 feet (41.4 km; 25.7 miles)
Maximum unassisted velocity: 822 mph (1323 km/h) Mach 1


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-rWtqConY8

 

[Scouse]

Cocktail of chemical pollutants linked to falling sperm quality in research

Exclusive: Study finds mixtures of compounds thought to disrupt hormones are present in people at ‘astonishing’ levels

www.theguardian.com

All the men were exposed to unsafe combined exposures and the most exposed in the study had levels 100 times greater than the acceptable values, with the average being 17 times. “Our assessment reveals alarming exceedances of acceptable combined exposures,”

Just checkin' - is this bullshit too @Bodhi - like the glyphosate thing?

 

[Bodhi]

Cocktail of chemical pollutants linked to falling sperm quality in research

Exclusive: Study finds mixtures of compounds thought to disrupt hormones are present in people at ‘astonishing’ levels

www.theguardian.com

Just checkin' - is this bullshit too @Bodhi - like the glyphosate thing?

Just from a quick scan of the article (can't believe I've clicked on a Guardian link, now I feel dirty), they identify about 5 or 6 other possibilities - fatty foods, smoking, being a fatty, not exercising etc.

So yes, yes it is.

Still at least unlike the glysophate nonsense you posted, the research was at least done in humans, so it's slightly less junk.

Only slightly though.

 

[Scouse]

Just from a quick scan of the article (can't believe I've clicked on a Guardian link, now I feel dirty), they identify about 5 or 6 other possibilities - fatty foods, smoking, being a fatty, not exercising etc.

As well as, @Bodhi, not instead of.

 

[Raven]

To be fair, the Guardian is a complete rag...

 

[Scouse]

To be fair, the Guardian is a complete rag...

Yeah, but the scientists doing the science aren't and I couldn't bring myself to post a fail link to keep him happy

 

[Raven]

Yeah, but the scientists doing the science aren't and I couldn't bring myself to post a fail link to keep him happy

Oh, they are all as bad as one another, though, I take particular exception to the hard up Guardian and their blinding hypocrisy.

I mean...

The Guardian view on tax havens: bring them to heel | Editorial

Editorial: The Pandora papers prove that secrecy jurisdictions and their super-rich clients are still running rings around the rest of us

www.theguardian.com

 

[Scouse]

I mean...

I totally get your point - but better to be transparent about what you're doing, publishing your arrangements in full (unlike everyone else) and campaigning against those arrangements than neutering your voice to "lead by example" - an example nobody is going to follow.

If they did the opposite, they go out of business and arseholes would laugh all the way to their secret bank accounts because one of the few media outlets that is attempting to hold them to account (because they own the other outlets) is closed down.

Because of their transparency over their arrangements, what they're publishing and pressing for it's a no-brainer to give them a pass on so-called "hypocricy". If the governments ban these arrangements for all, then they'd follow the new rules. But governments ain't going to do that - so it's better for all (well, all non-rich plebs like you and me) that a more powerful messenger exists.

 

[Gwadien]

Brexit helping cause harmful increase in fake ecstasy, study warns

Covid and crackdowns also blamed as researchers find half of pills sold as MDMA at festivals in England contained none of the drug

www.theguardian.com

Interesting debate point!

 

[Scouse]

Brexit helping cause harmful increase in fake ecstasy, study warns

Covid and crackdowns also blamed as researchers find half of pills sold as MDMA at festivals in England contained none of the drug

www.theguardian.com

Interesting debate point!

Legalise. Nobody dies of it. Horse riding is more dangerous.

Personally though, unless you're fucked out of your skull then hanging around with a load of pill poppers is boring as fuck.

 

[Raven]

Legalise it, regulate it. Problem solved. Massive tax revenue.

 

[Tom]

anyone want a dead battery? Free of charge.

 

[SilverHood]

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anyone want a dead battery? Free of charge.

Careful. The Met have charged people with battery for less!

 

[Scouse]

Careful. The Met have charged people with battery for less!

Sad thing is, that's probably true!

 

[Scouse]

Far be it from me to Bieber-post but I felt sorry for the headline, clicked it, then looked at the picture:

Justin Bieber cancels shows after half of face left paralysed by virus

Popstar posted video showing inability to move his face muscles due to Ramsay Hunt syndrome

www.theguardian.com

Pic here:

Spoiler

I'm calling bullshit. I think he's faking it. Look at the photo again and see if you can see what I see:

Spoiler

Two photos. A "before and after".

Did he take a selfie in front of his wardrobe before he was struck with this disease, then when he was struck with the disease go and get dressed in exactly the same clothes, grow the same beard, go to the same place and then take another selfie?

Or did he just pull a retard face?

 

[Gwadien]

Far be it from me to Bieber-post but I felt sorry for the headline, clicked it, then looked at the picture:

Justin Bieber cancels shows after half of face left paralysed by virus

Popstar posted video showing inability to move his face muscles due to Ramsay Hunt syndrome

www.theguardian.com

Pic here:

Spoiler

View attachment 46309

I'm calling bullshit. I think he's faking it. Look at the photo again and see if you can see what I see:

Spoiler

Two photos. A "before and after".

Did he take a selfie in front of his wardrobe before he was struck with this disease, then when he was struck with the disease go and get dressed in exactly the same clothes, grow the same beard, go to the same place and then take another selfie?

Or did he just pull a retard face?

On the photo on the left his left is eye is slightly drooping, I think he's showing resting face vs closing his eye or something, I dunno.

But yeah, everyone under *the age of Scouse* is a cunt

 

[Embattle]

TBH I couldn't care less, I certainly wouldn't consider it a headline but that is my opinion.

 

[BloodOmen]

Legalise it, regulate it. Problem solved. Massive tax revenue.

Surprised they haven't legalised weed yet tbh... they'd make a fucking killing if they did.