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[Raven]

I appreciate you couldnt have the black guy as the sidekick because thats got slavery overtones, but at least give him more to say than rude.

The focus of the advert is quite obviously the talent (Nick Frost) dressed as a side kick, or assistant, rather than the extra (random bloke). Seeing as that is what they are selling, their banking assistance thingy or whatever, a side kick. I imagine there will be a whole range of adverts with Nick Frost in for all sorts of personal banking offers/services and there may well be all sorts of extras of all sorts of race.

Why you are so upset, merely by a black fella's presence in an advert, is beyond me but here we are; you don't like black people. You probably don't need to mention it in every other post though. I don't really know why you keep bleating on about race, it's clear that very few people share your out of date attitude, you aren't going to be changing anyone's mind and your backward views don't fit into modern society.

Modern UK society has moved on and you're out of time. Get used to it, it's not changing. Isn't there some sort of racist cave somewhere you can scream in?

 

[Embattle]

This seems largely pointless - Nuclear weapons treaty: Campaigners hail new era for nuclear disarmament

 

[Scouse]

This seems largely pointless - Nuclear weapons treaty: Campaigners hail new era for nuclear disarmament

Not at all.

It makes us in breach of law.

It's not pointless, it's just not going to achieve much short term other than other countries now can point at us and legitimately say "look at them cunts" - and that's quite powerful in and of itself.

 

[Embattle]

No country that matters signed up to it.

No matter what Nuclear weapons are here to stay.

 

[Scouse]

No country that matters signed up to it.

You mean, no criminals signed a law against themselves. For that is what it now is to own a nuclear weapon.

No matter what Nuclear weapons are here to stay

I think fatalism is an intellectual failure. I agree that is the case for now. And likely permanently (just one of the many ways we can kill ourselves). But not "no matter what".

But this slightly increases the chances of us not killing ourselves with nuclear weapons. So it's a good thing.


If there's 1,000 paedos and you put twenty behind bars, there's still 980 paedos. But the action is still a good thing and not pointless.

 

[Embattle]

Well technically 143 haven't ratified it yet, that includes all 5 of the official nuclear powers and the other 4 unofficial which again are the only ones that actually matter.

I think it is ridiculous to believe you can put the toothpaste back in the tube, that even applied when it was just the 5 that had them. It has got a hell of a lot less likely with the unofficial countries that now have them.

 

[Gwadien]

I think we've done pretty well so far in not having a nuclear war.

One of the main aims of the UN is to give small countries a voice, there's lots of countries that have just said fuck you to nuclear weapons, whether that has any wider role to play in relations, I guess we'll see.

I'd rather it if we didn't go down the isolationist route and have military build up races again, that's been bad the last few times it's been done.

 

[Scouse]

that includes all 5 of the official nuclear powers and the other 4 unofficial which again are the only ones that actually matter.

Would you expect drug producers to ratify a law that makes them criminals if they had the option not to?

It's utterly ridiculous that you are trying to use the fact that britain/us/france/china/russia haven't signed up to a law that criminalises them as a way to denigrate the fact that 50 other countries have.

Keep sucking nuclear dick there m8. It's what you're doing and it boggles the mind because the only thing nuclear weapons do for you is ensuring your family are more likely to die.

 

[Embattle]

It's utterly ridiculous that you are trying to use the fact that britain/us/france/china/russia haven't signed up to a law that criminalises them as a way to denigrate the fact that 50 other countries have.

No it is more ridiculous that a bunch of fantasists, who believe being a realist is some kind of intellectual failure, believe that 50+ countries who've not got them in the first place or the resources to get them will make any difference to those that already have them.

Keep sucking nuclear dick there m8. It's what you're doing and it boggles the mind because the only thing nuclear weapons do for you is ensuring your family are more likely to die.

Well technically since my grandad none of my family have been involved in a war and no major world wars have happened for more than 75 years.

 

[Scouse]

Wow.

OK.




Edit: props for responding. That's an improvement at least.

 

[Scouse]

In other news:

Jeesus christ. Shame is sometimes a useful thing to feel.

Fuck off with your man's body positivity blog, eat less and exersice a bit more, rather than modelling for a corporate entity that gives zero shits about mens health and wants people to feel good about themselves, even when they shouldn"t, in order to sell more stuff.

 

[Embattle]

At this rate we will have to hide Gyms incase they shame someone.

 

[Scouse]

Lawyers call for apology from Johnson and Patel for endangering colleagues

Letter signed by more than 800 ex-judges and legal figures also accuses PM and home secretary of undermining rule of law

www.theguardian.com

 

[Scouse]

Aaaand back to emotes.

 

[Embattle]

Tanker stowaways: Seven detained off Isle of Wight

Special forces are involved in the operation on board the vessel off the Isle of Wight.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Overdriven]

At this rate we will have to hide Gyms incase they shame someone.

Almost on month 7 of not going to a gym, I'd convert to a religion if they decided to open one within walking distance of here. I miss the gym

 

[Raven]

@Job

Nabil Abdulrashid: Ofcom rejects 3,000 Britain's Got Talent complaints

Britain's Got Talent finalist Nabil Abdulrashid joked about his experiences as a black Muslim.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Lamp]

Made another batch of samosas
So nice

All the ingredients for my samosas cost less than £6. Made about 12 of them. 50p each
You go to an Indian restaurant, they'll charge you £3+ for two

 

[BloodOmen]

Made another batch of samosas
So nice

All the ingredients for my samosas cost less than £6. Made about 12 of them. 50p each
You go to an Indian restaurant, they'll charge you £3 for two

Got the recipe handy?

 

[Lamp]

Got the recipe handy?

Ingredients:

500g lean minced lamb (get the lowest fat content % you can)
2 tomatoes (chopped)
1 onion (chopped)
60g (I just grab a couple of handfuls) of frozen peas
At least 4 large spoonfuls of butter (melted) (You can use margerine, but butter or ghee is better)
Blob of tomato puree
Filo pastry (Sainsburys or Tesco - about 12 sheets per packet - makes 12 samosas)
Squirt of Lemon juice
Couple of pinches of sugar
1 teaspoon of cayenne chilli pepper powder
1 teaspoon cumin
1 teaspoon coriander
1/2 teaspoon turmeric
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon cardamom powder
1 teaspoon dried coriander herb
1/4 teaspoon ginger powder

You'll need a pastry brush. I used a small paintbrush. Works just as well.

Method:

Start melting the butter on the lowest heat in a small pan
Heat about 3 tablespoons of oil in a separate large pan
Fry the onion until soft and transluscent
Add the lamb and fry until brown
Add all the spices
Add tomato puree
Add the tomatoes
Add the sugar and lemon juice
Cook uncovered on a medium heat for 15 minutes
Add the frozen peas
Cook for a further 5 minutes or so
Remove from the heat
Preheat your oven to 200°C

To make the actual samosas:
Take a sheet of the filo pasty
Brush with melted butter
Fold a third of the sheet over (so now you have two thirds of the sheet 2 ply) then fold the final third over the 2 ply section (so that you end up with a 3 ply sheet of pasty a third of the size of the original sheet)
Brush again with butter
Place a large spoonful of the mix at one end. Grab a corner of the pasty and fold it over the mix so that the bottom edge you've just folded is now at 90° to its original position and is now covering the mix. Continue to fold it over itself in triangles. You should end up folding it over itself 4 times then just brush the little remaining flap of pastry in butter and stick down. Thats one samosa done.

Repeat until you've used all the pastry sheets up. Any left-over mix can be stored in your belly button for later.

Place them on a couple of baking trays lined with greaseproof paper
Give them all a brush with butter

Cook on 200°C for 20 minutes

Enjoy

 

[BloodOmen]

Ingredients:

500g lean minced lamb (get the lowest fat content % you can)
2 tomatoes (chopped)
1 onion (chopped)
60g (I just grab a couple of handfuls) of frozen peas
At least 4 large spoonfuls of butter (melted) (You can use margerine, but butter or ghee is better)
Blob of tomato puree
Filo pastry (Sainsburys or Tesco - about 12 sheets per packet - makes 12 samosas)
Squirt of Lemon juice
Couple of pinches of sugar
1 teaspoon of cayenne chilli pepper powder
1 teaspoon cumin
1 teaspoon coriander
1/2 teaspoon turmeric
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon cardamom powder
1 teaspoon dried coriander herb
1/4 teaspoon ginger powder

You'll need a pastry brush. I used a small paintbrush. Works just as well.

Method:

Start melting the butter on the lowest heat in a small pan
Heat about 3 tablespoons of oil in a separate large pan
Fry the onion until soft and transluscent
Add the lamb and fry until brown
Add all the spices
Add tomato puree
Add the tomatoes
Add the sugar and lemon juice
Cook uncovered on a medium heat for 15 minutes
Add the frozen peas
Cook for a further 5 minutes or so
Remove from the heat
Preheat your oven to 200°C

To make the actual samosas:
Take a sheet of the filo pasty
Brush with melted butter
Fold a third of the sheet over (so now you have two thirds of the sheet 2 ply) then fold the final third over the 2 ply section (so that you end up with a 3 ply sheet of pasty a third of the size of the original sheet)
Brush again with butter
Place a large spoonful of the mix at one end. Grab a corner of the pasty and fold it over the mix so that the bottom edge you've just folded is now at 90° to its original position and is now covering the mix. Continue to fold it over itself in triangles. You should end up folding it over itself 4 times then just brush the little remaining flap of pastry in butter and stick down. Thats one samosa done.

Repeat until you've used all the pastry sheets up. Any left-over mix can be stored in your belly button for later.

Place them on a couple of baking trays lined with greaseproof paper
Give them all a brush with butter

Cook on 200°C for 20 minutes

Enjoy

ta

 

[Scouse]

Made another batch of samosas
So nice

All the ingredients for my samosas cost less than £6. Made about 12 of them. 50p each
You go to an Indian restaurant, they'll charge you £3+ for two

Bombay Sweet Store in Radford, Nottingham.

50 veggie samosas, 20 quid. A must at any party

 

[Raven]

Indian bloke at work makes mine (or well, his wife does) I supply him with home grown chillies.

 

[Jupitus]

Fold a third of the sheet over (so now you have two thirds of the sheet 2 ply) then fold the final third over the 2 ply section (so that you end up with a 3 ply sheet of pasty a third of the size of the original sheet)
Brush again with butter
Place a large spoonful of the mix at one end. Grab a corner of the pasty and fold it over the mix so that the bottom edge you've just folded is now at 90° to its original position and is now covering the mix. Continue to fold it over itself in triangles. You should end up folding it over itself 4 times then just brush the little remaining flap of pastry in butter and stick down.

Should that be 45° ?

 

[Lamp]

A 45° fold correct yes

Take a piece of A4 paper
Portrait
Hold the bottom RH corner
Fold it 45°
The edge that was the bottom of the paper is now flush with the left hand side and has made a 90° flip
You've now made a samosa triangle

 

[Lamp]

There are entire buildings in Cambridge filled with scholars studying the Mathematics of Samosas
I'm beginning to regret I didn't stay for the full 15 minute course...

 

[Job]

The world economic forum, which recieved a terrifying 500m from bill gates ,germany and japan.

Its the usual populist hippy liberal bullshit, now pushing the 'great reset', with rather concerning talk of ending the cult of individuality.

Anyway, found this bullshit article about racism in the countryside, which includes classics like black people dont go walking because theres no buses to get them there, they associate the outdoots with slavery and lynching and then causually praise a walker for forming a black walker group because they dont like being with white people.

This Black British hiker is tackling exclusion from the outdoors

One woman is encouraging Black women to explore the countryside to bridge the diversity gap in outdoor pursuits.

www.weforum.org

 

[Aoami]

Whilst I'm not into silencing minority opinions, surely this is just overt racism from Job now, and should be treated as such?

 

[caLLous]

Whilst I'm not into silencing minority opinions, surely this is just overt racism from Job now, and should be treated as such?

Oh he's been far more overt than that. Like proper swivel-eyed white supremacist lunacy. I think he's been warned a time or two but then he just whines about liberals or some other nonsense.