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  1. Job

    Job TWAT and FH Object of Ridicule

    Ha I saw that one, love it
     
  2. Wij

    Wij I am a FH squatter FH Subscriber

    I don’t like tea.
     
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  3. Job

    Job TWAT and FH Object of Ridicule

    Havent had a cup of tea for a few years
     
  4. Job

    Job TWAT and FH Object of Ridicule

  5. Scouse

    Scouse HERO! FH Subscriber

    Call yourself a yorkshireman :eek:

    Probably because pg-tips fed to you as a child put you off tbh.

    Anyway:
     
  6. Zarjazz

    Zarjazz Sarcasm. Only one of the services offered.

    I can now only drink tea as in the last few years whenever I drink coffee most of the time it gives the the shits. It's like I've developed an allergic reaction to the stuff. I blame getting old(er).
     
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  7. Scouse

    Scouse HERO! FH Subscriber

    That's a new one on me.

    The bird smoking in the next door garden though - I'd catch a whiff of it and it'd act like the shit-trigger that smokers get in the morning :eek:
     
  8. DaGaffer

    DaGaffer Down With That Sorta Thing

    Coffee seems to be a "selective laxative"; there are enough people who get the shits after coffee to suggest it's a real thing. Only time it's happened to me was when I was on a skiing holiday in Italy years ago and they served this really strong espresso at breakfast (literally Turkish-style stand your spoon in it stuff) which was both the most intense caffeine-hit I've ever experienced, but also immediately sent me scuttling for the bog.
     
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  9. Scouse

    Scouse HERO! FH Subscriber

    I had no idea!

    I don't do coffee very often in blighty ('cause it's shite over here) but I love it in Italy. Hitting up Switzerland, France and Italy in just over a week's time so will get my fix then. I'll remember to eat plenty of fibre beforehand :)
     
  10. Embattle

    Embattle FH is my second home

    Caffeine speeds up your bowl movement, ironically it can happen with tea as it has caffeine as well but everything in moderation.
     
  11. Scouse

    Scouse HERO! FH Subscriber

    Never tea in moderation @Embattle - I'm on fifteen cups a day :)

    Interestingly - I read an article last night saying that water is OK for hydration but you piss it out faster - so tea is actually better because when you consume water with food (and milk counts as that) then your body retains it better.
     
  12. Scouse

    Scouse HERO! FH Subscriber

    @Deebs - wow classic name reservation night tonight :)
     
  13. Gwadien

    Gwadien Uneducated Northern Cretin

    PG Tips propaganda!
     
  14. DaGaffer

    DaGaffer Down With That Sorta Thing

    Down in Kerry, dayum this is a pretty part of the world.
    20190811_170232.jpg
     
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  15. dysfunction

    dysfunction FH is my second home

    Milk hydrates you quicker than water does apparently
     
  16. Job

    Job TWAT and FH Object of Ridicule

    Even our coffee is shite...much better in mystical, trendy continental countries using mass produced coffee beans which magicaly taste better...because...advertising.

    Italian generic hipster on bike visiting his model girlfriend sipping...'REAL' coffee.
    I 'm pretty sure you're real love for Europe has been carefully placed there by the Omincom group.
     
  17. Scouse

    Scouse HERO! FH Subscriber

    lol @Job - the coffee thing has been done to death here before. Coffee in England IS shite.

    I don't get it. You wouldn't get pissy if I said you can't get a decent cup of tea in America, but criticise anything here and you verge on tears.

    Why is that?
     
  18. Deebs

    Deebs Chief Arsewipe Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    I know. Already on it and prepped to go :)
     
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  19. MYstIC G

    MYstIC G Official Licensed Lump of Coal™ Distributor Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    You're calling him names but presumably you took 5 seconds to notice that's a 5 year old video before you started pouring petrol onto the pyre of bullshit he creates?
     
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  20. Scouse

    Scouse HERO! FH Subscriber

    Really tempted, but frankly I'm stuck for time as it is and I gave up WoW originally because it sucked my life away.

    Hope the game dynamic is like it was originally :)
     
  21. caLLous

    caLLous I am a FH squatter FH Subscriber

    Yes... It's not the first time that video has done the rounds.
     
  22. Job

    Job TWAT and FH Object of Ridicule

    So it doesnt matter because 'its done the rounds'..thats a tiresome, predictable and almost exclusively liberal way to deflect an issue.

    The Russians are closing in Adolf.

    Oh youre not still going on about that shit are you.
     
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  23. Job

    Job TWAT and FH Object of Ridicule

    It isnt shite..some people are brainwashed into believing the same scam they pull with wine.
    Special roasts and fucking barristas...proper coffee, associating fancy coffee machines with your sophistication and ego while they go the bank.
     
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  24. Scouse

    Scouse HERO! FH Subscriber

    Actually, coffee's cheaper in Italy @Job. Much cheaper.

    And better.
     
  25. Job

    Job TWAT and FH Object of Ridicule

    Yeah yeah.
    Everyones thinks that Italy is the home of coffee.
    They just patented machines to process it quickly in shops.
    High pressure steam to blast the beans.
     
  26. Gwadien

    Gwadien Uneducated Northern Cretin

    What does that even mean?

    Are you implying that Liberalis = Nazis and you = communists???
     
  27. dysfunction

    dysfunction FH is my second home

    I make an excellent cup of coffee with my £20 stove top espresso machine.
     
  28. Job

    Job TWAT and FH Object of Ridicule

    Its an anology...bit dodgy posting them here when people chose to take them literally.
     
  29. Gwadien

    Gwadien Uneducated Northern Cretin

    I think it's a good analogy to be honest.

    Considering most eastern Europeans hated Russian occupation more than Nazi occupation.
     

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