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Raven

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Read the thing you have posted @Job. Try it on for size.

It's getting tedious.
 

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I'm going to have a double sausage Mc muffin bought to me tomorrow morning, I'm going to enjoy every bit of it.
 

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I'm going to have a double sausage Mc muffin bought to me tomorrow morning, I'm going to enjoy every bit of it.

It's very possible to make your own equivalent... with low fat mice etc... it's still not great, but fills a desire ;)
 

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Its getting tedious you saying read it to try and pointlessly divert having to acknowledge it.

What's the point in randomly posting stuff that has absolutely nothing at all with what you have vomited into a post?
 

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It's very possible to make your own equivalent... with low fat mice etc... it's still not great, but fills a desire ;)

You can get the patties in Morrisons, I keep a box in the freezer for hangovers. Stick them in a pan from frozen, cooks as fast as a couple of rashers of bacon, throw an egg into a souffle ring, in the pan. Muffin in the toaster. Proper cup of tea. job done.
 

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Low fat mice...like it.

(Again, grease the throat with bacon fat, hold them by the tail, and let them just fall in)
 

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Christ I knew McDonalds wasn't great, but didn't know they were putting mice in things!

What's up? I'm in the good old East End a' London! It's dem mice or rats for protein round 'ere... maybe a squirrel if ya lucky :D
 

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(Funniest typo I have made in quite a while, I am happy :D )
 

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typo?
Damn. I've just been in the garden for the past 20 minutes with a miner's hat with the light on it looking for mice in the undergrowth
 

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The guy bottom left in the black t shirt looks miserable
Should have stayed on the sugar and carbs.
Eat some chips m8. You'll feel fantastic. Wash it down with a crunchie and a bottle of coke.
 

Job

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Remember income tax was brought in as a temporary measure to pay for a war

From the income tax wiki..
In 1971 the top rate of income tax on earned income was cut to 75%. A surcharge of 15% kept the top rate on investment income at 90%.[17] In 1974 the cut was partly reversed and the top rate on earned income was raised to 83%. With the investment income surcharge this raised the top rate on investment income to 98%, the highest permanent rate since the war. This applied to incomes over £20,000 (£209,963 as of 2019).[7]
 

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People should be using BCC for this shit, how hard can it be? Address the email to yourself, blind copy in everyone else.


Or, as a council, pay for a specialised system if you're sending shit to the public.

If I did that in school then I would be guillotined, council does it? No biggie guys.
 

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It's very possible to make your own equivalent... with low fat mice etc... it's still not great, but fills a desire ;)

We did our own during the initial lockdown since everything was shut, was nice but somehow different at the same time.
 

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Does it not show how much five people have had to pay so far?

:)

I meant the age thing more than anything...

But yeah, one guy spent thousands on there and even bought me a ship when it started.

I'm installing the client now, gonna have a looksies!
 

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But yeah, one guy spent thousands on there

Aye. ;)


Edit: But 499.6 years old isn't unreasonable eh? **Alienlizardoverlord










**I'd have done a hashtag but I've got a US keyboard running on british english and I'm not quite sure where it is :(
 

Raven

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I meant the age thing more than anything...

But yeah, one guy spent thousands on there and even bought me a ship when it started.

I'm installing the client now, gonna have a looksies!

Are you sure you're not being groomed?
 

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Aye. ;)


Edit: But 499.6 years old isn't unreasonable eh? **Alienlizardoverlord










**I'd have done a hashtag but I've got a US keyboard running on british english and I'm not quite sure where it is :(
It usually swaps places with the “ on the number 2
 

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Are you sure you're not being groomed?

I need grooming

My 5 o'clock stubble is now a place you could hide a piece of toast
My nails are something a witch would be proud to have
My eyebrows look like a big stickle-brick

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My nose hair is accelerating for reasons best known to itself. I'd like to know whats going to happen to my body to require long nasal hair to deal with it.
 

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